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[Triumph]

http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4039&n=0&pg=1

"We originally invoked the Freedom Of Information Act to request material relating to Bush's spotty record while in office," CIS director Catherine Rocklin said. "But then we realized that the information was readily available at the corner newsstand, on the Internet, and from our friends and neighbors who pay attention to the news."

Aaaaaaaand:

"Our opponents have dredged up this kind of thing every time Bush has run for office," Bush campaign strategist Matthew Dowd said. "We've faced down widely reported, fully researched, carefully documented accounts of Bush's alcoholism, drug use, private-sector business failings, ignorance in matters of state, smug arrogance, and general self-serving lackadaisical behavior. So I'm hardly worried. An overwhelming mass of published information like this has never stopped Americans from voting for him before."

It's funny because it's true!

 

[Shinobi]

"Our opponents have dredged up this kind of thing every time Bush has run for office," Bush campaign strategist Matthew Dowd said. "We've faced down widely reported, fully researched, carefully documented accounts of Bush's alcoholism, drug use, private-sector business failings, ignorance in matters of state, smug arrogance, and general self-serving lackadaisical behavior. So I'm hardly worried. An overwhelming mass of published information like this has never stopped Americans from voting for him before."

:lol

 

[Scrow]

that's a hell of a self-owning by Bush's campaign strategist

 

[Cerebral Palsy]

:lol

Let me add another :lol

 

[KingGondo]

that's a hell of a self-owning by Bush's campaign strategist

I hope you're kidding...

It's a fake quote. The Onion is a parody newspaper.

 

[ManDudeChild]

I hope you're kidding...

It's a fake quote. The Onion is a parody newspaper.

You should have let the guy run with it