"This game is like getting your dick bitten off by Satan, and I would rather gargle cyanide than be in the same building as it is being played"
2/5 Stars.
Brad, you clearly hate it, I don't understand why it's getting a 2. You give fives quite freely, if you hate this as much as you love Mark of the Ninja, it's a 0/5 surely.
They don't give zeroes.