God of War - 1up.com review

Bogdan said:
Greatest game of the generation? Hardly it is a great game but let the dust settle, it's a solid 8.5 (9 when you throw in the extras). It will go down as the most over rated game of all time. I promise.
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What are these point-boosting extras you speak of? Are they as awesome as the Mercenaries minigame?
 
Mama Smurf said:
RE4 and God of War. Step up Xbox.

Boy that was fun. But in all seriousness, we're not even 3 months into this year and we appear to have 2 games as good as, possibly even better (cue MGS3 death threats) than, anything released last year. And last year was awesome!
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No kidding. This is an incredible year so far...

Resident Evil 4, Donkey Kong Jungle Beat, Tekken 5, Gran Turismo 4 (personal preferences aside), Mercenaries, Zelda: Minish Cap, Yoshi Touch & Go, and the PSP launch titles...

That's practically as good a lineup as my entire top ten was last year!
 
holy moley. Man i might say fuck it to my psp order and rebuy a pstwo and GoW (i previously sold my ps2 collection because i badly needed the cash). Besides, a PSP will be a major distraction since I can take it anywhere. At least my pstwo will have to stay at home. decisions decisions
 
MOTHER OF ARES!

The hype and word of mouth on this game is getting pretty unbelievable.... could it be? Could this be the REAL DEAL?!
 
duckroll said:
MOTHER OF ARES!

The hype and word of mouth on this game is getting pretty unbelievable.... could it be? Could this be the REAL DEAL?!
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No. You heard Bogdan. 8.5 at best. Pure hype. Most overhyped game this gen. Moderately worthwhile purchase. Find in bargain bin.
 
All these comments, and not a single "Merciful Zeus!" Shameful.

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Herc! Herc! It's Dedalus! It's Dedalus!

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No. You heard Bogdan. 8.5 at best. Pure hype. Most overhyped game this gen. Moderately worthwhile purchase. Find in bargain bin.
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I've noticed him doing subtle damage control in every GoW thread. But since he has played Shadow of the Collosus and said it plays poorly, I guess we should trust him on this one too :P
 
Marconelly said:
I've noticed him doing subtle damage control in every GoW thread. But since he has played Shadow of the Collosus and said it plays poorly, I guess we should trust him on this one too :P
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What are you suggesting, Mr. Marconelly!? I find this implication utterly offensive and bid you a good day then sir!

Suggesting our fair Bogdan is anything other than pure at heart and brutally honest is clearly an afront to everything his posts stand for. I will not have you speak ill of him!

hmph!

*sticks hand in face and rushes off*
 
Unison said:
No kidding. This is an incredible year so far...

Resident Evil 4, Donkey Kong Jungle Beat, Tekken 5, Gran Turismo 4 (personal preferences aside), Mercenaries, Zelda: Minish Cap, Yoshi Touch & Go, and the PSP launch titles...

That's practically as good a lineup as my entire top ten was last year!
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Thank god the rest of the year's so empty, my wallet needs the relief. Just Zelda, two Fire Emblems, Kirby, Advance Wars, Mario Kart, Castlevania, WarioWare Twisted, Conker, Jade Empire, Shadow of the Collosus, Grand Theft Auto, the Xbox 360 launch...

Oh.

*cries*
 
I gotta agree with Bogdan. When I watch videos of this and think "OH BY THE SWEET TEETS OF MEDUSA!" I know that what I'm experiencing is merely the natural reaction to a video that was recorded off the framebuffer and then resized and smoothed out with artificial AA. That is the only explaination, nothing exciting here folks. Move along, move along.
 
Mama Smurf said:
Thank god the rest of the year's so empty, my wallet needs the relief. Just Zelda, two Fire Emblems, Kirby, Advance Wars, Mario Kart, Castlevania, WarioWare Twisted, Conker, Jade Empire, Shadow of the Collosus, Grand Theft Auto, the Xbox 360 launch...

Oh.

*cries*
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DQVIII, FFXII, KHII, God of War, PSP shit, Meteos, Pac Pix, Atelier Iris, Stella Deus, Digital Devil Saga 1/2, Riviera...




Oh.

