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Hannah was my girlfriend or: How I used to make internet porn (pm requests=ban)

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Napoleonthechimp

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sangreal said:
now I can't stop thinking of star trek: the next generation
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Every fortnight you get a new dvd to build up this historic collection!

I've just had a disturbing thought, some of us may be jacking off to this at the same time... GAF is encroaching on reality at a disturbingly fast rate.
 
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fistfulofmetal

Banned
So dude, during the one video where she's wearing the pink skirt... halfway through you guys stop and she looks like she's leaning over to answer the phone.
What's the story behind that? I've always been curious and I don't normally get the opportunity to ask these things.
 
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mosaic

go eat paint
I hope she got a bigger room. It was hard to bust a nut watching her jill off when all I could think was "in a quake, that TV is going to smash her head... or she'll be stuck between the bed and dress."
 
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Well Gaf, I hope that I've entertained you all this evening, but I have to hit the hay now. I will check this thread first thing tomorrow morning, and answer as many questions as possible!

Yeah it's 4:30am here.
 
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BlueTsunami

there is joy in sucking dick
Are all the vids of you and her or did she go off and make more? :lol

I know about the set of 6 (I believe) but people are making it sound it goes beyond that
 
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methodman

Banned
Props. I wish we could start a GAF prop system so we could all get this guy all the props he deserves so he'll be the only one with them.
 
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Goreomedy

Console Market Analyst
The Wispy Scoundrel said:
Oh yeah, me and the ex split up and I got pissed off and removed the videos. :lol
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Ah yes, I remember that.

Also, I just read my comment in that student film thread. My criticism was that it lacked "a climax". Funny, that.
 
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fistfulofmetal said:
So dude, during the one video where she's wearing the pink skirt... halfway through you guys stop and she looks like she's leaning over to answer the phone.
What's the story behind that? I've always been curious and I don't normally get the opportunity to ask these things.
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Ermm, no idea. I don't recall anything of the sort, atleast. You'd have to give me more details than that.

oh how i do remember the pink skirt, though
 
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oneHeero

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Well I'm gonna wack it to to and Hannah tonight. I have one of the videos, I didnt know there were more. I got to get those other videos. There all over this streaming site I go to, never leave the site and its constantly updated :\

You are my hero, I shall make a folder with your name and have my best porn in it only, for you are a god amongst us boys.
 
diunxx

diunxx

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I just came here to congratulate the op for the amount of enjoyment he has bring to horny males around the world.
 
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Femmeworth

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Napoleonthechimp said:
Every fortnight you get a new dvd to build up this historic collection!

I've just had a disturbing thought, some of us may be jacking off to this at the same time... GAF is encroaching on reality at a disturbingly fast rate.
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o_O Oh dear god. I didn't even think of that.
 
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fistfulofmetal

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The Wispy Scoundrel said:
Ermm, no idea. I don't recall anything of the sort, atleast. You'd have to give me more details than that.

oh how i do remember the pink skirt, though
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So weird that I have a better memory of the moment than you.


I dunno how I really feel about that.
 
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Socreges

Banned
Goreomedy said:
Ah yes, I remember that.

Also, I just read my comment in that student film thread. My criticism was that it lacked "a climax". Funny, that.
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brilliant

fistfulofmetal said:
So weird that I have a better memory of the moment than you.


I dunno how I really feel about that.
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be proud that you appreciate his sex life more than he does?

nah thats pretty awful.
 
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fistfulofmetal said:
So weird that I have a better memory of the moment than you.


I dunno how I really feel about that.
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:lol
 
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dabig2

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diunxx said:
I just came here to congratulate the op for the amount of enjoyment he has bring to horny males around the world.
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True. He's been a legend to all male internet users for the last few years, and now we know the man behind all the magic.
 
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The Everyman
Napoleonthechimp said:
Every fortnight you get a new dvd to build up this historic collection!

I've just had a disturbing thought, some of us may be jacking off to this at the same time... GAF is encroaching on reality at a disturbingly fast rate.
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gaf is one
 
bengraven

bengraven

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I feel like we've all bonded.

Dear Lord, our favorite amateur pornstress was dated/filmed/fucked by a GAFfer.

I can't believe I'm this, but Wispy, I've jerked off over your girlfriend quite a bit. :lol
 
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MC Safety

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This definitely tops the time I attended the premiere of "House of the Dead" at the San Francisco film festival and was frisked by Uwe Boll himself.

Well done.
 
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The Everyman
this thread has changed my life

tommorow im going to set my self on a path to do something awesome so that one day, i can make an epic thread about it.

thanks wispy! *salute*
 
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bishoptl

Banstick Emeritus
This thread actually delivered.

*moves finger away from ban button*

And you guys all reminiscing about how you ground one out to his video... :lol :lol :lol
 
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Napoleonthechimp

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obijkenobi said:
Just to make sure I'm on the same page, its 6 videos of one "shoot" in the same hotel room right?
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There are more.

EDIT: And to think I used to think of that the guy in those videos as the kind of person I'd cross the street to avoid just in case he might feel the need to stab me.
 
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speculawyer

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The Wispy Scoundrel
You have rubbed one out to my bony, naked frame. Did you enjoy the view?
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:lol :lol

GAF . . . I love you.
 
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pxleyes

Banned
bishoptl said:
This thread actually delivered.

*moves finger away from ban button*

And you guys all reminiscing about how you ground one out to his video... :lol :lol :lol
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Series of videos. Released in succession. I believe the totally crap site debuted many of them.
 
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