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[RustyNails]

Whats next? Ass to mouth?

 

[sarcastor]

From his website - http://www.cuccinelli.com/issues/

Our Constitution and Bill of Rights safeguard our rights and liberties, and I support our nation’s foundational document in its entirety – even when that means taking on the federal government.

I would put blowjobs under "pursuit of happiness"

 

[Wilsongt]

In all honesty their sex lives must really suck. Who manages to get good sex on the reg and gives a fuck about what others are doing? Strikes me as some plain ol' jealous crap.

He mad because he never got a blow job from a gay. We give the most amazing blowjobs.

 

[BigBoss]

The party of small government strikes again.

 

[Angelus Errare]

Maybe if they make the government so big...it'll come full circle and be small?

 

[Escape Goat]

Maybe if they make the government so big...it'll come full circle and be small?

I doubt Ken would let it come at all.

 

[casmith07]

I'm a Virginian.

1. Cooch is getting annihilated in the polls here. This will not help. Trust me.

2. Lawrence v. Texas defeats any attempt to pass some bullshit like this.

 

[HAL9000]

Can someone explain to me where this information is coming from? I clicked on the website that was linked in the article and all it was about was sex offenders being taken off of some list.

Also the website that the article is on is a bit iffy.

 

[Derwind]

I'm a Virginian.

1. Cooch is getting annihilated in the polls here. This will not help. Trust me.

2. Lawrence v. Texas defeats any attempt to pass some bullshit like this.

1. Cooch is getting annihilated in the polls here.

 

[casmith07]

The scary thing is this guy will still get 40-45% of the vote, more if Virginia is stupider than I give them credit for.

Northern Virginia (the land of cheap weekend hookups and blowjob queens) will not let it happen.

 

[Talon]

Making Bob McDonnell look good.

Felonious fellatio and criminal cunnilingus coming to a bedroom near you soon.

 

[casmith07]

Making Bob McDonnell look good.

It's sobering to think that's even possible.

 

[Talon]

It's sobering to think that's even possible.

Oh, hilarious. Turns out Cooch got money from Williams as well, $5k of which he didn't report.

 

[smr00]

Shit is nasty, but you don't got to outlaw em. let them do their private gross shit.

 

[ShyGuy0504]

I find this hard to swallow.

 

[ElectricThunder]

Something tells me he's never had a good blow job.

Heh, I'd more likely reckon him to have been the body of a bridge as opposed to either towering side.

 

[TheLight]

Explain yourself

Shit is GROSS. A girl getting gagged by a penis while stringy shit hangs out of her mouth and eventually gets some thick ass substance that she either swallows or spits out? I am grossed out typing this.

Oral on ladies is pretty sensual and nice in comparison.

 

[Devolution]

Shit is GROSS. A girl getting gagged by a penis while stringy shit hangs out of her mouth and eventually gets some thick ass substance that she either swallows or spits out? I am grossed out typing this.

Oral on ladies is pretty sensual and nice in comparison.

Dear god stop watching porn and get some beej yourself.

 

[gribbles]

Putting the "virgin" in Virgina.

 

[Fushin]

Shit is GROSS. A girl getting gagged by a penis while stringy shit hangs out of her mouth and eventually gets some thick ass substance that she either swallows or spits out? I am grossed out typing this.

Oral on ladies is pretty sensual and nice in comparison.

It's a lot different when you actually experience it in person, as opposed to only seeing it on a screen.

 

[Escape Goat]

Polls continue to show a tight race between the two candidates, who will meet this Saturday for their first debate ahead of the November contest.

A new Quinnipiac University poll shows McAuliffe with a slight 43%-39% lead over Cuccinelli, fueled in part by McAuliffe’s lead among women, 48%-32%, and among African-Americans, 73%-7%.

Cuccinelli leads with men, 46%-38% and white voters, 48%-36%. A Roanoke College survey put Cuccinelli narrowly ahead, 37%-31%, but with 27% of respondents undecided.

I wonder what this will do with his male demographics. No more blowjobs, boys.

 

[Frankenstrat]

This guy can go straight to hell. Small government until it comes to what I can and cannot do in private. Get the fuck outta here.

Felonious fellatio and criminal cunnilingus coming to a bedroom near you soon.

 

[oneils]

Found a video of the guy when he was a teenager, might be relevant NSFW though

Lol was the guy in the tub when he recorded this?

 

[overcast]

What the fuck man. Get off my dick.

 

[cdkee]

Inb4 he's involved in blowjob scandal with mistress

 

[Wthermans]

Sure. Right after we criminalize the GOP.

 

[Forever]

Wow. So the state of Virginia might actually end up electing Terry McAullife as Governor. Crazy shit.

Thanks for being batshit insane Cuccinelli.

