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Guy On Doomed Planet Mostly Concerned With Skin Color Of People In Movies

GAINESVILLE, FL—Sources confirmed Tuesday that local man James McDermott, despite living on a doomed planet, was mostly concerned about the skin color of people in movies. According to sources, the 36-year-old software engineer, who is an occupant of a world with a devastated ecosystem...

www.theonion.com

 

[GymWolf]

edit: i got this wrong lol.

 

[BigDeadFreak]

I love how both people on the left and right will read this and think it's about the other side.

 

[DeepEnigma]

The Onion. How far they've fallen.

Babylon Bee > The Onion