lostinblue
Banned
I want to see Indiana Jones vs Rocky
StreetsofBeige
Gold Member
At 66 years old he was terrible in Crystal Skull in 2009.
If he's the lead (and it's not a bait and switch other characters have big parts in the movie), I cant wait to see 80 year old Ford whipping and running.
If he's the lead (and it's not a bait and switch other characters have big parts in the movie), I cant wait to see 80 year old Ford whipping and running.
IntentionalPun
Ask me about my wife's perfect butthole
What the hell is woke about 3:10 to Yuma or Logan? lol
Both great movies... never see Ford v Ferrari tho.
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Javthusiast
Banned
I assume he is being sarcastic, because chuds on youtube are calling this movie woke for having Phoebe Waller Bridge in it.
BadBurger
Many “Whelps”! Handle It!
What in the world is "woke" about any of those movies? Haha
Richard Packer
Member
Some of you guys are just so lost.
It's a joke because someone is bound to come in here posting some bullshit YouTube video claiming that Indy is being replaced by Phoebe Waller-Bridge's character. Who is rumored to be a reporter/journalist related to Brody.
added a /s for people who didn't get it.
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StreetsofBeige
Gold Member
Didnt see Logan or F v F, but 3:10 to Yuma was a shit movie. Possibly the worst western I've seen. Never saw the original movie so I cant compare quality or plot adjustments, but what a stinker.
The final scene was literally a video game shootout like Matrix 3.
The final scene was literally a video game shootout like Matrix 3.
Burning Blade
Member
Who am I kidding I’m going to watch it. Give the old man one last chance to go out on a high note.
StreetsofBeige
Gold Member
Dont.
Unlike his older movies, the screen time is spread out with younger cast members. And at that age, he could barely move and his speech is slow. Easily the worst Indy movie.
anthony2690
Member
I genuinely thought you was exaggerating, so I googled and checked his age and holy cow he is 79!
It's the final one. And that's official.
https://www.digitalspy.com/movies/a34938398/disney-indiana-jones-5-harrison-ford-series-end/
mansoor1980
Member
old grumpy jones for the win
Konnor
Member
Oh thank God.
SJRB
Gold Member
I'll never forget seeing it in theatres and my entire party was just baffled at how insanely bad it was.
Just unbelievable trash.
Spukc
always chasing the next thrill
DeepEnigma
Gold Member
He's being passive aggressive. Sometimes acknowledges it is a problem, sometimes doesn't. Depending on favorite nerdgasm shit or not.
Pilgrimzero
Member
Man couldnt wait to kill off Han Solo but will be making Indy movies until he dies on set from an accident or old age.
Indy 5 is supposed to be his final film score. But he gave himself an out if Spielberg asked him to do another because he can't say no to him as he considers him his little brother.
The Spielberg movie isn't untitled. It's the Fabelmans, and it comes out in November. Williams is recording the score either this month or next after he does a couple concerts. Then he does the Hollywood Bowl in September, and then records Indy.
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OmegaSupreme
advanced basic bitch
Should be inspiring for senior citizens
You get one more. That's it.
billthomas696969
Member
The 3:10 to Yuma remake was... fine, but the original is MUCH better.
p_xavier
Authorized Fister
It's not a bad movie at all. Extremists gonna extreme. I enjoyed it more when binge watching. I actually told myself, why is this movie hated? It's pure Indiana Jones.
Badlucktroll
Member
I wish they made an Atlantis indiana jones in the 90s.
daffyduck
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daffyduck
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HoodWinked
Member
From the TV show Fleabag, and Lando's droid in Solo.
Originally she was going to write it back when Spielberg was directing. So when that happened the outrage-for-monetized-views crowd on YouTube invented elaborate headcanon plots where she was replacing Harrison Ford in the movie and thus it's super woke.
But then Spielberg dropped out (likely due to the Nazi angle and how he doesn't want to make "cartoon Nazis" after Schindler's List), and they brought in Mangold who decided to re-write the script himself. Of course those channels forget to mention that element of reality in their rants for YouTube revenue.
spawn
Member
Logan is woke?
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You know what /s means?
spawn
Member
Apparently I'm too old for this shit and illiterate to beep bop beep bop
Badlucktroll
Member
What is this about?
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Moridianae
Member
Can always count on someone to crack on Harrison Ford's age when the majority of us will be lucky to see his age, much less be as physically capable as he.
And I doubt he'll dial it in.
And I doubt he'll dial it in.
OmegaSupreme
advanced basic bitch
I'm beginning to wonder if you are one of those guys with how much you talk about them. Gary? That you?
DeepEnigma
Gold Member
A threaded cane!