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[Bloody Crow of Cainhurst]

Can Aloy finally get some peace?

 

[Warnen]

 

[Dacvak]

 

[Pejo]

It has potential but we have years of Aloy memes that are pretty high effort by now.

 

[T4keD0wN]

 

[CLW]

 

[diffusionx]

we can go bigger

 

[Bumblebeetuna]

Not even close.

 

[Kacho]

 

[gow3isben]

First I’m hearing of it

 

[Trogdor1123]

wtf is going on here?! The trailer was great.

 

[MiguelItUp]

wtf is going on here?! The trailer was great.

False "outrage" as far as I know, honestly.

 

[proandrad]

She doesn't look fat. She looks like those women in their mid 20s that do too much botox.

 

[Valonquar]

 

[Punished Miku]

Deserved

 

[SatansReverence]

I'm seeing old ciri not fat ciri.

Are the virgin's out in force again?

 

[MrTroubleMaker]

 

[ReBurn]

Hopefully bender doesn't mind but

 

[Madflavor]

wtf is going on here?! The trailer was great.

Brain rot from too much porn.

 

[Griffon]

You're a moron OP.

 

[R3TRO]

Reminds me of Paula Deen.

 

[TGO]

Shes not fat, more Giga Ciri.

 

[ZehDon]

Not really.

Fat Alloy is basically a Sony Mascot.
Fat Ciri is artificial incelligence.

 

[poppabk]

Can Aloy finally get some peace?

The fact that you had to doctor an image to make Ciri look fat but all the Alloy memes are just screenshots taken directly from the games should tell you something.

 

[TGO]

The fact that you had to doctor an image to make Ciri look fat but all the Alloy memes are just screenshots taken directly from the games should tell you something.

Funny thing about that, the size of her head probably weighs more then the upper torso
Back on to Ciri
If anything she is older...much older( like a decade or more) and bigger, definitely not the same BMI she was in the Witcher 3.
But not fat.

 

[salva]

No man, there's nothing wrong with the new Ciri.

 

[Chuck Berry]

Ciri looked fat?

 

[FunkMiller]

 

[Rush2112]

laugh it up but when they release this game and you have to see that face in every cutscene for a 100+ hours, you won’t be laughing.

 

[nemiroff]

I'm sorry but that's not even remotely meme-worthy.

 

[TGO]

Question is do people actually know what's wrong?

As I said, she ain't fat. That's not what looks off.

Spoiler

Here's the clue, this ain't the original image

 

[jshackles]

The fact that you had to doctor an image to make Ciri look fat but all the Alloy memes are just screenshots taken directly from the games should tell you something.

lol if you think this was actually just a screenshot taken directly from the game

 

[poppabk]

lol if you think this was actually just a screenshot taken directly from the game

That was a screenshot I personally took from the game, please feel free to make a meme from it.

 

[MasterDerico]

lol if you think this was actually just a screenshot taken directly from the game

Ok, in game pic then ;

 

[Fahdis]

*sigh* *unzips* next time put a spoiler on or something.

 

[mitch1971]

Bring something new to these takes, please.

 

[Topher]

That was a screenshot I personally took from the game, please feel free to make a meme from it.

Is that photo mode thing or what?

 

[DaciaJC]

lol if you think this was actually just a screenshot taken directly from the game

Poor man's delusional.

Here, I used photo mode to make a collage of her posing in-game:

Do not deny the evidence of your eyes.

 

[LectureMaster]

LMAO, so we went from "Geralt v.s. Kratos who would win" to " Ciri v.s. Aloy who's fatter"

 

[Mister Wolf]

Ciri doesn't look fat. She looks old. I wonder why she didn't bother learning how to stop her aging like the other sorceress.

 

[Topher]

LMAO, so we went from "Geralt v.s. Kratos who would win" to " Ciri v.s. Aloy who's fatter"

 

[digital_ghost]

Yall leary of the fat ciri huh.

Nothing a mod won't fix on pc.

 

[Three]

Poor man's delusional.

Here, I used photo mode to make a collage of her posing in-game:

Do not deny the evidence of your eyes.

That mod is funny. Shame donut drake no longer exists either.

Anyway on a ciri-ous note. I think the change with the Witcher is bigger than any perceived change in Aloy based on an unflattering camera angle

This is what Ciri was depicted like before in past games

So technically yes it's objectively worse in terms of the change but I still couldn't care about this nonsense to form any outrage over it.

 

[HeisenbergFX4]

LMAO, so we went from "Geralt v.s. Kratos who would win" to " Ciri v.s. Aloy who's fatter"

Ciri has some catching up to do, Aloy really letting herself go

 

[poppabk]

Is that photo mode thing or what?

Yeah I had to use photomode so I could get a good angle to hide her double chin.

 

[Hayabusabruh]

Why did I have to dabble with Grok?!

 

[sloppyjoe_gamer]

Fat Aloy will never be replaced.....shes gonna have 6 chins and be transgender in HZD 3

 

[phant0m]

I ain't even religious, but some of y'all motherfuckers need jesus

 

[Topher]

Ciri has some catching up to do, Aloy really letting herself go

Why did I have to dabble with Grok?!

I can hear my wife now when she sees me in this thread...

"Why can't you watch porn like a normal middle aged pervert?"

 

[Fahdis]

*sigh* *unzips* next time put a spoiler on or something.

Poor man's delusional.

Here, I used photo mode to make a collage of her posing in-game:

Do not deny the evidence of your eyes.

Why did I have to dabble with Grok?!

YOU ABSOLUTE MOTHERFUCKERS, I JUST FINISHED BEFORE! I guess Round 2 is fine but it'll be an angry fap .