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[Alter_Fridge]

Was randomly watching a show and this question popped into my mind. And I'm pretty sure it's no, but now I really want to be with a lefty.

Crazy, no?

 

[I collect VHS tapes]

left handed people lack morals, so no

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Does ambidextrous count?

 

[NecrosaroIII]

I am myself a lefty. When I jerk off. It's with my left hand. Does that count?

 

[Alter_Fridge]

I am myself a lefty. When I jerk off. It's with my left hand. Does that count?

Nup. But I've trained myself to use my left, even though I'm right handed

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I am myself a lefty. When I jerk off. It's with my left hand. Does that count?

What hand do you use when you're jerking someone else off?

 

[Con_Z_ǝdʇ]

left handled people lack morals, so no

I'm left-handed, so your argument is already disproved.

 

[Con_Z_ǝdʇ]

What hand do you use when you're jerking someone else off?

6th post and we are already getting philosophical.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

6th post and we are already getting philosophical.

The way I see it--one for you and one for me. I'm not picky.

 

[AJUMP23]

I have standards.

 

[Con_Z_ǝdʇ]

Maiden Voyage you are on a roll today!

 

[Little Mac]

 

[Con_Z_ǝdʇ]

Statistically, left-handed people live an average of 9 years less than right-handed people.

Just a heads up if any one falls in love with me.

 

[InfiniteCombo]

Handedness is, for some reason, one of the first things I notice when interacting with people.

I've dated two left-handed girls. A Ukrainian one and a Korean one.

 

[p_xavier]

Just say it, the handjob doesn't feel the same.

 

[Rran]

I'm a lefty and that 9 years statistic is troubling. Men already die a lot faster than women. Guess I better start cracking out a will.

 

[IntentionalPun]

I'm too self absorbed to notice.

 

[p_xavier]

I'm a lefty and that 9 years statistic is troubling. Men already die a lot faster than women. Guess I better start cracking out a will.

Lefties are associated on being gay. Are you partaking in risky sodomy schemes?

 

[Rran]

Not gay but that's an interesting statistic. I wonder why there's a correlation there.

 

[jason10mm]

Does ambidextrous count?

My pronouns are left/right!

 

[Dancer_BV]

I have never dated a girl—but almost as many of my friends are left-handed or ambidextrous as right-handed friends.

 

[AJUMP23]

Do more lefties have monkey pox

 

[GeekyDad]

Wow...

I've seen many threads about many silly things, but...

 

[bitbydeath]

left handed people lack morals, so no

That’s what makes us better people, none of those BS emotions.

 

[Northeastmonk]

Before I got married, I was with a woman who had a stroke, so her right arm wasn’t completely functional. She kept her right arm at the same height as her rib cage at all times. I don’t know if that counts, but I never judged her for it. She was an Avon lady too. We didn’t hit it off afterwards, but it was a night to remember.

 

[BadBurger]

Two, both in high school. After that I can't remember even meeting a left-handed woman.

 

[GoldenEye Samurai]

Yeah, if you consider my own left hand a girl.

 

[Kamina]

Left handed people are a myth

 

[Zatzuken]

I’m married to one, she seems nice.

 

[Tieno]

Why are people left handed anyway? Why can't they be right-handed, like god intended it?

 

[Bartski]

a bi-handed, therefore half-gay

 

[V1LÆM]

maybe. i don't tend to notice, ask, or care. probably not though...they usually tell you "oH iM lEfT HanDed!"

 

[GymWolf]

Today i learned that i'm a mythical creature with no morals.

Sounds about right tbh.

P.s. jerking off with the left is no biggie, left hand with reverse grip is where the real shit is at.

 

[sono]

Was randomly watching a show

Curious- what show inspired you to ask

 

[Alter_Fridge]

Curious- what show inspired you to ask

Can't even remember now. Some cute girl was writing left handed

 

[sono]

No I think left handed is not common. I only have ever known two left handed males one at school and one at work

 

[Star-Lord]

I am myself a lefty. When I jerk off. It's with my left hand. Does that count?

I like to sit on my hand for a while before I jack off. That way, I can't 'feel' my hand around my junk. It feels extra special.

 

[Con_Z_ǝdʇ]

I like to sit on my hand for a while before I jack off. That way, I can't 'feel' my hand around my junk. It feels extra special.

 

[Dark Star]

I'm left handed

I think lefty's are pretty interesting/cool/smart/creative/talented/etc

I'd date one. Especially if they were an artist/musician or an athlete.

 

[Bernd Lauert]

No fatties, no gingers and no lefties. Simple rules to live by.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Yeah, if you consider my own left hand a girl.

She single?

No fatties, no gingers and no lefties. Simple rules to live by.

You're missing out. Rusty roof means a leaky basement.

 

[Ownage]

I'm tired. I read this thread topic as have you got up from the middle of a date and left her right then and there. My answer was going to be yes.

But, to stay on topic, yes I've dated left-handed women.

 

[Porcile]

Yeah she did everything with her left hand except for handjobs strangely enough

 

[teezzy]

left handed people lack morals, so no

 

[Ironbunny]

Being left handed does not mean you are brain dead. It just mean you are using your brain wrong and not right.

 

[teezzy]

I'm pretty sure right handed but write with my left

 

[*Nightwing]

So as a right handed male, how else am I supposed to pick the optimal partner for movie theater mutual masturbation?

If we are both right handed, either I’m getting a lame off handed handjob, or she is getting an ineffective left handed fingering… the premise you should refrain from dating left handed women is logically faulty from the onset.

Movie theater sexual activity is a national right and having an ineffective partner at it is a dealbreaker… always go with the opposite handed partner just for the sexual logistics

 

[chromhound]

No fatties, no gingers and no lefties. Simple rules to live by.

You're missing out on the gingers

 

[Artoris]

No, only my right testicle hurts

 

[PumpkinPie]

Yes, and they're clumsy as fuck. You know on Tom & Jerry when Tom gets his tail jammed while running, and it stretches out? Think that, but with a penis