Groups of kids are evil

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Hypothetical here –

An endless flood of 10 year olds are unleashed on you with intent to kill. How many do you guys think you could kill/immobilize before they finally got you? Let's say they come at you 3 at a time.

That'd depend how doughy they are and also if they were armed.

If they aren't armed I'd probably be able to stomp one wave before getting tired, probably.

If they are armed, depends how quick they are with the shanks. Probably only two in the first wave. :(
 
Not having your ego threatened by children is a pretty low bar to clear.

Indeed..

Hypothetical here –

An endless flood of 10 year olds are unleashed on you with intent to kill. How many do you guys think you could kill/immobilize before they finally got you? Let's say they come at you 3 at a time.

They'd be catching these 16s to the dome until my legs gave out..and I've been known to ride 200+ miles cycling on the weekends. Bring it..
 

Shredderi

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Yep. Especially if you can remember how much of an asshole you were a kid and just and move on.

Do people really believe everyone was an asshole as a kid? I wasn't an asshole. I was actually a really good kid. So were all my close friends. Most of the kids weren't assholes in fact. And when did it become ok for kids to be assholes? Maybe we should care more about kids being assholes so we'd have less kids traumatizing other kids in ways that will negatively affect their lives well into their adulthoods?
 
That'd depend how doughy they are and also if they were armed.

If they aren't armed I'd probably be able to stomp one wave before getting tired, probably.

If they are armed, depends how quick they are with the shanks. Probably only two in the first wave. :(

Ah yes, I edited in no weapons.

I'd say their physical build is a pretty diverse mix.
 
A group of teenagers did this to me whenever I went on my walk around the neighborhood.

They would call me fat (im fat lol) and just shout obscenities at me. This happened for a couple days, but I just ignored it.

Well, one day they were shouting fatso and stuff at me, so I turned to face them and laughed, rubbed my belly, and shouted "feels good!". They laughed.

Never gave me trouble again.
Lol this is ridiculous
 
I mean, I had some really nasty kids in grade school, but looking back, it's pretty obvious a lot of them were projecting some shitty things that were happening at home.

Life is rough for some kids. You could tell some boys were trying way too desperately make themselves feel bigger.
 

Dynomutt

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100 push-ups
100 sit-ups
100 squats
10 kilometers every day
I know it's getting hot but if you can use no air-conditioner.

They will never look at you the same.
 

brau

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omg. i laughed at this way more than i should've hahaha.
 

Artanisix

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Very young teens are still going through moral development. They're at the stage where they know something is wrong or bad to do, but often do not have the empathy to know why they shouldn't do it.

Let it go, teens are dipshits. That's just life. You were probably a dipshit when you were a teen, I know I was.
 
100 push-ups
100 sit-ups
100 squats
10 kilometers every day
I know it's getting hot but if you can use no air-conditioner.

They will never look at you the same.

I once knew a guy who followed this routine religiously. He could put down anyone in just one punch.
 
It was a family of them, so there were 4 brothers all equally fucked in the head, that plagued my school. I think maybe even 5.

Apparently their Dad is an even more fucked up guy, so I'm assuming the Dad used to abuse them when they were younger and fucked them up before they even hit high school. Plus their cousins etc were all kind of weird too.

But they were the type of people that would vehemently deny that they aren't gay, despite raping young boys, fucking weird man.

Hopefully all of them were sterilized in prison. They need to be removed from the gene pool.
 

highrider

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I couldn't see getting bothered by that, but to be fair I'm somewhat intimidating in terms of size and general way I carry myself.

My son is 14, his friends tease me but it's good natured in general. There's plenty of mean kids, but most of the kids I know are cool.
 

EdmondD

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My nephew is having a Ninjago party tomorrow. His whole class is going to be there. It's going to be a shit show. I might have to beat up some kids. I'm too alpha to let these betas declaw me.
 

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All these years later I still chuckle at what a fucking moron that guy is.
Feed it pizza Throw stink bombs at them.
 
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