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[Foamy]

I’m going to start selling candles scented like my balls, how many should I set aside for Gaf?

Not really a candle person but if you decide to expand later to car air fresheners Id be very interested.

 

[DESTROYA]

Not really a candle person but if you decide to expand later to car air fresheners Id be very interested.

Done!

 

[#Phonepunk#]

u know what, i say go for it, Gwyneth. every woman on my insta is constantly promoting yoga and tarot cards and astrology readings. if you want to do your thing, create a business, an empire, with products that are uniquely yours, then why should anyone have a problem with that? you want to make a vagina smelling candle? that is kind of punk rock as fuck IMO. you go girl.

it is funny seeing this cottage industry of haters grow around her tho. there are hundreds of journalists who create nothing themselves yet end up complaining about this badass woman entrepreneur when they should be lifting her up. the amount of catty bitchiness i see throw her way is kind of surprising. i'm going to chalk a lot of it up to jealousy.

in many ways it kind of mirrors the media-youtuber hatred. the old media is threatened by these newcomers. the media portrays them as illegitimate, so that they seem more desirable by comparison. it's an act of desperation from a dying industry. Gwyneth's vagina candle vs. your clickbait article.

 

[brap]

u know what, i say go for it, Gwyneth. every woman on my insta is constantly promoting yoga and tarot cards and astrology readings. if you want to do your thing, create a business, an empire, with products that are uniquely yours, then why should anyone have a problem with that? you want to make a vagina smelling candle? that is kind of punk rock as fuck IMO. you go girl.

it is funny seeing this cottage industry of haters grow around her tho. there are hundreds of journalists who create nothing themselves yet end up complaining about this badass woman entrepreneur when they should be lifting her up. the amount of catty bitchiness i see throw her way is kind of surprising. i'm going to chalk a lot of it up to jealousy.

in many ways it kind of mirrors the media-youtuber hatred. the old media is threatened by these newcomers. the media portrays them as illegitimate, so that they seem more desirable by comparison. it's an act of desperation from a dying industry. Gwyneth's vagina candle vs. your clickbait article.

she aint gonna send u free candles

 

[Tesseract]

phonepunk r u gonna fooking take dat m8

 

[Fret Runner]

Who would want their house to smell of burning plastic?

 

[Tesseract]

Who would want their house to smell of burning plastic?

 

[llien]

The cringe diva strikes again:

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

I remember this thread

is her next candle gonna be

This Smells Like My Butthole

?

 

[TheMan]

has anyone here ever gone down on paltrow? Can you confirm the candle smell is accurate? I'm just not gonna pay for a candle that smells like her vagina unless it actually smells like her vagina, youknowwadimean?

 

[HellforLeather]

has anyone here ever gone down on paltrow? Can you confirm the candle smell is accurate? I'm just not gonna pay for a candle that smells like her vagina unless it actually smells like her vagina, youknowwadimean?

Sounds like a potential class action lawsuit if it doesnt.

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

has anyone here ever gone down on paltrow? Can you confirm the candle smell is accurate? I'm just not gonna pay for a candle that smells like her vagina unless it actually smells like her vagina, youknowwadimean?

TrainedRage posted a vid of a guy saying this while he was reviewing the candle itself. I can't find the thread now though. Was funny

 

[Grinchy]

Lol opening this thread gave me an ad for 3-Wick Candles.

 

[morelan]

I really hope JonTron buys it and makes a review.

 

[Rentahamster]

If anyone would like to experience the scent of my orgasm, please Paypal me $9.99

 

[synchronicity]

I remember this thread

is her next candle gonna be

This Smells Like My Butthole

?

Eventually with the inevitable high-end product offering "True Ass" containing "genuine ass scrapings."

 

[Amory]

I remember this thread

is her next candle gonna be

This Smells Like My Butthole

?

 

[Stouffers]

Not too long now we should be getting “THIS SMELLS LIKE MY MENOPAUSE.”

 

[Coolwhhip]

So after she stopped getting roles she went insane?

 

[Stouffers]

So after she stopped getting roles she went insane?

“Got no roles, smell my holes.”

 

[MasterCornholio]

Could be a good gag gift.

 

[Stouffers]

Could be a good gag gift.

This candle smells like my deepthroat?

 

[brap]

I remember this thread

is her next candle gonna be

This Smells Like My Butthole

?

Probably would be her best smelling.

 

[ESPOMAN]

I purchased three of them! I cannot wait

 

[MayauMiao]

So Gwyneth Paltrow is pulling a Belle Delphine.

I think this will be a hit to virgins (who has a thing for old woman) or people who love the smell of rotten fish.

 

[Weiji]

Now that’s some high level simping... for lesbians.

 

[Northeastmonk]

I remember this thread

is her next candle gonna be

This Smells Like My Butthole

?

I’ll wait for her Spicy Butt Sauce

 

[Jtibh]

Now i know what made this guys harmonika smell like fish

 

[WhiskeyDiver]

"This smells like Tony Stark After the Snap. Extra Cwispy."

 

[ManaByte]

has anyone here ever gone down on paltrow? Can you confirm the candle smell is accurate? I'm just not gonna pay for a candle that smells like her vagina unless it actually smells like her vagina, youknowwadimean?

Someone is going to have to take one for the team.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

To me, there are two distinct forms of vag smell. The before and after:


Before you smash, when its just getting wet and excited is a fairly good smell that makes men excited when they catch a whiff.

After you smash when its been fully opened up with your member and has mixed sweat and juices that have been co-mingling, is a much more raw, musky, unpleasant smell

This is a bit of a disturbing post..

 

[TrainedRage]

for JareBear: Remastered

 

[teezzy]

Yeah, I'd pay to smell her cunt. Whatever

 

[DESTROYA]

Smells like money to me