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[Tranquil]

Run your breakfast bowl and spoon under cold water before dishing up your cereal.

Why?

 

[John Mullins]

Why?

Try it and come back and tell me your life hasn't been revolutionised.

 

[PSYGN]

Use your used dryer sheet to collect the lint.

 

[Tesseract]

 

[Belmonte]

Consistency beats intensity.

 

[Tranquil]

Try it and come back and tell me your life hasn't been revolutionised.

I will try this because I'm adventurous. But I don't see it doing anything.

 

[Romulus]

Stay off the ground if you get into a fight if possible. Its hard to run away from your back when +1 shows up and starts using your skull as a football. Buddies showing up can mean death on the ground.

 

[macfoshizzle]

Try to piss first when you are only going to the bathroom to wash your hands, because the running water will make you want to piss, and to avoid washing your hands twice

 

[Birdo]

Sprinkle baking soda into your washer when washing clothes for extra freshness.

 

[jufonuk]

Stay off the ground if you get into a fight if possible. Its hard to run away from your back when +1 shows up and starts using your skull as a football. Buddies showing up can mean death on the ground.

Just walk away. Don’t get into a fight.

 

[DavidGzz]

While vitamins and fiber are important, fat loss/gain is totally dependent on calories in vs calories out.

 

[AJUMP23]

Invest money in a Roth IRA as young as you possibly can.

 

[Hulk_Smash]

1. Order sprite And two lemon wedges the next time you go out.
2. Squeeze both wedges into your Sprite.
3. Enjoy the best Sprite you’ve ever had.

 

[Eric187]

Pro tip no matter how hot she is always pull out. You’ll thank me later

 

[#Phonepunk#]

stay hydrated

 

[Arkam]

If the thought has EVER crossed your mind....Dump them. I don't care who, I don't care why. You will be thankful later.

 

[Pejo]

Cunningway's law states that: "the best way to get the right answer on the internet is not to ask a question; it's to post the wrong answer."

 

[Valonquar]

Never trust friends alone with your spouse.

 

[JimiNutz]

If you wanna make your dick look bigger, use tanning beds while naked.

If you tan your dick enough it will start to look black (especially if you aren't a pasty white man naturally).

Women will subconsciously view your dick as being bigger than it actually is if you whip it out and it's tanned black.

 

[West Texas CEO]

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Never ever dance with the devil in the moonlight.

 

[bad guy]

Your not really as smart as you think you are

I'm even smarter? I find that hard to believe.

 

[FreedomOfSpeech]

 

[StreetsofBeige]

When you buy a car, not only research all the hidden costs breaks dealers get which you should try to get passed onto you as much as possible, but look into buying a car in the last month of a quarter.

Dealers can be pressured to sell cars to hit quarterly goals.

 

[bad guy]

Don't fool yourself, you are the only person that you can trust 100%.

 

[slugbahr]

Don't eat moldy bagels

 

[Rexyy]

No, YOU'RE not really as smart as you think you are.

that is a good one indeed

 

[Breakage]

Squirt your sauces on the side of your plate instead of spraying it all over your fries, wedges, etc.

 

[Arkam]

Burlesque Show is code for “random fat chicks looking for validation by stripping off their clothes”

might be your thing, and more power to you, just don’t want anymore fine young men getting duped by this scam.

 

[Cutty Flam]

Buy a Nintendo Switch

 

[fatty]

It is OK to fail. But learn from it.

 

[CrapSandwich]

use toiler wipes the flushable kind... a clean fresh anus

Flushable wipes are not really flushable. They do not dissolve like toilet paper and if you have imperfections in your drainage, they will catch and clog and you'll have to have a plumber fish them out. Even if they do make it past your drainage, they tend to fuck up municipal waste water processing facilities. They're just smaller baby wipes.

 

[Tesseract]

vr is the final frontier

 

[teezzy]

Buy a Nintendo Switch

You paying?

 

[Cutty Flam]

You paying?

Under these conditions:

1) Nintendo implements an adequate online experience

2) Mario Party through Mario Party 8 are available to play online, to play with anyone across the globe easily no issues w/ the online

3) You’re a beast at MP2, MP3, MP5, MP8

4) You introduce me to Sarah Michelle Gellar midway through her nude sauna session

 

[teezzy]

Under these conditions:

1) Nintendo implements an adequate online experience

2) Mario Party through Mario Party 8 are available to play online, to play with anyone across the globe easily no issues w/ the online

3) You’re a beast at MP2, MP3, MP5, MP8

4) You introduce me to Sarah Michelle Gellar midway through her nude sauna session

I can only promise letter 4

You down to clown?

 

[Frogman_676]

pro tip: just the tip

 

[MilkyJoe]

Live by these three rules

1) It is better to have and not need than to need and not have

2) Failing to prepare is preparing to fail

3) Never trust a priest with a hardon.

 

[King of Foxes]

I have a couple i like to remember and live by

From my grandfather

"When it comes to your family, do exactly as your wife says. Women know best what children need."

From my dad

"You choose your own mood/attitude."
"Always plan for the worst case situation."

From my grandmother

"Flowers for your girls once a week or more."

And from my wifes grandmother

"Never go to bed angry with each other, stay awake until the problem is solved."

Worked out well for my personal life until now, i just wish someone had given me solid tax advise for cashing out stock, my first big time payout i got raped by the government. That advise is on my to do list for my kids as well as the above

 

[jufonuk]

Flushable wipes are not really flushable. They do not dissolve like toilet paper and if you have imperfections in your drainage, they will catch and clog and you'll have to have a plumber fish them out. Even if they do make it past your drainage, they tend to fuck up municipal waste water processing facilities. They're just smaller baby wipes.

But a clean butthole