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[Tookay]

The film needs herds of cloned Tea Leonis and William H. Macys all screaming "Eric!" in unison.

This.

 

[SatoAilDarko]

What the...

That was Gennaro, the lawyer. Ian survives and is rescued by Ellie and Muldoon in time for the Rex Jeep chase and his "must go faster" line which later was used in Independence Day.

And then he you know, stars as the main character in the sequel.


Get out.

Didn't the opposite happen in the book?

Spoiler

Malcolm doesn't survive his injuries and the lawyer is a heroic character who survives?

Though considering how the book The Lost World goes...

 

[WhiteRabbitEXE]

It was hinted that this would have stronger connections to the original (as in Jurassic Park) than people might expect, so I'm guessing this is a big part of that.

Didn't the opposite happen in the book?

Spoiler

Malcolm doesn't survive his injuries and the lawyer is a heroic character who survives?

No, Malcolm is also survived in the first novel and is the main character in the second.

Gennaro is totally different in the JP novel though and does survive, but

Spoiler

it was revealed in The Lost World that he later died of dysentery on a business trip

.

 

[Sesha]

There it is. I really hope the movie is good. My main worry is the script, which was written by Colin Trevorrow and Derek Connolly, who along with Rick Jaffa and Amanda Silver wrote the script for the first one. I'm not sure who was to blame for the shitty script, but we'll found out, I guess. I just hope the movie doesn't end up being the worst idea in the long, sad history of bad ideas.

 

[WhiteRabbitEXE]

There it is. I really hope the movie is good. My main worry is the script, which was written by Colin Trevorrow and Derek Connolly, who along with Rick Jaffa and Amanda Silver wrote the script for the first one. I'm not sure who was to blame for the shitty script, but we'll found out, I guess. I just hope the movie doesn't end up being the worst idea in the long, sad history of bad ideas.

Jaffa and Silver didn't really write Jurassic World. They wrote a version that Trevorrow thought was garbage (and by all accounts it was) and he convinced Spielberg to let him and Connolly rewrite the whole thing. They weren't even going to be credited since their version basically ceased to exist anyway, but then they got the writers guild to help force their way into the credits.

 

[WordAssassin]

uh uh
uh
uh

yes

ah, ah,
ah,
ah

ah rah ha ha harrr rah ha ha ha harrr

 

[daviyoung]

first ID4 and now this

If Goldblum is in a sequel it's a guaranteed turd

 

[WhiteRabbitEXE]

If Goldblum is in a sequel it's a guaranteed turd

Thor 3 doomed

 

[Monocle]

Fuck yeah!

 

[TheOMan]

So now I have to catch up on all the Jurassic Parks? Welp.

 

[Sesha]

Jaffa and Silver didn't really write Jurassic World. They wrote a version that Trevorrow thought was garbage (and by all accounts it was) and he convinced Spielberg to let him and Connolly rewrite the whole thing. They weren't even going to be credited since their version basically ceased to exist anyway, but then they got the writers guild to help force their way into the credits.

Thanks for the explanation. So I have a reason to be worried.

 

[rec0ded1]

A scientist would never involve themselves with anything that had to do with dinosaurs after the shit he's been through. Setting movie expectations to very low.

 

[Demoncarnotaur]

So now I have to catch up on all the Jurassic Parks? Welp.

You can skip # 3, at least.

A scientist would never involve themselves with anything that had to do with dinosaurs after the shit he's been through. Setting movie expectations to very low.

Malcolm is like a moth to the flame. He can't help himself.

He gets himself involved just to be there to see when shit hits the fan like he warned.

 

[fastford58]

YEEEEES!

 

[Chase Lebowski]

YES YES YES

Life finds a way.

 

[Syf]

Oh my god best news all year

 

[nekkid]

uh-rahahahaaaa, rahaa rahaa

 

[Jintor]

https://www.gizmodo.com.au/2017/04/heres-jeff-goldblum-handing-

Chef Goldblum was apparently handing out hot dogs near my office today and I didn't find out until the afternoon

 

[Vidiot]

I hope there's a big pile of shit for him to point out.

 

[SonicMegaDrive]

I really do love that man.

