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[Scofield94941]

Pachter is obsessed with Smart phones and probably gets paid to get people to buy Apple stock. Thus he hates Nintendo and NEOGaf because we know his bullshit

 

[Chuck]

"In 2 years from this E3 microsoft is going to talk about how you're going to use SmartGlass to use to turn on your tv through your cable box which will be call the Xbox 720."

or something similar

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

Why doesn't Pach have his own account?

 

[xxracerxx]

I hope Smart Glass makes the dashboard not slow as crap.

It will make it slower!

 

[SteveWinwood]

Pachter is obsessed with Smart phones and probably gets paid to get people to buy Apple stock. Thus he hates Nintendo and NEOGaf because we know his bullshit

This is my favorite post so far

 

[Kibbles]

Stream keeps pausing for a second and it's annoying as hell

 

[bearythebear]

Isn't a half successful Nintendo basically gamecube generation Nintendo?

 

[stupei]

Did... he say this is happening in two years?

He literally thinks cable companies are going to be on board with this in two years? Because they have been so quick to adapt to and accept the changing media distribution models, right?

 

[BigJonsson]

"In 2 years from this E3 microsoft is going to talk about how you're going to use SmartGlass to use to turn on your tv through your cable box which will be call the Xbox 720."

or something similar

While connected to your oven while you sit on the toilet!

 

[killer_clank]

you can just tell everyone else is biting their tongue.

 

[Atomski]

Forcing me to sign a contract with a cable company to get a xbox is a sure way for me to never play consoles again.

 

[RagnarokX]

Does Pachter know about the ability of the GamePad to act as a universal remote?

 

[Dark Schala]

I don't...Pachter, the thing you are saying are SO SO SILLY RIGHT NOW.

HOW DRUNK IS THIS MAN?

Fatigue can do some weird things to your brain.

Why doesn't Pach have his own account?

Pachter does have his own GAF account.

 

[MrTroubleMaker]

Stream keeps pausing for a second and it's annoying as hell

does it for me too

 

[GQman2121]

I am proud now. I am the first person who called him out on that Nintendo THQ thing. Suck it Pachter!

Nintendo lost money for the first time ever and its suddenly on the scale of THQ?

Really fucking really?

Currently, yes, that's accurate. He just explained his reasoning too, which made perfect sense for an investment analyst. I'm sorry for you if that hurts your feelings.

 

[Mister Negative]

So is Pachter predicting basically that the Wii U is going to be more "hardcore" than the Xbox 720?

 

[SteveWinwood]

So is Pachter predicting basically that the Wii U is going to be more "hardcore" than the Xbox 720?

At this point I don't think you read or listen.

 

[antonz]

Why doesn't Pach have his own account?

He does and he will likely pay a visit later to tell people they suck

 

[Verano]

pach uses chrome...awww yeaahh..

 

[chickdigger802]

Why doesn't Pach have his own account?

he does

 

[Anth0ny]

OH SHIT

Pachter calling us out!

 

[CB3]

Pachter seems like the Skip Bayless of videogames. He just says things that will get a reaction.

 

[ZekeThePlumber]

READY!

 

[Nilaul]

While connected to your oven while you sit on the toilet!

Playing cooking mama, since Nintendo will bunkrupt by then. All progress in cooking mama will be recreated in real time in your oven.

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

Pachter does have his own GAF account.

Oh shit. He should be more active.

 

[Dark Schala]

My notepad is rea--...

what's he saying? D:

 

[linko9]

This dude is obsessed with Neogaf.

 

[pirata]

What the fuck? Rayman was the coolest thing!

 

[a posh hammer]

pachter loves the gaf

 

[lazybones18]

Rayman a DS game

 

[K.Sabot]

PLEASE PACH QUIT NAME DROPPING US

MY HEART CAN'T TAKE IT

I'M JUST NOT READY

 

[xxracerxx]

AWWW SHIT...this place is going to explode now!

Rayman a DS game?

 

[CrunchinJelly]

Rayman Legends DS! Coming soon from Michael Pachter Productions!

 

[killer_clank]

fuck this guy.

 

[Chuck]

This guy really is a dumb fuck.

 

[Izick]

OH SHIT RAYMAN NO

 

[BigJonsson]

Forcing me to sign a contract with a cable company to get a xbox is a sure way for me to never play consoles again.

So you'll pay full price for the xbox, just as I can go buy a cable box for 2-500 bucks

Or I don't have a cell phone on contract with a subsidy, I bought one somewhere else

 

[MrTroubleMaker]

He <3 us

 

[starmud]

pac is drunk, right?

 

[Edgeward]

Take a drink whenever Patcher says Gaf's name. Boom. Alcohol poisoning.

 

[MuddyDonut]

Damn Pacther has some beef with this site.

 

[Saige]

Wii U gimmicks sucked, this is supposed to be news?

 

[AcridMeat]

Nope Pachter, now you jus TROLLIN

 

[Thoraxes]

Pachter hates us.

 

[Ozone]

Lay the fuck off Rayman, Pachter.

 

[Verano]

Pachter vs Blackace.

 

[Atomski]

Rayman looked like a DS game.

what da fuck.. is he even talking about.

 

[BocoDragon]

I think we can all predict that it's unlikely for Wii U and 3DS to sell as much as their predecessors... And yeah, that probably looks bad in a world where financial success is based upon growth.. But that casual market was created in friggin 2005-6. It's not Nintendo's traditional bread n butter.

They have a long way to shrink before going multiplatform makes any kind of sense.

I think they have ideas for other customers : Nintendo might have made a bundle off casuals, but it is not their only claim to fortune, by a longshot.

And who knows.. Cheap livingroom tablet may prove to be a casual hit. After all, no analyst could have predicted Wiis success..

 

[Papercuts]

Pachter is really mad at gaf, hahahah.

 

[Anth0ny]

LOL

this dude would be banned if he was posting this on gaf