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In our single-minded effort to bring you absolutely nothing of any socially-redeeming value today, please enjoy the possible visual accompaniment to our earlier report on Lindsay Lohan's trip to Vegas last weekend. We can't speak with any certainty about Lindsay's blood-alcohol content in the photographs (we haven't yet downloaded that browser plug-in), but when our female friends make similar faces while dancing, it's time to hold their hair as they hover over the toilet or ensure their breath doesn't make contact with an open flame.