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[TheLight]

I don't think you have to worry about that.

xD good one, bro! slap me some for that one.

smh

 

[casabolg]

Crazy democrats want to ban me from openly not liking something, crazy republicans want to ban me from putting things up my butt. Hard times.

 

[Demon Ice]

Prolly not but shits just nasty to ME, b. If dudes like it and the ladies are down down to deliver more power to ya but if a girl ever offers that to me now I'd hit her with that verbal stiff arm.

This has to be trolling.

 

[Angelus Errare]

This thread took a turn from lol street to ROFL highway.

 

[Sutton Dagger]

Crazy democrats want to ban me from openly not liking something, crazy republicans want to ban me from putting things up my butt. Hard times.

Explain?

 

[casabolg]

Explain?

I'm joking about these crazies and the anti-hate speech crowd. Just messing around. My butt and my mouth are getting 'deir freedums taken.

 

[Piggus]

Shit is GROSS. A girl getting gagged by a penis while stringy shit hangs out of her mouth and eventually gets some thick ass substance that she either swallows or spits out? I am grossed out typing this.

Oral on ladies is pretty sensual and nice in comparison.

How to Spot a Virgin: The Post

Porn =/= actual sex

 

[ronito]

Poor guy his wife probably used her teeth.

 

[~Devil Trigger~]

Poor guy his wife probably used her teeth.

if done well, even that wouldn't be an issue

 

[Talon]

"I had oral sex once."

"It was horrible!"

 

[Wilsongt]

Wife must have gotten mad when he tried to stick it in the butt.

 

[Sho_Nuff82]

Shit is GROSS. A girl getting gagged by a penis while stringy shit hangs out of her mouth and eventually gets some thick ass substance that she either swallows or spits out? I am grossed out typing this.

Oral on ladies is pretty sensual and nice in comparison.

Oral sex is not like Holly Michaels videos. Most of the time anyway.

 

[Monocle]

Maybe he hasn't sucked the right dick yet. It's not as bad as he probably thinks.

Religious people, stop trying to make everyone follow your silly club rules.

Sounds good to me.

Please be trolling.

 

[andycapps]

Shit is GROSS. A girl getting gagged by a penis while stringy shit hangs out of her mouth and eventually gets some thick ass substance that she either swallows or spits out? I am grossed out typing this.

Oral on ladies is pretty sensual and nice in comparison.

You've never had sex, have you?

 

[Exr]

Shit is GROSS. A girl getting gagged by a penis while stringy shit hangs out of her mouth and eventually gets some thick ass substance that she either swallows or spits out? I am grossed out typing this.

Oral on ladies is pretty sensual and nice in comparison.

Yeah nothings more romantic then when my girl let's me rabidly fuck her maw. But really its not like porn.

 

[Bitmap Frogs]

Why is the GOP obsessed with people's private sex life?

Aren't they suppose to be for LESS government intrusion into people's lives, not more?

The GOP is betting the farm on catering to the nut jobs and the gullible while disenfranchising the rest.

So yeah.

 

[Measley]

It's a lot different when you actually experience it in person, as opposed to only seeing it on a screen.

Ain't that the truth......

Seriously, some chicks need to take bj lessons. I'm just saying.

 

[Count Dookkake]

Oral sex is not like Holly Michaels videos. Most of the time anyway.

And when it is, it can ruin you for the softer stuff.

 

[Karishin]

I'm half with him, we should ban bad blowjobs.

 

[CornBurrito]

Putting penises in your mouth is just unnatural.

 

[Wilsongt]

Putting penises in your mouth is just unnatural.

They fit so well, though.

 

[rodvik]

Why is the GOP obsessed with people's private sex life?

Aren't they suppose to be for LESS government intrusion into people's lives, not more?

No, what ever gave you that idea? Republicans have been the party of theocracy for decades.

 

[Pollux]

Just when you think they can't say something crazier....