*cries w/ Mama Smurf*

duckroll said:
I gotta agree with Bogdan. When I watch videos of this and think "OH BY THE SWEET TEETS OF MEDUSA!" I know that what I'm experiencing is merely the natural reaction to a video that was recorded off the framebuffer and then resized and smoothed out with artificial AA. That is the only explaination, nothing exciting here folks. Move along, move along.
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Yeah, I'm inclined to agree. I'm actually getting angry here thinking about all the people overrating this game. God of War near-bomba? You decide.
 
Whatever happened to the times when Q1 was nothing but shit and it was just a period to catchup on the Q4 titles from the previous year?

Amir0x said:
Yeah, I'm inclined to agree. I'm actually getting angry here thinking about all the people overrating this game. God of War near-bomba? You decide.
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I guess we'll find out when people start playing here on the boards.
 
mj1108 said:
Whatever happened to the times when Q1 was nothing but shit and it was just a period to catchup on the Q4 titles from the previous year?
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I'd imagine that since last years Q4 was so packed alot of the games that were going to come out then got pushed to the 1st quarter of this year to give them a better chance of selling.
 
I would make some positive comment incorporating a clever theological pun, but I'll just say this: "FUCKING A, IF THIS LIVES UP, JAFFE, I'LL BE YOUR LOVE SLAVE FOREVER!"
 
Mama Smurf said:
Thank god the rest of the year's so empty, my wallet needs the relief. Just Zelda, two Fire Emblems, Kirby, Advance Wars, Mario Kart, Castlevania, WarioWare Twisted, Conker, Jade Empire, Shadow of the Collosus, Grand Theft Auto, the Xbox 360 launch...

Oh.

*cries*
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E3 is going to fuck us all in the wallet. Hard. :lol
 
Amir0x said:
Not catchin' on to the tone, eh? :lol
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Watcha talking about dude? Just because we're so negative doesn't mean he can't shine a glimmer of hope that this doesn't blow donkey chunks.... right? :lol
 
Mr Nash said:
All these comments, and not a single "Merciful Zeus!" Shameful.

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Damn, he looks almost exactly like the Superman design used in the modern cartoons. Jawesome!
 
duckroll said:
Watcha talking about dude? Just because we're so negative doesn't mean he can't shine a glimmer of hope that this doesn't blow donkey chunks.... right? :lol
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Listen, I understand he wants the best out of this but he must prepare himself for the fact that this horrific game might not live up to these wildly misguided expectations. :D
 
I don't understand all the hype about this game; the graphics suck, the animation is terrible, the storyline is appalling and the extremely long loading times do it no favours. This is a 3/10 at most.
 
sly said:
I don't understand all the hype about this game; the graphics suck, the animation is terrible, the storyline is appalling and the extremely long loading times do it no favours. This is a 3/10 at most.
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Come on, that's not fair either. I thought they did a pretty good job with the loading times.
 
Grizzlyjin said:
Damn, he looks almost exactly like the Superman design used in the modern cartoons. Jawesome!
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Funny you mention that because that's exactly where Bruce Timm got the design from. He did a ton of drawings but was never happy with the face. Eventually a friend showed him a tape of that old Hercules cartoon and he thought it was perfect so he used it.
 
Amir0x said:
Come on, that's not fair either. I thought they did a pretty good job with the loading times.
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I believe that was only in the demo and review versions because the code wasn't finalized. I have it on good authority that the retail version will have much longer loading times. C- at best.
 
duckroll said:
I believe that was only in the demo and review versions because the code wasn't finalized. I have it on good authority that the retail version will have much longer loading times. C- at best.
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wow damn yet another example of poor Sony software testing

GoW official bomba total.
 
God of War am cry. Lets remind ourselves how bad this game is:


9.5 Presentation
Everything except the painfully obvious text prompts is great. Ditch those the next time around or suffer my wrath.

10 Graphics
Top of its class. The only thing more impressive than God of War's technology is God of War's art.

10 Sound
All of the sound could have been a part of Return of the King and it still would have won Oscars.

9.5 Gameplay
The platforming elements need to take hints from Sands of Time and the puzzles could do with a little more thought and a little less block pushing. Everything else is nearly perfect.

9.0 Lasting Appeal
Hey other developers! See all that wacky crap that opens up after you beat GOW? See how it's all candid and fluff free? Yeah, now you suckers do that, too.

9.8 OVERALL
(out of 10 / not an average)


La Bomba!
 
I'm definitely in for this one. Always been a sucker for Greek mythology, so this is right up my alley. And what's this about nudity in the game? I have a strange feeling though, like ICO, this game will be overlooked by the PS2 casuals.
 
