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[sprsk]

I saw a video on VH1 classics last night and i have to ask.

What the hell is wrong with that guy?

 

[Claus]

He plays the flute, right?

 

[Ferrio]

Twice.

 

[RedDwarf]

I saw them once in the late 80's. Fun show.

 

[SteveMeister]

Sitting on a park bench
Eyeing little girls with bad intent
Snot running down his nose
Greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes
Drying in the cold sun
Watching as the frilly panties run
Feeling like a dead duck
Spitting out pieces of his broken luck
Aqualung

In the shuffling madness
Of the locomotive breath
Runs the all-time loser
Headlong to his death
He fills the piston scraping
Steam breaking on his brow
Old Charlie stole the handle and
The train it won't stop goin
No way to slow down

Walking through forests of palm tree apartments
Scoff at the monkeys who live in their dark tents
Down by the waterhole
Drunk every Friday
Eating their nuts
Saving their raisins for Sunday
Lions and tigers who wait in the meadows
They're fast but they're lazy
And sleep in green meadows

Never seen 'em live, but I've always been a fan.

 

[sprsk]

mind you jethro tull is pretty rad.

but what the hell is he doing on stage? he dances around like he just won the weirdo of the century award.

 

[Ferrio]

mind you jethro tull is pretty rad.

but what the hell is he doing on stage? he dances around like he just won the weirdo of the century award.

Ian Anderson is his name.

Jethro Tull is the band.

 

[sprsk]

Ian Anderson is his name.

Jethro Tull is the band.

yes i know. now answer me!

 

[Ferrio]

yes i know. now answer me!

Cause he's Ian anderson.

 

[sprsk]

Cause he's Ian anderson.

im going to kill you

 

[Litigation Manuel]

He doesn't shake hands. If you want him to shake your hand, he'll put out his elbow and have you shake that. He's afraid someone will hurt his flutin' hand.

 

[nitewulf]

no i havent, but i'd love to.