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Good Lord, Kelly Osbourne is ugly

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Her ugliness offended me in such a way that I immediately had to create a thread about it.

It's 2:30 a.m. here...nothing is on, so I'm channel surfing and I land on MTV Hits. After the video goes off, Kelly Osbourne suddenly appears on the screen. My eyelids immediately fought to close themselves, being successful for a few seconds, only to be outmatched by my curiosity over her profound fugliness.

She's hosting something called the 'MTV Hits Countdown' (or something like that), and why she's hosting it, I have no idea. But DAYUM! She looks absolutely terrible. Her make-up (assuming she has any on) is awful. It's like putting lipstick on diarrhea. She looks fucking dead. I hardly remember anything she was saying. She must be an illusionist because all I heard her say was, "I am extremely ugly...I am extremely ugly...I am extremely ugly..." over and over again, because it didn't stop until the next video came on. Her appearance plays tricks on one's mind.

Her face just seems to profusely ugly (she's so ugly that I had to use it as a verb). There should have been some type of warning before showing her. I think I could make an exception if the FCC stepped in. Fuck Janet Jackson. Fuck Howard Stern. Fine HER ugly ass!
 
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ozzy was a pudgy british kid who gave birth to pudgy british kids. nature's a bitch.
 
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Boogie9IGN said:
This thread needs more pics

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No lie, I'm sitting here, listening to some music, and the exact instant I scroll and see this picture, Breakwater's "Release the Beast" comes on. Apropos like a motherfucker.

She looks like John Wayne Gacy in that pic. But instead of killing young men like Gacy, she just kills any chance of having an erection.
 
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Mike Works said:
At least none of you had to spend two straight days with her in an overheated house during the hottest month of the year.
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I think there is a story that needs telling.
 
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ohamsie said:
I think there is a story that needs telling.
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Remember that shitty show she was in that got cancelled in it's first season? It was on ABC. I was an extra for I think the first episode, and she was in the scene. Those two days sucked because it was so god damn hot (thanks to all of the windows and doors in the house being closed because of sound, plus the heat the lights gave off, plus the fact that it was... I think August, maybe July), but having to be in the same room as her was just the god damn cherry.
 
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Mike Works said:
Remember that shitty show she was in that got cancelled in it's first season? It was on ABC. I was an extra for I think the first episode, and she was in the scene. Those two days sucked because it was so god damn hot (thanks to all of the windows and doors in the house being closed because of sound, plus the heat the lights gave off, plus the fact that it was... I think August, maybe July), but having to be in the same room as her was just the god damn cherry.
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Life As We Know It? That show was awesome.
 
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i don't know why any dude would bone her, she looks EXACTLY like ozzy when he was younger. it'd be creepy. You'd be hitting it and then just think "I AM IRON MAAAAN!".
 
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Mike Works said:
Remember that shitty show she was in that got cancelled in it's first season? It was on ABC. I was an extra for I think the first episode, and she was in the scene. Those two days sucked because it was so god damn hot (thanks to all of the windows and doors in the house being closed because of sound, plus the heat the lights gave off, plus the fact that it was... I think August, maybe July), but having to be in the same room as her was just the god damn cherry.
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What, she smelled or something?! :lol Sounds like it was quite a traumatic experience
 
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