Amir0x said:
In the game their is an optional threesome mini-game that contains nudity.

No, I'm not shitting you.
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Does that involve Greek godesses or what?

How much nudity/sex can publishers get away with on an M-rating anyway?
 
soundwave05 said:
And what's this about nudity in the game? I have a strange feeling though, like ICO, this game will be overlooked by the PS2 casuals.
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I don't think so, for 2 reasons. It has violence, which is big with casuals, and its recieving a huge marketing campaign by Sony.
 
SolidSnakex said:
I don't think so, for 2 reasons. It has violence, which is big with casuals, and its recieving a huge marketing campaign by Sony.
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Have there been that many commercials? Honestly I didn't even hear about this game until about 10 days ago.

Everyone seems fixated on the PSP right now. I hope it does well, but I dunno, seems like it could fall by the wayside.
 
soundwave05 said:
Does that involve Greek godesses or what?

How much nudity/sex can publishers get away with on an M-rating anyway?
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Heh, I think a fair bit provided you're not showing the actual sexual intercourse in a explicit manner and you're not showing genitals.

Also, I think the threesome mini-game just involves some royal whores.
 
SolidSnakex said:
I don't think so, for 2 reasons. It has violence, which is big with casuals, and its recieving a huge marketing campaign by Sony.
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The game is starting to get a good bit of attention, but it is probably coming too late for initial sales to be huge. My guess is it will do modestly this month and the really catch on as word of mouth spreads. Should be a sleeper hit of sorts.
 
For my money, I'd probably prefer Ninja Gaiden and hurricane packs #1 and 2.

But yeah, respect to GoW.
 
Rhindle said:
The game is starting to get a good bit of attention, but it is probably coming too late for initial sales to be huge. My guess is it will do modestly this month and the really catch on as word of mouth spreads. Should be a sleeper hit of sorts.
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Yeah, I mean I would consider myself to be pretty well informed on video games (much moreso than the casual joe), but this game honestly wasn't even on my radar until these reviews started coming out.

Plus its kind of a bad time to release a game like this IMO, with Gran Turismo 4 just coming out and the PSP launching this week.
 
just watched the gamespot video review

"one of the best action adventure game on ps2 and just out of this console generation period"

he sounded like he's describing a 10/10 game :lol
 
Bogdan said:
Fucking hyperbole.

I can't wait till the game is released, this board is going to be so divided. It is a good damn game but just give it some time.
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I know! God of War is hella overrated. I mean, it's not like this board is divided over everything anyway - but this'll do it for sure!
 
acklame said:
just watched the gamespot video review

"one of the best action adventure game on ps2 and just out of this console generation period"

he sounded like he's describing a 10/10 game :lol
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yeah, but a 10/10 game would mean perfection!!111 and nothing is perfecc111
 
Bogdan said:
Fucking hyperbole.

I can't wait till the game is released, this board is going to be so divided. It is a good damn game but just give it some time.
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Lol, is this a new viral marketer strategy? This game totally blows Ninja Gaiden and DMC 3 out of the water, and reviews reflect this. There is no slah'em up better than this. Your trolling is pathetic and will be the only thing to go down in history. I promise. :lol
 
Endymion said:
Lol, is this a new viral marketer strategy? This game totally blows Ninja Gaiden and DMC 3 out of the water, and reviews reflect this. There is no slah'em up better than this. Your trolling is pathetic and will be the only thing to go down in history. I promise. :lol
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I think, er, that it's a perfectly legitimate opinion to think Ninja Gaiden or DMC3 is better.
 
Endymion said:
Lol, is this a new viral marketer strategy? This game totally blows Ninja Gaiden and DMC 3 out of the water, and reviews reflect this. There is no slah'em up better than this. Your trolling is pathetic and will be the only thing to go down in history. I promise. :lol
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Not according to Gamespot

Oh, you were being sarcastic? This is one fucked up thread.
 
My score: 7.5

I'm afraid my kid my play this at his friend's house and, quite frankly, that scares me.

When Jaffe was on this site (briefly), he really sounded excited about the game (and that includes that interview I read/watched as well). I've never seen a creator so excited about a game in awhile... really speaks leagues of the work him and his team did on this project.

This game went under everyone's radar... don't deny. As we got closed to GoW we all strated going: It's Good?!?!! It's Good!!!

Out today, eh?
 
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