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Happy Birthday, Maynard James Keenan

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Eminem

goddamit, Griese!
You have made some of the best music of all time. And I thank you. Please complete the new Tool CD as soon as possible. Thanks.

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I love you.
 

Diablos

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Right. Now you even go to the extent of attempting to ruin someone else's thread just to get the Diablos jab in. I don't care much for Maynard either, but holy shit, if Eminem wants to make a post wishing his favorite singer/songwriter a happy birthday I think he's entitled to.

If ya don't like the thread, don't post in it. Such is life.
 

Eminem

goddamit, Griese!
Diablos said:
Right. Now you even go to the extent of attempting to ruin someone else's thread just to get the Diablos jab in. I don't care much for Maynard either, but holy shit, if Eminem wants to make a post wishing his favorite singer/songwriter a happy birthday I think he's entitled to.

If ya don't like the thread, don't post in it. Such is life.

IAWTP
 

Tamanon

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Diablos said:
Right. Now you even go to the extent of attempting to ruin someone else's thread just to get the Diablos jab in. I don't care much for Maynard either, but holy shit, if Eminem wants to make a post wishing his favorite singer/songwriter a happy birthday I think he's entitled to.

If ya don't like the thread, don't post in it. Such is life.

Dude, that's the first time I've mentioned you in almost a year :lol
 
Tool's glory days are behind them. They take too long in between albums and their market is diluted with ho-hum APC albums.

This is what happens when record companies don't manage their talent properly. This relates to what I was just talking about in the Fiona Apple thread.
 
APC is awesome. I'm still listening to "The Passive" and I've had this CD for awhile.

Great songs, great music. Go Maynard!
 

fallout

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Space Age Playboy said:
Tool's glory days are behind them. They take too long in between albums and their market is diluted with ho-hum APC albums.
*cough* ... what?

They've had three full length studio albums. That's hardly a number you can derive any statistic from. Granted, the wait between Ænima and Lateralus had a lot to do with their legal battle, but shit man, the music is still great. To have such a following with such little material should say something.

Also, the APC comment ... again, what? Maynard has said on several occasions that he has very little to do with the actual music writing. From what I remember, the other guys write music, he listens, he pens. As gorgeous as Maynard's words are, I doubt that he takes so long with them that it slows down the overall creative process. If anything, the side projects of Danny, Adam and Justin are more "damning" in that regard.

If you don't like the band, fine, but don't go spewing off bullshit about it for the sake of being a dick.

(And uh, sorry Eminem .... HAPPY BIRTHDAY MJK!)
 

Eminem

goddamit, Griese!
yeah, all Maynard does with APC is write the lyrics and sing them. Billy writes literally all of the music, from what we've been told.
 
fallout said:
They've had three full length studio albums. That's hardly a number you can derive any statistic from. Granted, the wait between Ænima and Lateralus had a lot to do with their legal battle, but shit man, the music is still great. To have such a following with such little material should say something.
I know, they've done really well with those albums. But a lot of people are already starting to turn on them.

Also, the APC comment ... again, what? Maynard has said on several occasions that he has very little to do with the actual music writing. From what I remember, the other guys write music, he listens, he pens. As gorgeous as Maynard's words are, I doubt that he takes so long with them that it slows down the overall creative process. If anything, the side projects of Danny, Adam and Justin are more "damning" in that regard.
I don't care if Ashlee Simpson wrote all of APC's songs, they still sound way too similar to Tool and are diluting Tool's market with mediocre releases. The fans should be anticipating the next Tool album, not getting bored with APC.

If you don't like the band, fine, but don't go spewing off bullshit about it for the sake of being a dick.
I like Tool and I think MJK is a good singer. Since this thread was turning to shit anyway I thought I might as well talk about Tool.
 

fallout

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Space Age Playboy said:
I know, they've done really well with those albums. But a lot of people are already starting to turn on them.
Yeah ... just like they turned on them before Lateralus was released and bought half a million copies in the first week. That sure did suck. Seriously, do you have any proof (other than yourself) of people turning on them?

