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[Stouffers]

Morning flights always mess up my post-coffee routine so I usually end up making a nest and doing my business in airport bathrooms prior to takeoff. This morning, as I was doing my thing, the guy next to me started tennis-grunting and pounding on the wall that divided our stalls. I watched his shadow for a bit to make sure he wasn't in serious distress. It seemed normal and after 5 or so minutes he stopped. I finished up, bussed my table and as I stood up, he stood up at exactly the same time. Our eyes met over the divider wall for what seemed like a solid two or three seconds. From the bridge of his nose up, he was an elderly black man with piercing hazel eyes. It's all I see now when I close my eyes.

 

[Bigrx1]

Only at the sink, which is the only place in a bathroom I don't care if someone talks to me. I fucking HATE it when I'm pissing and the guy next to me starts talking to me.

 

[Stouffers]

Just ordered my double rum and Diet Coke. Need something to smooth out this turbulence.

 

[888]

Never while peeing. If you make eye contact through the crack of the door while taking a crap that will destroy your soul.

 

[Stouffers]

I had a situation a couple of months ago where I was sitting peacefully in my stall and some festering asshole crashed the neighboring stall and proceeded to piss all over the floor splashing my shoes and pants.

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

Only after the sex, never before, or during.

 

[Slings and Arrows]

I once made japs-eye contact. Shit got real interesting, real quick. Though it's my own fault for sticking my pee-pee through that hole in the cubical wall

 

[DESTROYA]

Sure, it happens but I don't give a shit, being a pretty big and tall dude has its advantages, most people get intimidated by my stature and I can outlast anyone in a starring contest no matter how creepy it gets.
Not a stealth bragging just telling it like it is.

 

[Contica]

Every. Single. Time.

 

[Nymphae]

 

[Stouffers]

I pee in the corner urinal but only because I like to keep my luggage by the wall. ALSO, I unbuckle my belt and unbutton my pants BECAUSE if I don't my thingus decides to piss all in my pants when I reholster EVEN with shakes, taint-push and toothpaste tube rolling.

 

[lil puff]

I tend to not do too much eye contact with strangers in general.
Never understood why people look at strangers minding their business.

 

[zeorhymer]

Yes

 

[Birdo]

I never make eye contact when sucking dick.

 

[The Pleasure]

Only at the smash bros setups. Smash in the shitter is slightly more raunchy than melty in the toilet.

 

[Despera]

I never make eye contact when sucking dick.

Best part of it

 

[Cybrwzrd]

Only at the smash bros setups. Smash in the shitter is slightly more raunchy than melty in the toilet.

I'm not touching a public use game controller in the shitter. Especially a Switch controller. You don't know where they have been.

 

[keraj37]

 

[haxan7]

Absolutely not. You never make eye contact with another man in a bathroom.

 

[Cybrwzrd]

You have to assert dominance somehow. If you lose the stare down you will be on the giving end of the glory hole.

 

[Ar¢tos]

Only with hot guys. I've picked a few like that when I was younger (nowadays I'm lazy and use phone apps).