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Escape Goat
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88 miles per hour!!!!!!
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Amakusa
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:lol I've had a dog bite me on the leg before, I kicked the shit out of him wearing steel toe boots. It wasn't a rib shot, but I got him under his back legs flipping the little shit over three times. The ass of an owner tryed to call the cops, I gave him the bird and spit on his now scared shitless dog. Sould of had the little fucker on a leash.
UtadaBarkley
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Amakusa said:
I'm not with abusing animals, but I feel ya... sometime sit's just a split second reaction. I had a friend that beat the shit out of a chow after it attacked him/bit him, the owner said he was going to press charges, but that's not the first time that this dog has been out of control. I probably would have done the same thing, and go after the stupid ass owner.
Amakusa
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JeffDowns said:
I would never bite a dog, something tells me it would leave a bad taste in my mouth
But I would kick the beefy treats out of a dog that bit me, or punch him. How would I look letting somethings strange dog run up and bite me, and all I do is say ouch... that hurt. GIVE HIM THE BOOT (steel toes work well)
The Interrobanger
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Old, but still funny.
Amakusa
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flsh said:
What are you... a sissy?
If a guy comes up and bites you on the leg, are you going to chew him out with words to make me feel bad? Hell no, you'd beat the bloody piss out him! If a dog bites a lion on the leg, do you think the lion is going to roar at that dog? NO! Thats a die dog! If a dog bites me on the leg again, GIVE HIM THE BOOT!
Amakusa said:What are you... a sissy?
If a guy comes up and bites you on the leg, are you going to chew him out with words to make me feel bad? Hell no, you'd beat the bloody piss out him! If a dog bites a lion on the leg, do you think the lion is going to roar at that dog? NO! Thats a die dog! If a dog bites me on the leg again, GIVE HIM THE BOOT!
I'm not a sissy, I'm just not a moron and can understand the fact that a dog is not to be blamed for doing that, but it's owners. There is a big difference between a person doing that and an animel.
And believe me, I know more than you probably ever will know about being attacked by a dog.
Yeah but thats a guy not a Dog....a Dog is different animals are different......I once had to kick a dog as it it was charging towards my toddler neice and my mother but it wasn't something Id do if bitten , I had little choice plus I was scared..Amakusa said:What are you... a sissy?
If a guy comes up and bites you on the leg, are you going to chew him out with words to make me feel bad? Hell no, you'd beat the bloody piss out him! If a dog bites a lion on the leg, do you think the lion is going to roar at that dog? NO! Thats a die dog! If a dog bites me on the leg again, GIVE HIM THE BOOT!
Yeah seriously. It's more along the lines of a retarded guy attacking you. Would you beat the hell out of him, too? Or just subdue him and get him the hell off of you? A damn dog doesn't know any better. You really overreacted, and then if you actually gave the guy the finger and spit on the dog you're just a dick.Amakusa said:What are you... a sissy?
If a guy comes up and bites you on the leg, are you going to chew him out with words to make me feel bad? Hell no, you'd beat the bloody piss out him! If a dog bites a lion on the leg, do you think the lion is going to roar at that dog? NO! Thats a die dog! If a dog bites me on the leg again, GIVE HIM THE BOOT!
Are you guys serious? If a dog bit me, I'd do everything within my means to kill it right there. If its stupid owner threatened to press charges, I'd do exactly the same. Knife, baseball bat, whatever. You're right, a dog isn't a person and isn't as responsible for its action. That means you can't reason with it. Once it's going around biting people, it's no longer able to exist in our society. A little kid could be next. Bite = Dead Dog
Amakusa
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Ryck said:
Well I wouldn't pet the fucker after I was bitten, would I?
I'll explain alittle more, if Rainbow bear caught another carebear giving a BJ in the cloud car, he'd beat the piss out of the other carebears. Take notice of the stick in hand
If Captain America found a girl teaching a boy how to act like a sissy, he would kill them both.
And I think if you'd bitten by a dog, that dog sould get kicked... HARD.
Escape Goat
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ChrisReid said:
I hope you never get a pet
The dog can be taken from the person who took "care" of him. A misbehaving dog will change if you treat him better (Again, from experience).
Another thing that can be done is putting a leash on the dog. If someone refuses than simply make sure to get the dog to another person, who can actully take care of that dog (unless you don't care, in which case your comment about "a kid being next" is irrelevant...)
Another thing that can be done is putting a leash on the dog. If someone refuses than simply make sure to get the dog to another person, who can actully take care of that dog (unless you don't care, in which case your comment about "a kid being next" is irrelevant...)
