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[Ecrofirt]

A girl comes skipping home from school and shouts, "Mommy, Mommy! Today we did counting and all the other kids only got up to 5, but I got up to 10! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.....that's good isn't it, Mommy?"
"Yes dear it is."

"Is that because I'm blonde, Mommy?"

"Yes dear it is."

The next day the girl comes skipping home and screams "Mommy, Mommy! Today we did the alphabet and all the other kids only got to D but I got up to G! A, B, C, D, E, F, G ....that's good isn't it, Mommy?"
"Yes dear it is."

"Is that because I'm blonde, Mommy?"

"Yes dear it is."

The following day the girl comes skipping home and says, "Mommy, today we did gym class and all the other girls had flat chests but I have these!"
The girl pulls up her top revealing a pair of amazing 36 C breasts.
"That's good isn't it, Mommy?"

"Yes dear it is," replied a slightly embarrassed mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"

"No dear....it's because you're 25!"

 

[UtadaBarkley]

TEH EL OH EL

 

[MrAngryFace]

hah

 

[Desperado]

AR OH TEE EF EL EM AY OH

actually no it wasn't that funny. clever, though.

 

[Outlaw]

 

[yoshifumi]

riiight.

 

[UtadaBarkley]

2 Wild boars walk into a bar.

Wild boar #1 gets drunk off his ass, and tells the 2nd boar a long and sad story about how his wife just left him for another swine. All of the sudden Boar #1 takes out a pistol and shoots himself point blank in the head, dying instantly.

Why'd he do it?

Spoiler

He was suffering from a severe case of depression, and lost all hope in life.

if you understand that joke, then you can decipher the streets...

 

[Tim]

:lol