 

[Cipherr]

 

[Poona]

That's awesome. I want them to have original cast members. Disappointed Jurassic World only had that one scientist who you hardly even knew of.

 

[Chase Lebowski]

https://www.gizmodo.com.au/2017/04/heres-jeff-goldblum-handing-

Chef Goldblum was apparently handing out hot dogs near my office today and I didn't find out until the afternoon

I'm sorry.

 

[the_batman]

will he ask to be killed of like

Spoiler

Indiana Deckhart

?

 

[SpaceWolf]

Enough of this nonsense. Bring us Laura Dern.

 

[ZeoVGM]

will he ask to be killed of like

Spoiler

Indiana Deckhart

?

(Spoilers for The Force Awakens, for the 5 people who haven't seen it yet.)

That isn't how spoiler tags work.

And you got one of the names wrong anyway.

 

[Aggelos]

Apparently, my wish has been granted...
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=231533338&postcount=123

But it wasn't Dr. Grant who granted my wish, it was Ian Malcolm (pun intended).
Having a good presence overall in ID Resurgence, Jeff Goldblum (and his return to the Jurassic realm) wasn't a preposterous idea in the first place. Alan Grant's return in JP3 didn't help much to give the 3rd sequel significant punch.

 

[ElyrionX]

Umm can someone explain to me why Goldblum is such a cult figure around here?

 

[Dehnus]

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/he...ce=Direct&utm_source=t.co&utm_medium=referral



Explain chaos theory to me if old.

I loved Jurassic world, save for the humans. Now I'll also love at least one of the humans and his Semitic good looks.

 

[WhiteRabbitEXE]

Enough of this nonsense. Bring us Laura Dern.

Ellie became an astrobotanist for the Residence.

 

[the_batman]

Umm can someone explain to me why Goldblum is such a cult figure around here?

around here? i thought everyone liked Jeff

 

[Escape Goat]

I hope his daughter does gymnastics in this one.

 

[Elandyll]

Hoping it's not just a quick cameo as a fan service... But hell yeah!

 

[FF Seraphim]

Please dont be killed…

 

[Rolodzeo]

 

[sirap]

Well damn.

And here I thought he was trending because of sausage.

Spoiler

Somewhere out there Andy Dick is having a breakdown.

 

[paragonpro]

Amazing, this is the best thing ive heard all day. Now sam niel and laura dern!

 

[Jacknapes]

This is the best bit of news all day so far. Just made the hype level of Jurassic World 2 go from decent to through the ceiling.

The 2nd best bit of news is that Chef Goldblum is giving out free sausages in Sydney.

 

[PhoncipleBone]

That's a new one.

 

[StayDead]

Yes!

 

[Surfinn]

This just made my week

 

[Lil'DigiOp]

I called this.

FINALLY

 

[Lord of Castamere]

Good. Goldblum is always a treat.

 

[The Broken Ska Record]

Jurassic World was trash, BUT I'll be there for JW2 because of Goldblum.

 

[AuthenticM]

They should get Ariana Richards back.

I just looked her up and she could be the twin sister of Natalie Dormer

 

[BasilZero]

Yessss

One of the main reasons why I loved the first two movies!

My favorite character

 

[Prism Sentence]

What the...

That was Gennaro, the lawyer. Ian survives and is rescued by Ellie and Muldoon in time for the Rex Jeep chase and his "must go faster" line which later was used in Independence Day.

And then he you know, stars as the main character in the sequel.


Get out.

Yeah, yeah, I forgot. It's been awhile. I had a brain fart for some reason. Not like these movies released yesterday.

 

[AuthenticM]

Yeessssssss.

Also, no thanks to Sam Neil. Did you not watch JP3? He sucks ass.

I mean, there is plenty wrong with Jurassic Park 3, but I don't think Sam Neil is one of these things. The guy had to do with what he was given, which was not much.

 

[Dehnus]

Enough of this nonsense. Bring us Laura Dern.

Umm can someone explain to me why Goldblum is such a cult figure around here?

Because he is Jeff Goldblum! What are you straight?😊

 

[AuthenticM]

Umm can someone explain to me why Goldblum is such a cult figure around here?

He's a fantastic actor. That's all there is to it, really.