I don't care if Ashlee Simpson wrote all of APC's songs, they still sound way too similar to Tool and are diluting Tool's market with mediocre releases. The fans should be anticipating the next Tool album, not getting bored with APC.
... I don't think you're getting it. Even if APC wasn't around, we'd still be getting Tool albums at the same rate. If you want to blame somebody, go blame Pygmy Love Circus or something. And besides, it's not like APC is forcing Tool fans to listen to them. I'd even be willing to be that you'll never see them tour together!

I like Tool and I think MJK is a good singer. Since this thread was turning to shit anyway I thought I might as well talk about Tool.
Yes, let's help the thread by trolling. That always works.

Eminem said:
yeah, all Maynard does with APC is write the lyrics and sing them. Billy writes literally all of the music, from what we've been told.
Actually, my comment was directed at a Tool interview I once saw. I think he said something along the lines of: "I'm probably the least musically talented person in this band."
 

Eminem

goddamit, Griese!
the acronym for Space Age Playboy is SAP, Makes sense because he is a complete sap!

HAHAHAHHA I slay me
 
fallout said:
Yeah ... just like they turned on them before Lateralus was released and bought half a million copies in the first week. That sure did suck. Seriously, do you have any proof (other than yourself) of people turning on them?
Not any real proof and I could be wrong, but I have heard people talking about Tool/Maynard unfavorably when they used to be big fans.

... I don't think you're getting it. Even if APC wasn't around, we'd still be getting Tool albums at the same rate. If you want to blame somebody, go blame Pygmy Love Circus or something. And besides, it's not like APC is forcing Tool fans to listen to them. I'd even be willing to be that you'll never see them tour together!
You're the one who's not getting it. It would help if Tool put out albums a little more often, but the fans can wait. That's not the problem.

The problem is that Tool's retarded bastard stepchild is getting airplay in between Tool albums. They're not Tool but they sound kind of like Tool, only not as good. This means the sound is getting overexposed and the fans will get bored too quickly. A diluted market is bad for business.
 

Eminem

goddamit, Griese!
Kabuki Waq said:
wtf? APC does not sound like tool. The music itself sound totally different.


no, dude. APC has Maynard. That means whatever he sings sounds like Tool. Duh.



seriously the only APC song I can see sounding like Tool is The Package....and that is IT. Tool would do 3 Libras or A Stranger? hahahha, yeah right.
 

geogaddi

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I heard that the April Fool's Joke was an April Fool's Joke itself, meaning that the joke was also a joke. Don't tell me that that was also a joke?!
 

fallout

Member
Space Age Playboy said:
Not any real proof and I could be wrong, but I have heard people talking about Tool/Maynard unfavorably when they used to be big fans.
You can tell them he didn't actually find Jesus. Well, he did ... but I think it was just some Spanish dude.

You're the one who's not getting it. It would help if Tool put out albums a little more often, but the fans can wait. That's not the problem.

The problem is that Tool's retarded bastard stepchild is getting airplay in between Tool albums. They're not Tool but they sound kind of like Tool, only not as good. This means the sound is getting overexposed and the fans will get bored too quickly. A diluted market is bad for business.
Yes, Tool's bastard stepchild that consists of their former guitar tech and their lead singer. It's a good thing that other bands don't do this whole side project thing, or we'd have a venerable crisis on our hands. I can see it now, people running in the streets screaming: "HOLY SHIT! THERE'S TOO MUCH MUSIC!"

Honestly, I like APC. If you want to compare it to Tool, I think Tool's better. But then again, I'll probably say that for most bands. If I didn't like APC, I wouldn't listen to it (crazy theory, eh?). I highly doubt that APC was ever supposed to be anything huge, but they had some good songs and people took a liking to it and now they've done more. Heh, what's your solution? Maynard sit on his ass and do nothing while the rest of the band do their own things?

The voice is the most recognizable part of any song for most people.
Yeah, who was that Dimebag guy anyway? Or you know, Clapton? What about Tom Morello? Shit man, I can name a guitarist from pretty much any genre that has a voice. And that's not because I'm some music elitist, I just happen to listen to music.