I understand the heat of the moment action....but I dunno its a small stupid creature...and I HAVE been bitten by a dog, I was walking my American Eskimo when out of no where a Lab came running growling towards my dog, he snapped at him and I (intinctivly I guess) fell to the ground with my arms around my dog and made a shield around him and got bitten about 5 times before the owner came out and stopped him.Amakusa said:
ScientificNinja
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Feh. I love dogs and I have one of my own, but I show no mercy to idiots who can't control their pets. Years ago (when they were big) I was rollerblading down the street near my house when this ugly little furball of a mutt came chasing after me. He snapped at me a few times and somehow got caught on the boot, so he was kind of being dragged along but still struggling and wriggling around like a fish that's just been caught. The owner was a middle-aged fat lady with curly brown hair - she started giving chase and screaming abuse at me to stop hurting her dog and to give it back - so I stopped, picked up the dog and drop-kicked the little fucker in her general direction. Damn that felt good.
Amakusa said:
Calling a dog shelter takes a minute and giving it to them takes an hour. There's a good chance he will fing a loving home and will change for the better. If not... If it makes your sick mind feel any better, they will put him to sleep if no one wants him.
How would you have felt if when you were little, whenever you did something wrong your father would kick the shit out of you?
flsh said:
WTF? If some random dog on the street started biting me you can bet your motherfucking ass I would kick it away from me. I wouldn't start beating on him on anything, just a kick make it stop.
I'm a dog owner and I love my fox terrier, but you can't be nice to dogs that have the intent of biting you.
I hope you weren't serious about the kick thing. You actually think it's okey to hit a little kid?!
And you know what will be even better than a kick if you don't want to waste time? not kicking at all! Just yell at the stupid owner of the dog and get away (Something you can do at the same time - again it saves you even one second!)
Violence will only make the poor dog even more dangerous. Infact, it's people like you that make violent dogs violent. I hope you will have neither pets nor kids after hearing you opinion of the matter.
Edit: Well Jett, I hope you don't get a dog too. What will you do when a little child attacks you? They too don't know better at that age and can be changed if dealt properly. Will you hit them too? Don't tell me little childs and dogs are different, because it's the same thing.
Edited after your edit: Well, as a dog owner you should know dogs are wonderful beings and can be good. A dog mimics what is seen by him, and if that's violence he will get violent.
And you know what will be even better than a kick if you don't want to waste time? not kicking at all! Just yell at the stupid owner of the dog and get away (Something you can do at the same time - again it saves you even one second!)
Violence will only make the poor dog even more dangerous. Infact, it's people like you that make violent dogs violent. I hope you will have neither pets nor kids after hearing you opinion of the matter.
Edit: Well Jett, I hope you don't get a dog too. What will you do when a little child attacks you? They too don't know better at that age and can be changed if dealt properly. Will you hit them too? Don't tell me little childs and dogs are different, because it's the same thing.
Edited after your edit: Well, as a dog owner you should know dogs are wonderful beings and can be good. A dog mimics what is seen by him, and if that's violence he will get violent.
Amakusa
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flsh said:
I would laugh fish, while you're getting attacked by a dog. Tell me, what if the dog keeps on bitting, you try to run he comes after you.. pounces you.. trys to bite at your neck. The owner can't get the dog off, he smells the fear coming from you fish... he smells the fishy fear and wants to taste your bloody. I'd laugh at you and then run over kicking the piss out of the damn mutt with a megaton kick. You don't understand how a dogs mind works.. let me explain. I'm not saying all dogs are like this, I'm just explaining something you may or may not understand. Just say you're taking a walk, you see a stray dog sniffing at the ground. Ok.. you do the right thing, he try and walk across the street keep away from the dog. Thats a sign of submission, maybe not to you.. but to the dog it is. The dog growls and barks, he steps forward. What do you do? You start to back up.. once again.. thats a sign of submission. He the dogs runs over and bites at you, ouch.. pain it hurts.. to bad. Now here comes good old me, taking a walk as well. The dog is sniffing at the ground and is in my walking path, the dog lifts its head looking over at, I'm still walking. The dog runs at me (POW!) BOOTED! The end of my rant that may or may not make any sense.
Like I said, I know more about being attacked by a dog than you probabaly ever will. I WAS attacked by a dog. Infact, I spend the entire day at the hospital and had to be checked for a few weeks to see if I'm alright. I have scars on my arms and back and it affected me emotionally. You know what I do when I see a stray dog? I look the other way as if I never noticed him and use a different road, even if it means using a much longer road.
I will never hit a dog. My father took the dog that attacked me (That was my brother's, no less) and put him on a short leash for the entire week he was in our house. He didn't attack the dog because he knew doing so will make the dog more violent. You know what happend? The dog is a great pet (Well, was. He's a German Shepherd and it happend years ago and he has diseases now
poor thing).
