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[Artoris]

Rather pointless unless you are an elephant

 

[GeekyDad]

this should be interesting...

 

[haxan7]

Not worth it. A good blowjob involves a lot of slobber and hands, ball fiddling, finger up the butt, etc. You can't do that to yourself. You can simulate a quick, mildly unpleasant, toothy headsuck at best.

 

[SpiceRacz]

a finger up the butt

 

[Mossybrew]

When I was, shit must have been 12? Like could barely manage to lick the tip, gave up on it. I imagine even if you could it would be unsatisfying in the same way that you can't tickle yourself.

 

[///PATRIOT]

Is there any evidence of elephants sucking their own... ?

 

[The Pleasure]

Not worth it. A good blowjob involves a lot of slobber and hands, ball fiddling, finger up the butt, etc. You can't do that to yourself. You can simulate a quick, mildly unpleasant, toothy headsuck at best.

 

[Artoris]

Not worth it. A good blowjob involves a lot of slobber and hands, ball fiddling, finger up the butt, etc. You can't do that to yourself. You can simulate a quick, mildly unpleasant, toothy headsuck at best.

 

[Javthusiast]

Tried it as a teen. Could never reach it.

Would have been easy if I had a Mandingo or Danny D schlong.

Also, I assume it would never feel all that good, cause there is a huge difference between using your hands and somebody elses touch already.

 

[V1LÆM]

 

[Rentahamster]

I had a much easier time convincing someone else to do it for me.

 

[Hydroxy]