Two bands sharing a lead singer isn't a good idea.
I don't think it's so much them sharing Maynard as it is Maynard jumping around. Think about it, he's one lucky guy. He gets to play with two very talented bands with *gasp* ... different sounds!
 
Kabuki Waq said:
are those people deaf? What APC song sounds like another tool song?
Judith could easily have been a Tool song, Disposition could easily have been an APC song. All bands have a range of moods, intensity, etc that they use for their songs.

fallout said:
Yes, Tool's bastard stepchild that consists of their former guitar tech and their lead singer. It's a good thing that other bands don't do this whole side project thing, or we'd have a venerable crisis on our hands. I can see it now, people running in the streets screaming: "HOLY SHIT! THERE'S TOO MUCH MUSIC!"
What they're going to do is stop giving a shit about the real band much quicker than they would have otherwise. That's a bad thing. Sounds get played out, side projects hasten the process.

Honestly, I like APC. If you want to compare it to Tool, I think Tool's better. But then again, I'll probably say that for most bands. If I didn't like APC, I wouldn't listen to it (crazy theory, eh?). I highly doubt that APC was every supposed to be anything huge, but they had some good songs and people took a liking to it and now they've done more. Heh, what's your solution? Maynard sit on his ass and do nothing while the rest of the band do their own things?
Poor talent management by the record label is the real problem.

Yeah, who was that Dimebag guy anyway? Or you know, Clapton? What about Tom Morello? Shit man, I can name a guitarist from pretty much any genre that has a voice. And that's not because I'm some music elitist, I just happen to listen to music.
Congratulations on having a better trained ear than the average listener.

I don't think it's so much them sharing Maynard as it is Maynard jumping around. Think about it, he's one lucky guy. He gets to play with two very talented bands with *gasp* ... different sounds!
Not enough difference IMO. APC will hurt Tool in the long run.
 
happy birthday maynard!

the following things are true:

1. Tool is in the top 3 bands of all time (possibly higher!)
2. Maynard is bar none the best vocalist is rock HISTORY (yes, of all times again)
3. you can say tools market is dwindling, but how much do you want to be they'll debut @ #1 and sell out arenas no matter which city they visit? i'd take that kind of dwindling market for my band any day
4. the new tool record will be awesome
5. yes, eMotive sucked


p.s. i'm just happy the whole jesus thing was a joke. it's easy to look back now and say "pffft you really believed it!?" but it did give me a scare!
 

fallout

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Space Age Playboy said:
Judith could easily have been a Tool song, Disposition could easily have been an APC song. All bands have a range of moods, intensity, etc that they use for their songs.
Oh! Oh! And Triad! Oh wait no ... that was an instrumental.

What they're going to do is stop giving a shit about the real band much quicker than they would have otherwise. That's a bad thing. Sounds get played out, side projects hasten the process.
No, side projects generally help the overall creative nature of a band. At least, they should. It gives the members a chance to work with other artists and explore different areas. I consider Down to be an amazing metal band, but I wouldn't say they sound anything like COC or Pantera.

Poor talent management by the record label is the real problem.
I ... am confused by this one. Seriously, I don't quite know what you're getting at.

Congratulations on having a better trained ear than the average listener.
Different tuning, diifferent chord progressions, different writing. Hell, if you want to talk about the vocal dissimilarities between Tool and APC, when was the last time you heard harmony in a Tool song? It doesn't take a trained ear to hear that.

Not enough difference IMO. APC will hurt Tool in the long run.
I think you're getting your videogame marketing and music marketing sludged together in some ugly mess of thought. Bands can coexist ... I've never had a problem of owning too much good music.
 

Matlock

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Holy fuck!

Maynard was born to a Baptist family and grew up with an older sister in Ravenna, Ohio. Maynard attended Brown Jr. High and then Ravenna High School through the 10th grade until he moved to Michigan.

Ravenna's walking distance east of here. :lol

I wonder where his childhood home is?
 
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