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[haxan7]

I have a nice crotch beard grown out. Anyone wanna see

 

[Trogdor1123]

I grew one last year from October 1 to November 30 just to give it a try. It was the first I ever did and I honestly didn’t like it till the end. I need to do some maintenance on it and don’t really know how so it didn’t happen. I’m actually growing another right now and will give it a go. Wife ordered me up a proper brush this time so that is a plus. I need to figure it out and clean it up rather than let it do it’s own thing but again, don’t know what to do

 

[Lukaku's First Touch]

This thread needs pictures

I don't know if it's good idea to post this here or not but fuck it

Beards like this are ugly. They look like pubes on your face. I should know because I have the same beard if I grew it out.

 

[jufonuk]

Beards like this are ugly. They look like pubes on your face. I should know because I have the same beard if I grew it out.

that beard will trim up nicely and moustache is top notch

also if your beard goes like that, keep on growing it out. that's a good base to start from.

 

[Raven117]

Beards are crutches for ugly men to hide their face.

 

[GymWolf]

Beards are crutches for ugly men to hide their face.

Sometimes yeah, sometimes you enhance an already good face with some beard.

Thor actor looks much better with some beard than with his natural shaved face, it looks more masculine\adult.

Also beard is usually correlated with virility for many women.

Same for some body hairs vs completely shaved, cavill with some hairs on his chest had me gay for a seconds or 2 when i saw his pics...

 

[Raven117]

Sometimes yeah, sometimes you enhance an already good face with some beard.

Thor actor looks much better with some beard than with his natural shawed face, it looks more masculine\adult.

Also beard is usually correlated with virility for many women.

Don't get in the way of my clearly hyperbolic dig about uggos hiding behind beards, Gymwolf.

That said...some dudes do need to hide behind it...give their jelly jaw line a little shape.

 

[badblue]

Beards are crutches for ugly men to hide their face.

I thought I was doing people a favor by hiding half of my face.

 

[GeorgioCostanzaX]

I started letting mine grow out too but I always shave it off once my hair and the beard start getting scraggly and it’s time for a haircut. I need to just let the beard go and find a barber shop that does shaves too and splurge to get a pro trimming along with my hair cut one of these days.

 

[Raven117]

I thought I was doing people a favor by hiding half of my face.

Probably are Badblue...

Spoiler

of course im joking around

 

[G-Bus]

No word of a lie.

No beard for the first 22 years of my life = kissless virgin.

Grew a beard and that very same year slept with 4 women and met my now wife.

 

[p_xavier]

No word of a lie.

No beard for the first 22 years of my life = kissless virgin.

Grew a beard and that very same year slept with 4 women and met my now wife.

Beating, I mean, sleeping around the bush I see.

 

[MastAndo]

Started sporting a beard about 10 years ago, and never looked back. It started as a sexy George Michael stubble in my younger days, now it's a full beard as necessity to hide the fact that I'm a chinless ghoul.

 

[Peggies]

I have a nice crotch beard grown out. Anyone wanna see

 

[EverydayBeast]

8th grade classmates use to worry about beards, beards today are aligned with NBA players like James Harden.

 

[SpiceRacz]

I have a nice crotch beard grown out. Anyone wanna see

 

[West Texas CEO]

I can't even grow arm or leg hair.

 

[treemk]

Beards like this are ugly. They look like pubes on your face. I should know because I have the same beard if I grew it out.

Most guys beards look like these or worse starting out, same shit said to me now they're jealous saying "I wish I could grow a beard".

Real solution is to just let it grow, learn to trim it properly or get a good barber, it will fill in.

In addition to that, lots of sleep, sex, and weights to boost testosterone will make a difference in your beard over time.

 

[Coolwhhip]

Most guys beards look like these or worse starting out, same shit said to me now they're jealous saying "I wish I could grow a beard".

Real solution is to just let it grow, learn to trim it properly or get a good barber, it will fill in.

In addition to that, lots of sleep, sex, and weights to boost testosterone will make a difference in your beard over time.

How can you have a lot of sleep and sex at the same time?

 

[Taxexemption]

How can you have a lot of sleep and sex at the same time?

You are supposed to have sex during the day. Having sex at night and falling asleep right after is like having a concussion for your brain. It's super dangerous. Ask your doctor.