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[Eggbok]

Conan is dying of laughter hahaha! He's so red!

 

[Einchy]

I want An Idiot Abroad type show with Harrison called A Grump Abroad.

 

[newtypepilot]

i'm amazed at how Jordan can always say all that nonsense with a straight face

 

[Hasney]

Oh man, I'm not a Star Wars fan at all, but anything that keeps Harrison Ford on the talk show circuit is fine with me. He's just hilarious.

 

[The Flash]

I want to buy some Star Wars Legos now.

 

[Rodney McKay]

It's his best performance in a while.

"PART time"

 

[The English Conquistador]

I want An Idiot Abroad type show with Harrison called A Grump Abroad.

Fuck yes lol! Or have him and Karl go traveling together!

 

[Maximus.]

This was great.

 

[LQX]

What terrible fucking acting from such a veteran actor.

 

[RyanW]

My heart dropped when he threw the Falcon over his head lol

 

[CapitalismSucks DonkeyBalls]

Watched it 3 times. Absolutely hysterical. Ford doesn't give a fuck. Here's your pen.

 

[WickedLaharl]

Poor acting on Harrison's part.

he stopped trying to act years ago and he ain't about to change now!

 

[FunkyPajamas]

Harrison just shot himself in the foot.

I don't know how much the rest of you know about Hollywood culture (I'm an expert), but honor and shame are huge parts of it. It's not like it is in Broadway where you can become successful by being an asshole. If you screw someone over in cinema, you bring shame to yourself, and the only way to get rid of that shame is repentance.

What this means is the Star Wards nerds, after seeing this, are not going to want to watch TFA, nor will they purchase any Star Wards merchandise. This is HUGE. You can laugh all you want, but Harrison has alienated an entire market with this move.

Ford, publicly apologize and cancel TFA or you can kiss your business goodbye.

 

[Magnetic_North]

Harrison just shot himself in the foot.

I don't know how much the rest of you know about Hollywood culture (I'm an expert), but honor and shame are huge parts of it. It's not like it is in Broadway where you can become successful by being an asshole. If you screw someone over in cinema, you bring shame to yourself, and the only way to get rid of that shame is repentance.

What this means is the Star Wards nerds, after seeing this, are not going to want to watch TFA, nor will they purchase any Star Wards merchandise. This is HUGE. You can laugh all you want, but Harrison has alienated an entire market with this move.

Ford, publicly apologize and cancel TFA or you can kiss your business goodbye.

8/10

Well played

 

[wetwired]

8/10

Well played

I'd give it more of a solid 5/7

 

[Nelo Ice]

Hahahahaha. Harrison Ford has been gold on late night and having Jordan Schlansky on the bit made it all the better. Also now I feel like I should watch Coco again but Colbert and the daily show take up my late night viewing instead.

 

[RoKKeR]

Watching Ford doing promos for this film has maybe been my favorite part of the entire hype cycle. Dude is fucking hilarious.

 

[The Real Abed]

Is there more Conan Star Wars stuff? Or other Ford stuff like this easily available? Aside from what was already posted.

 

[scogoth]

A real fan would have fused the pieces together using methyl ethyl ketone.

 

[The perfect Dark]

"Here's your pen"

Lmao

 

[RS4-]

I hate myself for not buying the Falcon, and the Super Star Destroyer

Anyway, awesome vid hahaha.

 

[andthebeatgoeson]

Ok, that was really good. In tears.

 

[bananafactory]

Watching Ford doing promos for this film has maybe been my favorite part of the entire hype cycle. Dude is fucking hilarious.

I like to think it's not an act and is 100% genuine (and maybe it is). It makes it so much better

 

[BronsonLee]

What terrible fucking acting from such a veteran actor.

This is a bit for a late night comedy talk show

Overacting isn't only encouraged, it's allowed!

 

[The perfect Dark]

Is there more Conan Star Wars stuff? Or other Ford stuff like this easily available? Aside from what was already posted.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8mjYjMxZJCg

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=p0qrxL8oGbE

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qDM4XVrAAgA

Not Conan though.

 

[Schweinehund]

Love Harrison's reaction when Conan mentions Jordan.

