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Hannah was my girlfriend or: How I used to make internet porn (pm requests=ban)

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WordAssassin

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bishoptl said:
:lol :lol @ the heavy mod presence in this thread

All we need now is a still pic with Evilore's wireframe colour orgy gang and we're straight**






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You're right, though. Usually I can just pick up on when they're needed since I've taken over for Wollan but I've been at work all day. Which one do you like better?

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(the second one was posted on page 5 and it didn't get anyone in trouble so it should be ok.. if not just lemme know)
 
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Xater

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This may be the best thread GAF has ever seen.

I also love how the biggest GAF celebrity is amteur pornstar. :lol
 
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WordAssassin

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doodyball5 said:
does yellow always fuck blue in the ass?
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Yes.

Blue Guy is the one usually having sex with someone.
Yellow Guy is always having sex with Blue Guy.
Red Guy is a freak and does everything to anyone.
Green Guy is meek and/or retarded and usually watches or just touches the object getting Wire Frame'd.
 
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Zyzyxxz

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WordAssassin said:
Yes.

Blue Guy is the one usually having sex with someone.
Yellow Guy is always having sex with Blue Guy.
Red Guy is a freak and does everything to anyone.
Green Guy is meek and/or retarded and usually watches or just touches the object getting Wire Frame'd.
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I thought we agreed upon that Yellow was making sure Blue was really in there. Ya know making sure he gets the job done.
 
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BobFromPikeCreek said:
I think that's the most adventurous green has ever been.
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I know. :lol :lol

I usually try to hide Green Guy somewhere, but I couldn't think of any place to in that picture. I thought about making him semi-transparent to look like he was outside, trying to look through the curtain, but then I had the idea of him licking her eye and had to go for it. :lol

Plus, I already did the "Green Guy on the outside trying to look in" thing in the Silent Hill: Homecoming picture. :p

Edit: Holy shit Zyzyxxz :lol :lol
 
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MisterAnderson

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Christ she is hott...I have to find me this shit...I don't have any torrent downloaders and have no desire to get them though so I guess I'm fucked.

Also: Epic lulz for the green red yellow and blue paint jobs.
 
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Leonsito

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I remember the first Hannah video I saw, it was one of her dancing in front of a door with only a pink belt, there was a Gamecube in the video too :lol
 
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bengraven

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Leonsito said:
I remember the first Hannah video I saw, it was one of her dancing in front of a door with only a pink belt, there was a Gamecube in the video too :lol
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We should have known then!
 
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CowboyAstronaut

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You guys do NOT want to know how many google searches I've performed in a matter of 3 minutes :lol

It might be the most efficient typing I've ever done.
 
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aznpxdd

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CowboyAstronaut said:
You guys do NOT want to know how many google searches I've performed in a matter of 3 minutes :lol

It might be the most efficient typing I've ever done.
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Oh come on, how can the typical GAFfer not have pr0n streaming sites in their bookmarks?
 
JimiNutz

JimiNutz

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Haha this is awesome if true because I actually have rubbed one out to these videos a couple years ago. In fact I've just woken up and still have a morning semi so I think I'll be spanking it to Hannah and Wispy again for old times sake. If anyone wants to join me in a GAF fapping session divert your eyes to megarotic.com and use the search feature to find Hannah and Wispy in all their glory. (Just type in Hannah in the search bar.)

What part of England do you live in Wispy? And what brings you to GAF? One day I may just pop down and buy you a beer.
 
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BlackMage

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NutJobJim said:
Haha this is awesome if true because I actually have rubbed one out to these videos a couple years ago. In fact I've just woken up and still have a morning semi so I think I'll be spanking it to Hannah and Wispy again for old times sake. If anyone wants to join me in a GAF fapping session divert your eyes to megarotic.com and use the search feature to find Hannah and Wispy in all their glory. (Just type in Hannah in the search bar.)

What part of England do you live in Wispy? And what brings you to GAF? One day I may just pop down and buy you a beer.
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I'm sure he is dieing to meet you after you told him you masturbate to him.
 
JimiNutz

JimiNutz

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doodyball5 said:
I'm sure he is dieing to meet you after you told him you masturbate to him.
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Dude if you post porn online you take it for granted that people are going to be wanking over your work. I doubt it's a big deal for him if he knows I've rubbed one out while watching Hannah ride his cock.
 
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BudokaiMR2

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Well I might as well go download the vid then. Great story man! You are a real american Hero!

GI%20JOE%20Logo.jpg


Can't wait to see my first GAF cock!

....well outside of the onsen trip with thetrin, but that doesn't count anyway.
 
JimiNutz

JimiNutz

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BudokaiMR2 said:
Well I might as well go download the vid then. Great story man! You are a real american Hero!

GI%20JOE%20Logo.jpg


Can't wait to see my first GAF cock!

....well outside of the onsen trip with thetrin, but that doesn't count anyway.
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I think he's English so you should call him Action Man: The Greatest Hero of Them All instead (Action Man is the shittier British version of GI Joe.)

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=bs5KxODMNAQ
 
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Staccat0

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Mason said:
Um, I don't know if Gayming-Age has chimed in yet, but I think Wispy is pretty damn cute himself (the girl is hot too, even I can't deny that). But Wispy has a cute-as-hell face and nice cock. Plus I have a bit of a thing for skinny guys. And British guys.





Wow, reading that after typing it, I realize I just creeped the thread up a notch. Go me.




edit: Ok, watching some more of these videos, this girl might turn me straight. OP is cute, too. You're just a hot couple.

edit 2: Wispy has a really nice cock. I'm so confused right now. I want to suck Wispy's cock and then bang his girlfriend. I hate this thread.
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Just as the thread loses steam you find this. Now photoshop...

My children will be posting in this thread
 
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sprsk

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I don't wanna read the whole thread but did they mentioned the part where they had a donation drive on a private porn forum to make some website and she kinda ran away?

Also, wasn't she supposed to be 16 in those videos?
 
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Staccat0

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sp0rsk said:
I don't wanna read the whole thread but did they mentioned the part where they had a donation drive on a private porn forum to make some website and she kinda ran away?

Also, wasn't she supposed to be 16 in those videos?
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Yes
Maybe, but it seems its actaully a no
 
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elektrikluv

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sp0rsk said:
I don't wanna read the whole thread but did they mentioned the part where they had a donation drive on a private porn forum to make some website and she kinda ran away?

Also, wasn't she supposed to be 16 in those videos?
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I don't think so, but even if she was, 16 is legal here.

And fucking wow, that was YOU?! I saw the vids ages ago, I can't believe that was you! (lol at the socks xD)
 
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WordAssassin

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Wellington said:
Frankly I am still a little miffed as to why he would allow threesomes if he supposedly loved the girl.
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I'm confused as hell that it was two dicks and a vag and not two cooches and a wang.

Wrong kind of threesome, dude!
 
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