 

[TheLight]

Dear god stop watching porn and get some beej yourself.

ok hold ALL the fucks up. No one is talking about porn

 

[i-Lo]

It may sound weird but through porn I've found blowjob to be kind of demeaning to women. An act of subservience. Of course, that notion goes right out of the window the moment the guy goes down on her.

IRL, I feel any woman who is expected to give head should expect the favour to be returned in full.

On topic: It is absurd.

 

[Demon Ice]

Shit is GROSS. A girl getting gagged by a penis while stringy shit hangs out of her mouth and eventually gets some thick ass substance that she either swallows or spits out? I am grossed out typing this.

Oral on ladies is pretty sensual and nice in comparison.

I'm sorry but if this post doesn't scream "VIRGIN!" I'm not sure what does.

Real life sex is not like porn, dude. Blowjobs are amazing.

 

[Count Dookkake]

This should cause rioting.

Shit is GROSS. A girl getting gagged by a penis while stringy shit hangs out of her mouth and eventually gets some thick ass substance that she either swallows or spits out? I am grossed out typing this.

Oral on ladies is pretty sensual and nice in comparison.

lol. Face-fucking the willing is wonderful.

Stop being such a virg.

 

[Devolution]

ok hold ALL the fucks up. No one is talking about porn

Um, start vocalizing some preferences then since you keep getting sloppy ass blowjobs.

 

[Derwind]

ok hold ALL the fucks up. No one is talking about porn

Well if you think ppl pile drive someone when getting a BJ it kind of begs the question, how much porn are you watching?

 

[Talon]

It may sound weird but through porn I've found blowjob to be kind of demeaning to women. An act of subservience. Of course, that notion goes right out of the window the moment the guy goes down on her.

IRL, I feel any woman who is expected to give head should expect the favour to be returned in full.

On topic: It is absurd.

Uh...she has all the power, if you know what I'm saying.

 

[Cake Boss]

Shit is nasty, but you don't got to outlaw em. let them do their private gross shit.

 

[TheKaeptain]

Shit is GROSS. A girl getting gagged by a penis while stringy shit hangs out of her mouth and eventually gets some thick ass substance that she either swallows or spits out? I am grossed out typing this.

Oral on ladies is pretty sensual and nice in comparison.

lol virgin.

 

[OfWhiteSkinOnRedLeather]

Shit is nasty, but you don't got to outlaw em. let them do their private gross shit.

Shit is GROSS. A girl getting gagged by a penis while stringy shit hangs out of her mouth and eventually gets some thick ass substance that she either swallows or spits out? I am grossed out typing this.

Oral on ladies is pretty sensual and nice in comparison.

lol You guys are getting trolled hard.

 

[TheLight]

Um, start vocalizing some preferences then since you keep getting sloppy ass blowjobs.

Well apparently it doesn't even matter as I have been fucking ghosts the past years and watching XXXMedia pronz according to GAF.

 

[Dan]

They're gonna need to change their motto.

Virginia is not for lovers.

 

[Choke on the Magic]

put your money where your mouth is sir.

 

[Count Dookkake]

Talk about going for the throat.

 

[Talon]

Well apparently it doesn't even matter as I have been fucking ghosts the past years and watching XXXMedia pronz according to GAF.

I wouldn't call your hand a ghost.

 

[Devolution]

Well apparently it doesn't even matter as I have been fucking ghosts the past years and watching XXXMedia pronz according to GAF.

Because your idea of a blowjob is mostly face fucking and drooling. I'm willing to bet most blowjobs people get aren't really like that.

 

[Cake Boss]

Because your idea of a blowjob is mostly face fucking and drooling. I'm willing to bet most blowjobs people get aren't really like that.

I dont think he has ever received one, just going by the porn he watches.

 

[MWS Natural]

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Could have used those other holes.[/QUOTE]

Great that's going to spread even more stupid through the world.

 

[Sutton Dagger]

ok hold ALL the fucks up. No one is talking about porn

If you aren't trolling or a virgin, then why the hell did you describe blow jobs like that? You aren't face fucking your girl like it's a porno are you?

 

[Yaboosh]

Great that's going to spread even more stupid through the world.

And a whole lot of blowjobs.

 

[TheLight]

Because your idea of a blowjob is mostly face fucking and drooling. I'm willing to bet most blowjobs people get aren't really like that.

Prolly not but shits just nasty to ME, b. If dudes like it and the ladies are down down to deliver more power to ya but if a girl ever offers that to me now I'd hit her with that verbal stiff arm.

 

[Escape Goat]

Ken Coochinelli is more likely to give a blowjob than a curb job.

 

[Yaboosh]

Prolly not but shits just nasty to ME, b. If dudes like it and the ladies are down down to deliver more power to ya but if a girl ever offers that to me now I'd hit her with that verbal stiff arm.

I don't think you have to worry about that.