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Hannah was my girlfriend or: How I used to make internet porn (pm requests=ban)

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ice cream

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We don't ordinarily give ourselves over to nostalgia here at Fleshbot, but in the hangoverish haze of a long holiday weekend we find ourselves wondering things like "Whatever happened to Hannah and Luke, the amateur couple from the UK who seemed on the brink of internet superstardrom a while back and then mysteriously disappeared from the scene?" (Yes, we really do talk to ourselves like that.) According to our friends at Totally Crap, the answer may lie in this six-part video, in which they meet up with some dude they met via a personals ad in a hotel room for some rip-roarin' threeway fun. While the videos suffer from some pretty lousy camerawork and editing (to say nothing of the fact that they don't seem to work on any of the Mac browsers we tried), they're still worth a a look as a reminder of what might have been, but what was never meant to be. Nostalgia won't be the only thing you feel.
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pxleyes

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The Wispy Scoundrel said:
I'll return to this thread later, with more pics. It's kind of lost it's momentum now, but maybe we can get it going again later.
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Trust me when I say posting even 1-2 candid photos of Hannah none of us have seen will cause this thread to explode.
 
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Leonsito

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Btw, thanks for all the happiness you brought to my nights, amateur videos are the best thing in the pr0n world, and yours are one of the best series I've ever seen.

How did you convince her to be filmed?

*high-five*
 
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Deleted member 17693

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These may have been posted years ago, but it's hard to keep track of what was released and what wasn't. I don't want to post anything that will get me banned, so a lot of the candids will have to stay with me, sadly.

Anyway!

hanmirrorwr1.jpg


hannewex0.jpg


hanzze3.jpg
 
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Leonsito

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I always had a doubt about the videos, in some of them she has a strange face, like she was drunk or something like that, was that the case or it's her "I'm horny" face ? :D
 
SantaC

SantaC

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my gf wont take it in the 2nd hole :( says she read somewhere you can hurt some muscle, what bs. What sucks is that she did it once with her former boyfriend.
 
Keylime

Keylime

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The Wispy Scoundrel said:
These may have been posted years ago, but it's hard to keep track of what was released and what wasn't. I don't want to post anything that will get me banned, so a lot of the candids will have to be uploaded to rapidshare in a convenient zip file for GAF's pleasure.
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This was not a pm request!
 
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pxleyes

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The Wispy Scoundrel said:
These may have been posted years ago, but it's hard to keep track of what was released and what wasn't. I don't want to post anything that will get me banned, so a lot of the candids will have to stay with me, sadly.

Anyway!

http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/7481/hanmirrorwr1.jpg
http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/5462/hannewex0.jpg
http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/3500/hanzze3.jpg
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That first one is definitely new. I have to say this girl had quite a wardrobe.

Did she buy these hooker style clothes for you guys specifically or did she already have this stuff? I don't think most girls have pink puffy boots nor wear them with just underwear, lol.
 
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Forgotten Ancient

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Leonsito said:
Btw, thanks for all the happiness you brought to my nights, amateur videos are the best thing in the pr0n world, and yours are one of the best series I've ever seen.

How did you convince her to be filmed?

*high-five*
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I've never done a threesome, but it's really really easy to get your girlfriend to agree to being filmed. I must've made 10-15 videos of various girlfriends in the past.

Never uploaded any of em though
 
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pxleyes said:
That first one is definitely new. I have to say this girl had quite a wardrobe.

Did she buy these hooker style clothes for you guys specifically or did she already have this stuff? I don't think most girls have pink puffy boots nor wear them with just underwear, lol.
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Yeah, she bought them while we were together. After seeing them in Dodgeball, actually. :lol
 
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whytemyke

Honorary Canadian.
The Wispy Scoundrel said:
Wow, who are you to define what is love and what isn't? Hannah and myself were each others first loves, and we learned a lot about sexuality together. While I wouldn't ever replicate what I had with her with any of my other girlfriends (I have vowed never to make porn again, private or otherwise, nor have threesomes) - it was a time and a place where we felt adventurous and open.