Still my favorite Talk Show host.

 

[Rafy]

That first bit about the lightsaber had me rolling on the floor laughing. Is it weird that I know EXACTLY what that dude was talking about? A couple of friends at the RPF (replica prop forum) were geeking out when that guy steps out and asks the lightsaber question but in the end they genuinely wanted to know the answer so they could modify their spare graflex sabers.

 

[darkwing-buck]

That first bit about the lightsaber had me rolling on the floor laughing. Is it weird that I know EXACTLY what that dude was talking about? A couple of friends at the RPF (replica prop forum) were geeking out when that guy steps out and asks the lightsaber question but in the end they genuinely wanted to know the answer so they could modify their spare graflex sabers.

Maybe

 

[The Real Abed]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8mjYjMxZJCg

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=p0qrxL8oGbE

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qDM4XVrAAgA

Not Conan though.

That last one is awesome.

 

[mariachi507]

I'd give it more of a solid 5/7

Hahahah

 

[Fox Mulder]

It cost 10x as much in the used market today.

Good investment!

I bought each piece individually like two years ago for around $800 total. Was a fun build, but too big for my apartment really and sold it for a profit.

 

[SolidChamp]

This is the first time in a long time that Harrison looks like he's having a fantastic time promoting a movie he actually gives a shit about.

It's so, so great.

 

[Shaanyboi]

"Here's your pen!" *throws*

I laughed so hard. That's awesome.

 

[John Kowalski]

That was very mean.

 

[NastyBook]

"Maybe"

Felt legit sorry for that guy. lol

 

[Lion Heart]

Jordan makes my life complete.

 

[Dreams-Visions]

SAVAGED

and all of GAF cried out...then was suddenly silenced.

 

[lrt75914]

Did he say Scheisse? What a potty mouth!

 

[robochimp]

Is there more Conan Star Wars stuff? Or other Ford stuff like this easily available? Aside from what was already posted.

Triumph at a Srar Wars premier, one of the greatest bits to ever grace one of Conan's shows.

http://youtu.be/1RGohIKxc9M

 

[MoonsaultSlayer]

He almost flipped that chair. Can you imagine landing on those legos with your back?

 

[whytemyke]

Poor acting on Harrison's part.

I haven't even seen the movie but if this is how bad his acting had gotten I don't know if I will.

Spoiler

Kidding

.

 

[darkwing-buck]

Triumph at a Srar Wars premier, one of the greatest bits to ever grace one of Conan's shows.

http://youtu.be/1RGohIKxc9M

This deserves it's own thread, this video is a classic.

 

[RoKKeR]

Triumph at a Srar Wars premier, one of the greatest bits to ever grace one of Conan's shows.

http://youtu.be/1RGohIKxc9M

Never seen this before, holy shit.

 

[John Kowalski]

Triumph at a Srar Wars premier, one of the greatest bits to ever grace one of Conan's shows.

http://youtu.be/1RGohIKxc9M

greatest triumph

 

[Kibbles]

Jimmy Fallon's Greedo shot first bit with him was the best. So subtle, so good.

 

[Jarmel]

Triumph at a Srar Wars premier, one of the greatest bits to ever grace one of Conan's shows.

http://youtu.be/1RGohIKxc9M

They totally should have done it again this time.

 

[womp]

Triumph at a Srar Wars premier, one of the greatest bits to ever grace one of Conan's shows.

http://youtu.be/1RGohIKxc9M

I have watched this and Vader Sessions once a year for years now. I laugh every single time.

Here is Vader Sessions for anyone who hasn't had the privilege yet...classic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6A0rwG39Jzk

 

[SirMossyBloke]

I'd give it more of a solid 5/7

Shut the f**k up rob

 

[Septimus Prime]

Should have used the Kragle.

 

[TheSadRanger]

Is there more Conan Star Wars stuff? Or other Ford stuff like this easily available? Aside from what was already posted.

Back when he was on Late Night there was a hilarious bit where they did a remote at Skywalker Ranch and Jordan used the Indiana Jones bullwhip in the hall of antiquities.

On a side note does it really take 60 hours to put together the lego millenium falcon? pls respond lego gaf