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God i need a woman
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The brains guy never gets laid.snaildog said:
Anyways, boogie is already going to do a buddy cop show with Cubsfan.I think boogie and I should become superheroes, though. Like Captain Planet....we join forces and become Captain HasAChance.
Why cops? :loldemon said:The brains guy never gets laid.
I think boogie and I should become superheroes, though. Like Captain Planet....we join forces and become Captain HasAChance.
Really, they should be unsuccessful swingers with Cubsfan incessantly getting slapped by women and Boogie accidentally befriending them. Each episode could climax with both learning something new, accompanied by light, uplifting music.
Senior Lurker said:I am curious to know how you started this fuck-buddy/friends-with-benefits relationship. One time I was so busy I couldn't bother with a relationship; just wanted an "intelligent" girl that will call me when she wants me and lets me call her when I want her
I took a girl to a museum, we had a good time, and she was clearly in to me. So towards the end I told her that I wasnt interested in a real "relationship" (I'm guessing this is key) and let her decide if she was still interested. Funny side note; I met this girl in Art History class.
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and fart is quite on point, liberal arts programs are usually filled with girls. i had a horrible time because i was in engineering, where there are almost no females. there were a few latina hotties in my program though, too bad they were all taken. even besides that, the few girls that were there were very uptight and nerdy.
Well a) fuck you, I'm one cultured motherfucker now, and b) I sort of did meet girls in my art history classes. One of them was my friend...you know, 'the' friend. Another was a girl whom I became "in-class friends" with and I could have easily had, if it weren't for the fact that I just wasn't attracted to her. And a couple others I met in lectures but was just too shy to step it up. I won't deny that art history classes are good places to meet girls.....if you're able to meet girls in the first place. Considering that, looking back, it makes me even more depressed. Seriously, my college years as a whole are going to remain one huge, agonizing regret that I have to live with for the rest of my life. Yay.fart said:
That's the best idea yet.Socreges said:
Geez, you guys seem to thrive off your own hopelessness. I could think of a hundred ways to meet girls if I wanted to. Do yoga, tennis, book group, volunteer work, internet dating, drama classes, ANYTHING! I was shy average-looking loser until I got a part-time job at a supermarket with a good atmostphere where you can't help meeting girls, and since then I've practically fallen into four long-term relationships.
Eh. Right now my main "goal" is to find a full-time job, so my best bet is to get a job that's conducive to meeting people, as opposed to one where I'm stuck in an office environment working with six or seven other people who are 10-20 years older than me or whatever. Because if I end up spending the majority of my waking hours at some menial job where I can't meet people, I'm just going to feel like giving up. I'm open to suggestions...snaildog said:
I really don't get what the problem is other than if you're constantly going after girls that aren't right for you. People ascribe WAY too much value in what western society as a whole deems beautiful in women, but it's just self-defeating. Personally, I think there are so many beautiful women out there each one having a ton to offer a guy. One of the great things about being in a relationship is that the better you get to know a person inside, the better they look to you on the outside.
the thing is just meeting a girl. most women bitch and moan constantly, once they reach the age of 22, about there not being any good guys out there. And they don't mean good as in "awesome looks and moneyz ROFLMFAO plsTHxBIe1!!1".. they just mean a guy that'll take care of them.
I guarantee if you get to where you're comfortable enough to talk to women (which is why I made the joke suggestion before) you'll find tons of chicks. how to talk? you just have to practice, ya know? don't be afraid of sounding stupid... usually when guys think they sound stupid, girls think it's cute that a guy would get tripped up over their words just by talking to them.
I guarantee if you get to where you're comfortable enough to talk to women (which is why I made the joke suggestion before) you'll find tons of chicks. how to talk? you just have to practice, ya know? don't be afraid of sounding stupid... usually when guys think they sound stupid, girls think it's cute that a guy would get tripped up over their words just by talking to them.
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This thread is pretty funny :lol
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You guys are reaching Jotaro level patheticness! Maybe you guys should ask yourself if you even like women? Wallowing in self pity like pigs in mud. Disgusting actually...
Actually, i was thinking the same thing. i've said it before, but you seriously lack confidence. You're not a bad-looking guy, but from the one photo i saw of you, you looked like you had low self esteem.demon said:
You should pursue one of your interests seriously. If you like guitar, practice and start playing where other people play for fun, like coffeeshops or a local hangout. Build confidence in yourself and get out more, and don't worry about meeting women... they'll come to you, especially when you're not focused on finding them.
Seriosly, between dabbling in guitar playing, photography, and art history, you're destined to meet someone.
i can't really describe it, maybe it was his posture and/or facial expression, but that's just the impression that i got. Women tend to be more intuitive to this sort of thing, so if i got that, i'm sure any prospective women would too.Memles said:
And seriously, who here isn't being a computer chair Dr. Phil?
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Take that, put it on your weiner, rub up and down, climax. Move on.
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Thanks for the input.
Speaking of things to do now that you're unbanned, have you checked out this thread yet?