Sure, if someone hit on my current girlfriend now I'd be pissed off. But that's not exactly how threesomes work - people don't just come up and ask. :lol
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Dude, that first paragraph sounds like something directly out of Chasing Amy.






anyways, the amount of masturbatory revelations here is kinda, uhh.... awkward? I mean, someone actually posted about a communal internet circle jerk to wispy. not cool, guys. this is why cool stuff never happens here, cuz half of you don't know how to handle it and you go grab your dicks the first chance you get.
 
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muckhole said:
Jesus, Wispy. You ever sleep? Have you been updating this thread all night?
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Yeah I was working on an essay till about 4am, that's when I called it a night. It's 3pm here now though, different timezones?
 
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Nolan.

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whytemyke said:
Dude, that first paragraph sounds like something directly out of Chasing Amy.






anyways, the amount of masturbatory revelations here is kinda, uhh.... awkward? I mean, someone actually posted about a communal internet circle jerk to wispy. not cool, guys. this is why cool stuff never happens here, cuz half of you don't know how to handle it and you go grab your dicks the first chance you get.
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Personally I don't understand why you'd want to masterbate to that stuff anyway, each to their own and all that.
 
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tmdorsey

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I must say this thread has been quite entertaining. :lol

And put me in the few that haven't seen or heard of these videos before.
 
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Defuser

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I'm quite ashamed not knowing about hannah hotel nor seeing but since you delivered and proven it...

15cbmvs.jpg

I'll do a better one when I got time or not tired.
 
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Nolan.

Member
tmdorsey said:
I must say this thread has been quite entertaining. :lol

And put me in the few that haven't seen or heard of these videos before.
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This is another thing i'm quite surprised about some people's porno knowledge, not sure what to make of it.
 
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solidviper

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oh god i just watched the hotel video and it got me hot hot hot

as soon as i watched it I knew what i had to do. I printed off a picture of your face and pasted it on the face of my favorite horse "Rocket." I pretended like I was Hannah and just went crazy on Rocket. His cock was throbbing like yours and I just did what Hannah did to get him off. Afterwards I felt a little dirty inside because I knew Rocket was too good for me. I reassured myself that someday I would find a horse who loves me as much as I love him. The experience was amazing, also there were socks [/hot].
 
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Roxas said:
So who owns hannah-fans.com?
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Neither of us. Someone trying to cash in, I guess. Stay clear of it.

Defuser said:
I'm quite ashamed not knowing about hannah hotel nor seeing but since you delivered and proven it...

15cbmvs.jpg

I'll do a better one when I got time or not tired.
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:lol
 
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-OGz-GLUTEUS_MAXIMUS

Member
Wow. Wish I had gotten in to this one last night. Gotta wait until after work now...

It's gonna be a really long day today.....

Nice work, Wispy. You win thread of the year, IMO.
 
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Google

Member
Never have I heard of this girl before, but thats not to say I'm not extremely proud of you, Wispy.

I too experimented with my girlfriend at the tender age of 16 and 17...what a time.

You sir, deserve this credit.
 
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I can't believe how many views it's got.
 
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Machado

Member
Is this the best thread of the year?

I'd votye for it.

by the way a question to the OP (I've never seen any of yopur videos, is there a link?)

Did you make any money off of it?

how do you feel now after all these years?

do you think it'll bring you any kind of problems in future?
 
K

Kintaro

Worships the porcelain goddess
Huh....

Photo > Internet > Gaf > Internet.

Thanks for posting the story. Man, I forgot out awesome the OT is at times. :lol
 
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Femmeworth

Banned
The Wispy Scoundrel said:
I can't believe how many views it's got.
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Holy shit. This thread just surpassed the Weekly Shonen Jump thread in a matter of hours, and that thread has existed since December. D: Though, it's easy to see why it has.
 
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