Icedburden
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Going to a 3 day BDSM/Fetish/Orgy convention this weekend
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kareem01899
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Lol if only
Puck Beaverton
Banned
I feel a deep shame I know that name.
It didn't really come off as jokey cause of how accurate it was lol. Don't be afraid to put yourself out there, dreams do come true!
Netherscourge
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I can't think of anything more awful-sounding than this BDSM convention you speak of.
Well, maybe the Republican National Convention.
Well, maybe the Republican National Convention.
Took 6 pages for an answer? GAF is slipping.
Icedburden
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It'd be hard to find something worse than this post.
It's worse than the Republican National Convention.
Grow up.
Darkness soon envelops across the complex. Fires are the main source of light at I walk down the pathways through the camp ground. Glancing at my map on my phone, it's light shining brightly on my face, I see where the sex-o-rama is located, the hub of the orgies.
Glancing over I see two men there, one performing felatio on the other. I quickly turn my head, not wanting to inspect their act any further. Luckily this was under a series of tents, so no odor was present as I waltzed by.
Further exploring of the campus was warranted, and in the distance I see a large barn. Outside is a series of contraptions for BDSM pleasure. One looked like the wooden object used for the Flayed Man of House Bolton. A girl is being whipped, her cried echoing off the barn. More on her later.
Entering the barn, I see it is a dungeon of sorts, with contraptions on both sides and a spectacle of people viewing the performers in the center. One such performer was a man sitting in a chair, with w girl wrapping string around his member. Not something I want to get into, I amused to myself. An older couple had the lady on her back on a table, while her partner inserted his cock into her upside down face.
Upon exiting the barn, the girl on the Flayed Man was sitting down, sobbing loudly. No doubt she got a bit into her whipping, and her partner tried to comfort her while others looked upon the pair. Four others had a girl tied up, and were quizzing her on how to spell things. If she got it wrong, she was whipped.
In thirty minutes another mixer starts. Unfortunately the last one was LGBT oriented, not quite my style. While their are several hot chicks per say, they all seem to have partners so far
Glancing over I see two men there, one performing felatio on the other. I quickly turn my head, not wanting to inspect their act any further. Luckily this was under a series of tents, so no odor was present as I waltzed by.
Further exploring of the campus was warranted, and in the distance I see a large barn. Outside is a series of contraptions for BDSM pleasure. One looked like the wooden object used for the Flayed Man of House Bolton. A girl is being whipped, her cried echoing off the barn. More on her later.
Entering the barn, I see it is a dungeon of sorts, with contraptions on both sides and a spectacle of people viewing the performers in the center. One such performer was a man sitting in a chair, with w girl wrapping string around his member. Not something I want to get into, I amused to myself. An older couple had the lady on her back on a table, while her partner inserted his cock into her upside down face.
Upon exiting the barn, the girl on the Flayed Man was sitting down, sobbing loudly. No doubt she got a bit into her whipping, and her partner tried to comfort her while others looked upon the pair. Four others had a girl tied up, and were quizzing her on how to spell things. If she got it wrong, she was whipped.
In thirty minutes another mixer starts. Unfortunately the last one was LGBT oriented, not quite my style. While their are several hot chicks per say, they all seem to have partners so far
Frozenprince
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It's basically an outdoor convention (complete with people selling shit in booths) but with fucking.
Teren_Kanan
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Im always boggled by posts like these in sex related threads.
The stink of sex is like.. one of the best parts.
OP loses virginity should be in the centre of said card.
How About No
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tearsintherain
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OP, you should wear a tuxedo, take a bottle of champagne and toast every person having sex as you stroll by, like Gatsby. If anyone asks, just say you enjoy throwing parties and walk away.
Yo what's wrong with large women?
I have almost next to no experience with sex (I'm no virgin but I might as well be) but I would honestly propably have a pretty good time at this event, even going alone. I wouldn't even want to fuck anyone there (I honestly wouldn't really be ready for doing that at an event like this) but it would be really interesting to just observe and listen to different workshops and people. It would be taking in a bit of a culture that I have no previous experience in. It would be a unique learning lesson.
I have almost next to no experience with sex (I'm no virgin but I might as well be) but I would honestly propably have a pretty good time at this event, even going alone. I wouldn't even want to fuck anyone there (I honestly wouldn't really be ready for doing that at an event like this) but it would be really interesting to just observe and listen to different workshops and people. It would be taking in a bit of a culture that I have no previous experience in. It would be a unique learning lesson.
CreepingFear
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I wish I were as brave as you OP. Hope you have a good time at least.
Absolutely nothing.
Define large.
Why would they?
Secret Character
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This might be one of the best threads on GAF in a while.
I think OP thinks girls are going to be jumping on his meat
Astral Dog
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omg op writtes so erotic 😍
Ultimadrago
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I'm so ready to be disappointed by OP's story. Subbed.
GAF to the rescue when they meet their first hot encounter. "What do I say, GAF?"
How About No
Member
This is on-point
Astral Dog
Member
Its just foreplay before the main event, surely
SoRuffShoNuff
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Except being unhealthy. Obesity is a problem folks.
ThatStupidLion
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enjoy OP! looking forward to reading along.
a weekend is a long time too. hope you find someone or learn something
enjoy OP! looking forward to reading along.
a weekend is a long time too. hope you find someone or learn something
Harken Raiser
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OP, did you meet SkyWolf? I want to get blazed with him and play Horizon: Zero Dawn.
You don't have be, I'm not.
Hey... Hey... I resent that...
Zeyphersan
Banned
Well hes not fucking yet
PoorChoices
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Been an hour since the last update, he very well could be.
foxuzamaki
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Your avatar is genius
oreomunsta
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Mods, can we put a poll on whether OP is gonna get his kink on?
This thread is hilarious
This thread is hilarious
foxuzamaki
Doesn't read OPs, especially not his own
Ooo incase, has some good comics
100%TrophyMaster
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I would love to just get a beer and some food and walk around enjoying the sights like an amusement park. Dont think I could ever participate in something like this though. Good luck OP!
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