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Hannah was my girlfriend or: How I used to make internet porn (pm requests=ban)

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HolyStar

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Dude, you need to get back with her, for one more video. Just for Gaf's sake, and then spout off a bunch of shit whenever you are doing stuff.
 
Okay, just so we're clear... how many movies are there?

I know of one shot in a bedroom (strip/dancing/riding), and one in a hotel room.

Edit: Nevermind. Holy shit.
 

Busty

Banned
I have to say. Despite being horny as fuck this entire story strikes me as being a very sad and depressing affair.

It's strange that their 'hotel movie' can be so erotic yet the story (at least the one being conveyed in this thread) seems desperately sad.

Ahhh, conflicted emotions, thy name is amateur porno.
 

tha_devil

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Awsome thread :D

Who cares about the story, the guy had some good sex with a beautiful girl.
He should be happy :)

Now he has eternal fame on NEOGAF.
 

AVclub

Junior Member
This thread makes me a bit sad that none of my home movies were ever stolen and posted on the internet. It's clear that banging slutty chicks before they know enough to keep cameras out of it is highly regarded by geeks everywhere.

Also: when will the topic of the camera guy be address? When his legs pass in front of the camera, he appears to have the physical characteristics of Billy Barty. I respect Wispy, but he must answer the question: "DID YOU BANG THAT CHICK ON CAMERA WITH A MIDGET IN THE ROOM?"
 

Jables

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Nice...
 

Ether_Snake

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I don't get what everyone is freaking out/wowed at.

The guy was having sex with his girlfriend, but he also filmed it. It's nothing more than that.

Now, tell me what part was supposedly awesome in all those videos?
 

LakeEarth

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Ether_Snake said:
I don't get what everyone is freaking out/wowed at.

The guy was having sex with his girlfriend, but he also filmed it. It's nothing more than that.

Now, tell me what part was supposedly awesome in all those videos?
These are videos that are on dozens of streaming porn sites, and a large percentage of gaffers have seen the videos long before this thread. They're also really good for amateur porn (which explains why they're on dozens of porn sites).
 

sangreal

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Ether_Snake said:
I don't get what everyone is freaking out/wowed at.

The guy was having sex with his girlfriend, but he also filmed it. It's nothing more than that.

Now, tell me what part was supposedly awesome in all those videos?

You can't understand unless you were intimately familiar with those videos for the last several years
 
sangreal said:
You can't understand unless you were intimately familiar with those videos for the last several years

All I see is a skinny guy wearing socks having sex. The moves looked ace, but overall, it was boring. I can't figure out how a lot of people here have seen these videos over the past years. I've seen better amateur porn.
 

woodchuck

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Ether_Snake said:
I don't get what everyone is freaking out/wowed at.

The guy was having sex with his girlfriend, but he also filmed it. It's nothing more than that.

Now, tell me what part was supposedly awesome in all those videos?

it's not like he's saying "hey guys. check out these videos of me having sex i just made"

the videos were pretty big and were all over the net. you dont think it's freaking crazy that a lot of people at GAF have jacked off to him and his ex-gf having sex without even knowing he's a gaffer?
 

jts

...hate me...
So i was watching the hotel video, and after 20 minutes of sex between the couple, this totally random guy with his clothes on comes up on the last few seconds and starts to rub the girl's boobies while they're making sex... wtf :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :rowoflols
 

LakeEarth

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mio said:
So i was watching the hotel video, and after 20 minutes of sex between the couple, this totally random guy with his clothes on comes up on the last few seconds and starts to rub the girl's boobies while they're making sex... wtf :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :rowoflols
Whaa? That vid is a 3way. There are 3 other instances where the cameraman joins in.
 

Costanza

Banned
mio said:
So i was watching the hotel video, and after 20 minutes of sex between the couple, this totally random guy with his clothes on comes up on the last few seconds and starts to rub the girl's boobies while they're making sex... wtf :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :rowoflols
That guy is Wispy :lol
 

jts

...hate me...
LakeEarth said:
Whaa? That vid is a 3way. There are 3 other instances where the cameraman joins in.
Ok i admit i didn't fully watch it... amateur is really not my thing :p
 
perfectchaos007 said:
So basically when you masturbate to hannah, you masturbate to GAF.


You might as well yell "NeoGAF Fuck Yeah!" when you orgasm.

This quote should be on the front page!
 

jts

...hate me...
Holy fuck what a coincidence. I just got to a porn website and there she was :lol

"Southern bell, student, and 1st time contender, Hannah may have a plenty to learn in college still but she's well educated in the oral arts. You may wonder how she has time to fit it into her busy schedule of classes and workouts but a naughty girl can always fit fallatio practice into her schedule."
 
this is weird and uncomfortable.

and i haven't even seen these videos before.
too bad it wasn't someone cute from seancody or something. :p
 
The fact that a [British] GAFfer fucked a girl like that has inspired me to actively go out and start plowing chicks (normally I'm incredibly lazy and miserable). I will find my very own dirty nymphomaniac...
 

navii

My fantasy is that my girlfriend was actually a young high school girl.
Lord Helmet said:
Wow. Why must my gf be in the house?! Damn this shit is HOT!

lol, my wife found a porn link in my history and shit hit the fan.

luckily my new girlfriend does not mind it. Though I would never watch porn and fuck at the same time.
 
Mason said:
That's why amateur porn is the best. If it's two people who are actually into each other, it's so much hotter than anything staged.

I always thought amateur porn was just as staged as any other porn, just without the elaborate scripts, costumes, sets etc. Learn something new every day I guess.
 

Keylime

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amodelmerol said:
You're my hero!
And here I thought this bump was because new content was created for our enjoyment..
 
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