Biggest-Geek-Ever
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Taking Screwattack seriously is probably on par with putting Yahtzee on Metacritc.
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Halo |OT3| Remember Reach?
- Thread starter GhaleonEB
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Nice! GL HF one purchased
ViewtifulJC
Banned
but Spartans don't die, they go MIA..
ElRenoRaven
Member
So very true. I just found the list interesting.
And watching it made my brain hurt. They literally said COD should die so the internet would stop talking about it, likened the Madden franchise (one of the best sports sims EVER) to merging WWF and WCW, and said that no matter how good H4 is the series should still die.
Sounds like some grumpy fatties to me.
lybertyboy
Thinks the Evil Empire is just misunderstood.
What's a screw attack?
Rickenslacker
Banned
It's that move that Metroid does.
HigherLevel
Member
You guys should send them a review copy that doesn't work, and leave a note in the box that says, "sorry, since Halo needs to die, you don't need a working copy." haha
When someone tries to sex you to death.
And by 'someone', do you mean a duck?
ncsuDuncan
Member
It's an ability unlocked once you've collected enough Metroid Points.
Playing MP made me realize I LOVE the (smooth, long) race tracks and HATE the (jump, brake) puzzle tracks. Game is cracky.
"We already finished the fight."
Yeah, that's a great reason Gametrailers. I guess you didn't get that exclusive reveal, eh?
Biggest-Geek-Ever
Member
And the second disc is flaming dog poo!
ncsuDuncan
Member
This is one of the greatest improvements over the first game - there are a lot more easy/fun motocross tracks to enjoy in single player before you hit the wall of rage-inducing impossible gauntlets. My favorite was the 13-minute long track that took very few restarts, it was just a series of fun hills and jumps.
Hit the 500 restart limit on a few tracks this weekend. Not as bad as hitting the 30-minute time limit at only 300 restarts and 10 feet from the finish line.
NullPointer
Member
Ouch.
I wasn't going to give them my traffic, but is that actually a real reason they give? Reminds me of;
I'm not even joking, that is their reasoning.
Beginner to Medium Tracks have that covered. Hard tracks you can still gun down but might take some more fancy bike work to get through.
Extreme tracks are fucking stupid.
300 faults and 20 minutes on one fucking jump. Goddamn.
NullPointer
Member
To be fair they also said that trilogies that try for a fourth installment all end up sucking. So there's that too. Not that it makes it any better a pick.
Resident Evil says hello (shouldn't have pushed it with RE5 though). Not making a jab at you, Null, I'm just sayin'... it's not a law of the gaming universe or anything.
Bottom Line: A crappy gaming site using crappy tactics to generate traffic to their crappy articles. Just surprised it's not IGN again.
Biggest-Geek-Ever
Member
Rocky IV is amazing goddammit.
And games have a history of extremely well received fourquels (Resident Evil 4, GTA IV, Metal Gear Solid 4, and Call of Duty 4) , though I'm guessing they meant ones that were planned as trilogies, but that seems like splitting hairs.
NullPointer
Member
Well since I love the hell out of ODST and Reach I can't possibly agree with them. But I figure that even with all facts in hand it still so easy to mock em. Good technique to get the hits and forums going though.
The Master Chief: Sir, request permission to leave the station.
Lord Hood: For what purpose, Master Chief?
The Master Chief: To give the Covenant back their bomb.
Lord Hood: Permission granted.
The Master Chief: Sir, request permission to leave the station.
Lord Hood: For what purpose, Master Chief?
The Master Chief: To give the Covenant back their bomb.
Lord Hood: Permission granted.
Gaming Side is dark and full of terrors.
Carice van Houten is a terrible actrice, every time she says that line I cringe.
True
You're dead to me.
I had to endure her in Dutch movies bro, all those hours wasted
Biggest-Geek-Ever
Member
Fanboys cannot live in the dark. The more successful the franchise, the darker they are.
MrGreencastle
Member
Yeah I think Gametrailers are a bit butthurt there.
Halo doesn't need to die. That's preposterous, right guys?
Halo doesn't need to die. That's preposterous, right guys?
Well, since we've got three more coming for certain, we can look forward to ongoing tears from those making such lists.
There's not really any rhyme or reason to their list. Just a bunch of series that the writer doesn't like or was able to count a bunch of sequels to. Forum fodder and click chum, nothing more.
I'm back from Coachella!(which by the way was fucking awesome and huge props to thezerofire for being such an awesome guy!) I know you guys missed me, right?
So, folks, if I ever move to CA, I know what street to move to. I bet a bunch of y'all already live here.
So, folks, if I ever move to CA, I know what street to move to. I bet a bunch of y'all already live here.
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Steelyuhas
Member
Is he a ham?
Hydranockz
Member
I come home late and fall asleep after dinner and I missed all the things! Some pretty cool discussions, a fantastic Tunavi troll and a hilarious ScrewAttack thread. Fun times indeed.
TUNAVI TROLL WAS MAGNIFICENT. BEST OF THE YEAR! 1/5 -Marty O'Donnell
Hydranockz
Member
Bahaha
MrGreencastle
Member
Gorgeously done.
Yeah I know, we even heard a little bit of it during Conan.
He seems to have it out against Asns.
Bornstellar
Member
Apparently the bit we heard was for demo purposes only.
Portugeezer
Member
I'll gladly take her on a boat for a night that is dark and full of terrors.
By the way, the Mongoliad Book one is out for those in need of more medieval goodness or Greg Bearness.