It's not that I don't play video games, I just don't play them well.
True story: yesterday was the first day I was exposed to speed flag. I didn't know that you could sprint with flag, shoot, change weapons etc, so when I was carrying the flag I started shooting a guy and assumed I had dropped the flag. I turned around to pick it back up again and it wasn't there so I again assumed that a teammate had grabbed it. Then heckfu (I think) politely informed me that I was still carrying the flag. I'm a genus!