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[Knightime_X]

You can tell in their voice and body language.
Very large smiles and how they sound.

Then all of the sudden they cover up their cleavage
-_-

Why?
Do they feel modest?
Its like they feel like showing boob cleavage lowers their worth.
I can't say "oh, you don't have to hide yourself."i KNOW that'll backfire.

Ugh.
It's annoying.
The ones NOT flirting hide nothing.

 

[haxan7]

In my experience women do that when they're uncomfortable around you and feel like you're oogling their tits.

Also in what world would you even think saying "don't cover your tits" would be a viable option.

 

[King of Foxes]

Maybe they are not flirting and you're just a clueless sperg who cant tell the difference between polite conversation and flirting

 

[HellforLeather]

peripherals bro, you gotta use 'em.

 

[and 3 others]

In my experience women do that when they're uncomfortable around you and feel like you're oogling their tits.

Also in what world would you even think saying "don't cover your tits" would be a viable option.

Oi theyr slag, wut yuh cuvering yur tits fur?

 

[brap]

Look at her feet instead

 

[G-Bus]

They're hiding from you OP. Stop being creepy, buy some sun glasses.

 

[TyphoonStruggle]

Just be Henry Cavill and they'll be happy to jump onto your 4-incher

 

[haxan7]

Look at her feet instead

 

[nush]

The answer is clear, women that talk to OP are not flirting they don't realise he's a creeper until he's staring at thier cleavage. The ones that are not flirting have already identified OP as a creeper.

 

[Skyr]

The trick is to quickly jump in and motorboat them before they can even react.

 

[JimiNutz]

If they cover their breasts and smile at you coyly it's most definitely a strong signal that they want you to rip their hands away and devour their bosom.

Try it sometime and let GAF know how it goes.

 

[teezzy]

They dont consider you tit worthy

Sorry OP. Usually they just flash me

 

[Cunth]

Your rapiness is still showing. Gotta practice your cool face more

 

[Rest]

Probably because you're a creep and they've caught you staring.

 

[SentientStone]

I am an INFP so not very direct in terms of sexual advances, but I have found that I usually go out with and prefer more extroverted females whom end up making sexually suggestive hints towards me instead. It is really a balancing act of yin and yang polarities in terms of attraction. In terms of the OP, it really depends on how they are covering up and whether it is in a teasing kind of way... or do they actually feel awkward.

 

[nush]

Your rapiness is still showing. Gotta practice your cool face more

 

[Goro Majima]

In my experience women do that when they're uncomfortable around you and feel like you're oogling their tits.

Also in what world would you even think saying "don't cover your tits" would be a viable option.

First post wins and all that

If it makes you feel any better some (many? most?) women will often put their hand over their cleavage when bending over. The workplace can be hard for even moderately attractive women so I wouldn't take it personally.

I say workplace because I've rarely if ever seen young women worry about showing cleavage in a social setting. Older married women maybe somewhat.

 

[BluRayHiDef]

The workplace can be hard for even moderately attractive women so I wouldn't take it personally. I say workplace because I've rarely if ever seen young women worry about showing cleavage in a social setting. Older married women maybe somewhat.

Perhaps men and women shouldn't work in the same spaces. Just an idea.

 

[Hulk_Smash]

Probably because you're a creep and they've caught you staring.

 

[Charles Brandon]

Perhaps men and women shouldn't work in the same spaces. Just an idea.

what am I reading?

OP, they caught you looking down their top. Stop doing that. All the women you know probably hate you btw.

 

[Mistake]

 

[DESTROYA]

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Usually when you stare and they smile they are interested. So there you go.

 

[nush]

I met this girl who looked like she was packing some big boobs stealthily under a thick turtleneck sweater. So I copped a feel to confirm and said something like "Are you raising some healthy sweater puppies there?". I got a playful slap and OMG you're outrageous! At the end of the evening we went back to my apartment and fucked. They were quality boobs.

Boss mode.

 

[lock2k]

To look at boobs you gotta be a ninja. No one notices when I'm looking.

Jesus forgives, I don't. lol

 

[Vyse1800]

OP:

 

[Knightime_X]

what am I reading?

OP, they caught you looking down their top. Stop doing that. All the women you know probably hate you btw.

Sometimes they look more slutty than the last time.
The replies are soo salty wishing it happens to them.

 

[Keihart]

 

[triplestation]

 

[Elektro Demon]

They flash their boobs to the world wanting people to see them and when someone is caught staring they get uncomfortable and pack em in.
Now that's some flawed logic right there.

 

[TaySan]

lol at that OP.
Sorry, but maybe they weren't flirting with you and just trying to have a conversation.

 

[GymWolf]

Look at her feet instead

Maybe op was flirting with brie larson...

 

[Kamina]

Never experienced or noticed this; any example gifs for science?

 

[FreedomOfSpeech]

It's like a woman saying 'were not having sex'.

Who's thinking about sex here, lady?

 

[BluRayHiDef]

I once saw a flat-chested woman cover her chest as she walked past me on a subway platform as if I was looking at her chest and as if she had breasts. It was a very strange experience.

 

[and 3 others]

I once saw a flat-chested woman cover her chest as she walked past me on a subway platform as if I was looking at her chest and as if she had breasts. It was a very strange experience.

Are they even women at that point!? Rite guise?

 

[Richard Packer]

Are they even women at that point!? Rite guise?

Definitely not. Might as well grab a tennis ball and draw a line in the dirt.

 

[BluRayHiDef]

Are they even women at that point!? Rite guise?

Well, her face and frame were definitely feminine (e.g. feminine features and wide hips).

 

[levyjl1988]

Where is that from?

Never mind, found it...
BATMAN vs DEADPOOL - Super Power Beat Down (Episode 8)

 

[SpartanN92]

No clue OP. I've never met an attractive woman that DIDN'T want my massive Gaf Gold Member sized dong

 

[Smiles and Cries]

In my experience women do that when they're uncomfortable around you and feel like you're oogling their tits.

Also in what world would you even think saying "don't cover your tits" would be a viable option.

I say this a lot, is it wrong?

 

[and 3 others]

I say this a lot, is it wrong?

You smile, and she cries...

 

[Goro Majima]

You smile, and she cries...

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

Imagine staring at another woman's tits in 2020.

 

[DESTROYA]

Imagine staring at another woman's tits in 2020.

It's better than standing in front of a mirror and staring at your own.

 

[Stouffers]

 

[Aggressive Carrot]

She could've been flirting but the moment your eyes drifted it was game over. You stared at the sun too long.

Maybe take up a lesson in rubbernecking.

 

[12Goblins]

Op's first step on his journey to inceldom. RIP

 

[Smiles and Cries]

You smile, and she cries...

Hey we are just guys we can't help it. Just like girls could not help dreaming about wedding dresses during tea parties at a young age. Too us guys girls were just lamer and seriously boring versions of boys until one day, TITS Happened! Some of us never grew out of looking at those attention seeking missles.

It is not our fault nature made them that way and made us want to drool all over them.

I dunno why people hate nature these days, global warming and tit coverings are anti-nature