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Boogie said:.....
Already have. After eight months on lavalife, I've only been able to get one girl to talk to me on there.......that was Kimberly. :-/
edit: wait, there was also the Russian bride, but she doesn't count
Even though I've only used the intimate encounters section on Lavalife, I can say it was complete failiure. Funny thing is, before reading your post, I thought it would have been easier for me to find someone there if I used the dating section instead (that's what you've been using right?).
I think only one girl answered one of my messages, and she gave a REALLY clever reply; all with the right amount of capital letters, apostrophes, periods, etc. (clever as in you will NOT find out she was a fake). There was a catch though. She said that the picture she posted was her friend's and not hers, and that if her friend finds out she'd be in trouble.
THEN she sent me an email (outside of lavalife, after exchanging emails there) with a link to a website for that SMOKING HOT blonde who was supposidely the girl who contacted me.... Yeah right; that bitch was reported and kicked out immediately after and my credits were credited.
One other girl actually responded to the instant messaging thing for a bit, then lost interest or something (v_V).
There was a thing from another website (match I think?) where you would actually sign up and go to a regular regulated meeting to see if you can find what you're looking for. Now I regret not doing that.
Is it safe to say that the online thing works (much) better for older folks? Even the chatrooms in most of those sites show that (In my experience at least).
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With Lavalife, you have to buy credits to use to contact people. I think 20 credits for first time contact for a person, then free with them after that.
As for the other one. Sorry; language thing. I meant an organized meeting (organized by Match I think) where they will only allow a certain age range or something at a time, and you'll have to register beforehand so they will know how many males/females. This way everyone are there for the same reason; to find a bf/gf/future-wife/partner, etc..
As for the other one. Sorry; language thing
. I meant an organized meeting (organized by Match I think) where they will only allow a certain age range or something at a time, and you'll have to register beforehand so they will know how many males/females. This way everyone are there for the same reason; to find a bf/gf/future-wife/partner, etc..Cyan said:
But it's a still photograph. Considering the nature of the image, there is no guarantee that that emotion is genuine, expressed often, and body language is all about movement, not position. As I say, video footage I'd give yoy...but still photography just doesn't work. Sorry.
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You people must suck complete ass.
I used lavalife for this free trial thing once. I didnt even have a picture and half the girls were ready to fork over their msn within a few minutes of chat. They wouldnt even TALK to you? That's harsh.
As long as you dont push to meet them, they'll be only too eager to meet you. Problem is (for me), by the time im sure enough that they are who they say they are, im too comfortable knowing them in the internet (and phone) context to actually meet them. That, or im a complete pussy.
I used lavalife for this free trial thing once. I didnt even have a picture and half the girls were ready to fork over their msn within a few minutes of chat. They wouldnt even TALK to you? That's harsh.
As long as you dont push to meet them, they'll be only too eager to meet you. Problem is (for me), by the time im sure enough that they are who they say they are, im too comfortable knowing them in the internet (and phone) context to actually meet them. That, or im a complete pussy.
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Dude, are you reaaaaaaaaaaally sure you were talking to real girls and not some men-with-weird-jobs who took training courses like "writing emails and making punctuation mistakes" and " 'I don't know what I am doing here': the guide to innocent game"?
It's amusing to hear that you didn't have a picture there and you got replies. I was gonna ask Boogie if he posted his picture there. I have (for a while) but only accessible through backstage (you can give backstage passes to people you'd like to see you). People usually post 'normal' photos to the public, and 'X-rated/nude" photos under backstage (but I didn't of course).
"i have no idea what I am doing here hehe but let's see haha lolz ." Sheeesh. That was a common profile-starter I would see given by prolly 1 out of every 7 girls or so. You are in a personal's site... you are posting a profile in the adult-encounters sections of that site.... YOU KNOW THE FUCK WELL YOU ARE THERE TO GET SOME DICK BITCH!!!111.
Other common variations: "I am tired of real-life idiots", "I've never tried but a friend led me to this so let's see where it goes".
Some other things will cause you to give a frowned-WTF look... Like guys posting their profiles under females where they'd show up when you search for girls (and vise versa).
It's amusing to hear that you didn't have a picture there and you got replies. I was gonna ask Boogie if he posted his picture there. I have (for a while) but only accessible through backstage (you can give backstage passes to people you'd like to see you). People usually post 'normal' photos to the public, and 'X-rated/nude" photos under backstage (but I didn't of course).
"i have no idea what I am doing here hehe but let's see haha lolz ." Sheeesh. That was a common profile-starter I would see given by prolly 1 out of every 7 girls or so. You are in a personal's site... you are posting a profile in the adult-encounters sections of that site.... YOU KNOW THE FUCK WELL YOU ARE THERE TO GET SOME DICK BITCH!!!111.
Other common variations: "I am tired of real-life idiots", "I've never tried but a friend led me to this so let's see where it goes".
Some other things will cause you to give a frowned-WTF look... Like guys posting their profiles under females where they'd show up when you search for girls (and vise versa).
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