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[Xeke]

What? Whats the point of watching a video of some people doing it?

To knock one out.

 

[BlueTsunami]

Uhm, I don't understand this thread.

What is the point of making sexual intercourse with a girl and making videos of it?

Patrice O'Neal said it best but there seems to be certain point where men can do without the hassle of women and just use the memory of having sex with hot bitches to skeet. Thats what its all about.

A video is just that much better

 

[KINGOFNOOBS]

To knock one out.

Knock one of what?

skeet

Skeet? Some word you just made up right now?

 

[Relix]

Knock one of what?

You really fail.

 

[BobFromPikeCreek]

What? Whats the point of watching a video of some people doing it?

Knock one of what?


Skeet? Some word you just made up right now?

 

[Ecrofirt]

That girl in the first post is familiar, but I can't recall from what.

Hrm.

 

[dark_chris]

Posting in epic thread. =)

Congrats on the girl that most men would dream of having.

 

[KINGOFNOOBS]

http://i31.tinypic.com/15s0n50.gif

That girl in the comic looked ugly. Poor fool killing himself.

 

[fistfulofmetal]

That girl in the first post is familiar, but I can't recall from what.

Hrm.

You're right. She looks like a girl I once watched in a porn.

I should make a thread about it.

 

[Tommie Hu$tle]

Knock one of what?


Skeet? Some word you just made up right now?

Joke Poster Confirmed?

 

[bishoptl]

Skeet? Some word you just made up right now?

 

[Karakand]

I feel like we've all bonded.

In eiaculatum veritas.

 

[KINGOFNOOBS]

Joke Poster Confirmed?

Ok, what is this. I keep on hearing "joke poster", why would I even joke about this?

 

[grandjedi6]

Joke Poster Confirmed?

Without question. Just look at his post history. He even tried to start something up in the "How tall are you?" thread :lol

 

[Napoleonthechimp]

I can't wait till this weekend so I can go into clubs, approach girls and say: "Don't you know who I am? I once exchanged words on an internet forum with the guy who plowed that Hannah chick! ...Y'know the porn vids..."

 

[KINGOFNOOBS]

Without question. Just look at his post history. He even tried to start something up in the "How tall are you?" thread :lol

Its true, people lie about their height.

 

[Solaros]

You need to create a dating advice thread so other GAFers can follow your footsteps.

 

[speculawyer]

 

[Ecrofirt]

You're right. She looks like a girl I once watched in a porn.

I should make a thread about it.

Well what I meant was, I don't recall the video. She's got a familiar face, but I don't recall the video specifically.

 

[gray_fox224]

I feel sleepy now...

 

[KINGOFNOOBS]

I feel sleepy now...

Why? What did you do?!

 

[-COOLIO-]

I feel sleepy now...

finally done with the vids are ya?

 

[grandjedi6]

Ok, what is this. I keep on hearing "joke poster", why would I even joke about this?

hmmm....

Why is that? Though I've never had a girlfriend, what exactly am I missing out on by not having one? I've never had one before, why should I now? (Just asking an innocent question).

You are either:
A.) A joke character
B.) Have significant social deficiencies, or
C.) you are really young

 

[grandjedi6]

.

 

[Socreges]

I feel sleepy now...

:lol

 

[Diablos]

Heh.

 

[Eriatarka]

I have no witty comment, just amazement.

 

[Tonedeff]

The views for this thread more than doubled in like 6 mins. :lol

Lucky bastard

 

[KINGOFNOOBS]

hmmm....



You are either:
A.) A joke character
B.) Have significant social deficiencies, or
C.) you are really young

I think its option C. I'm only 15/16ish. Unless you consider that old or somethin'

 

[BlueTsunami]

I'ma light some candles, get my favorite sock with the thick lining and give myself a treat tonight.

 

[Costanza]

I think its option C. I'm only 15/16ish. Unless you consider that old or somethin'

Option D ) Asperger's

Someone who's 15/16 shouldn't be that asexual. Seriously, going back and reading your posts, you definitely show signs of it dude

 

[KRS7]

You need to create a dating advice thread so other GAFers can follow your footsteps.

I usually wouldn't take dating advise from GAFers, but Wispy is the exception. The thing with nympho girls however is they're usually the ones that find you.

 

[KINGOFNOOBS]

Option D ) Asperger's

Someone who's 15/16 shouldn't be that asexual.

I have parental control on my computer if that means anything.

 

["God's Beard!"]

Where's Forza? She too old?

 

[BlackMage]

I am now officially creeped out and turned on at the same time.

 

[Skiptastic]

Wow, I wish I was here for the epic unveiling. This thread is truly the stuff of legends.

Hats off to you, Mr. Wispy. You've cemented yourself in the annals of GAF history.

 

[KRS7]

I have parental control on my computer if that means anything.

I went through my Catholics school's proxy server/porn blocker when I was 12, no excuses. Class got banned from the computer room for a week though.

 

[way more]

I have parental control on my computer if that means anything.

Option D totally.

 

[masud]

Oh King of noobs I get it!

 

[Junpei Heat]

I have parental control on my computer if that means anything.

:lol

No perverted friends at school,I take it.

 

[Napoleonthechimp]

I have parental control on my computer if that means anything.

As if that'd stop a 15/16 year old...

 

[KINGOFNOOBS]

I went through my Catholics school's proxy server/porn blocker when I was 12, no excuses. Class got banned from the computer room for a week though.

I probably could bypass it, but seems that specific websites are blocked on our router (WRT54G w/ DD-WRT installed) and I don't know the password. Not to mention that he keyword blocked websites too.

And the fact that I really don't try to bypass.

No perverted friends at school,I take it.

Is that suppose to be a good thing or a bad thing?

 

[Relix]

King of Noobs is definitely kidding.... but hey, this is a thread about the hottest amateur pornstar and his lucky boyfriend, so crew the kid who has parental control. Man I thought no one used that when kids were over 14 at least. Wow....

 

[Costanza]

Seriously, I don't understand how it's possible for a 15 year old to not know what "skeet" "knocking one out" and "porn" are. Combine that with not having any desire to get a girl and uh, dullness coming across in their message board posts, and you've got a classic case of Asperger's/autism.

Unless he's a joke character.

 

[Shiggie]

I have parental control on my computer if that means anything.

:lol :lol :lol

 

[BlackMage]

ignore Kingofnoobs.. he's trying to steal OP's thunder!

 

[KINGOFNOOBS]

Seriously, I don't understand how it's possible for a 15 year old to not know what "skeet" "knocking one out" and "porn" are. Combine that with not having any desire to get a girl and uh, dullness coming across in their message board posts, and you've got a classic case of Asperger's/autism.

Unless he's a joke character.

I'm pretty sure I know what porn is (according to the dictionary anyways).

 

[X26]

this is something else :lol

 

[Wilsongt]

=/ We need something new to shock us besides Tranny Surprise.

Edit: I fail at quoting, and this was directed at speculawyer. :lol

 

[pxleyes]

I think a demand for more pics is in order!