Oh and another thing. After being attacked by the dog you need to talk to the owner to make sure the dog is immuned for diseases. I would go to the doctor if I were you.
I will never hit a dog. My father took the dog that attacked me (That was my brother's, no less) and put him on a short leash for the entire week he was in our house. He didn't attack the dog because he knew doing so will make the dog more violent. You know what happend? The dog is a great pet (Well, was. He's a German Shepherd and it happend years ago and he has diseases now
poor thing).Oh and another thing. After being attacked by the dog you need to talk to the owner to make sure the dog is immuned for diseases. I would go to the doctor if I were you.
Kabuki Waq
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If i dog bit me i would definateley kick it until it stopped trying to bite me.
Amakusa
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flsh said:Like I said, I know more about being attacked by a dog than you probabaly ever will. I WAS attacked by a dog. Infact, I spend the entire day at the hospital and had to be checked for a few weeks to see if I'm alright. I have scars on my arms and back and it affected me emotionally. You know what I do when I see a stray dog? I look the other way as if I never noticed him and use a different road, even if it means using a much longer road.
I will never hit a dog. My father took the dog that attacked me (That was my brother's, no less) and put him on a short leash for the entire week he was in our house. He didn't attack the dog because he knew doing so will make the dog more violent. You know what happend? The dog is a great pet (Well, was. He's a German Shepherd and it happend years ago and he has diseases now
Oh and another thing. After being attacked by the dog you need to talk to the owner to make sure the dog is immuned for diseases. I would go to the doctor if I were you.
All the pain you went through just because you didn't kick the dog.... you know you want to... just one kick.. you'll feel great afterwards. Come on.. all your friends do it..
I don't work for PETA (Nor do I know what it is). And I wouldn't have been abled to kick him, it happed on my 10th birthday.
And here is something some of you don't understand: I don't mean let it bite you. I said you have to be sick to keep attacking it after it let go (How you made it let go so another thing, as long as it's not cruel). I wouldn't hurt an animel after it's off of me.
Calling me sick because I don't like seeing people and animels get hurt is just dumb.
And here is something some of you don't understand: I don't mean let it bite you. I said you have to be sick to keep attacking it after it let go (How you made it let go so another thing, as long as it's not cruel). I wouldn't hurt an animel after it's off of me.
Calling me sick because I don't like seeing people and animels get hurt is just dumb.
Amakusa, 2 things.
If the dog was in the process or in the act of biting you, then I would have done the same.
If it was a small dog, and you kicked it after it bit you with it's little teeth, I as the owner would have fucked you up real good. No cops, no animal control, just a good old-fashioned haymaker to your mouth.
If the dog was in the process or in the act of biting you, then I would have done the same.
If it was a small dog, and you kicked it after it bit you with it's little teeth, I as the owner would have fucked you up real good. No cops, no animal control, just a good old-fashioned haymaker to your mouth.
flsh said:
How am I supposed to let it go? Whisper sweet nothings in its ears? It deserves all the cruelty it gets because it was being cruel at that point in time. And please don't give me that shit about it being the owners fault and not the dog; A deranged fellow is stabbing you wildly in a dark alley. You have a gun in your pocket. What do you do?
A. Whip out your gun and shoot him in the leg.
B. Try to shake him off without being cruel. Touch him affectionately and tell him you understand the society made him what he is.
I LOVE animals(I have two beautiful dogs) but don't expect me to be sympathetic to a dog that bites.
ScientificNinja
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Fucking oath - are you dog attack apologists insane? Sure, I've been attacked by dogs before and dogs in general don't scare me. But there are a few simple things I always keep in mind: first, as a legal citizen, I have a fundamental right to not be attacked by another member of the community, much less a dog. Second, dogs and animals in general don't have the same rights as people. Yes, it's cruel, but it's true - our society values human life above all others.
If your dog so much as touches me, I don't give a fuck how little or how blunt you think its teeth are - I'm am going to fuck your dog up, and I'll be able to claim self defence. And if you want to try to take a shot at me for fucking up your dog, don't expect me to just take it on the chin.
The alternative is that I do nothing to retaliate to your dog, and I fuck YOU up IN COURT. Much more expensive, I can assure you of that.
If your dog so much as touches me, I don't give a fuck how little or how blunt you think its teeth are - I'm am going to fuck your dog up, and I'll be able to claim self defence. And if you want to try to take a shot at me for fucking up your dog, don't expect me to just take it on the chin.
The alternative is that I do nothing to retaliate to your dog, and I fuck YOU up IN COURT. Much more expensive, I can assure you of that.
Sly, you want a real answer? I won't pull the trigger. But not because I care about the person attacking me (It's a life or death case unlike a dog... in this case I will probably want the person to suffer), it's because I'll be too scared. Unlike many people, I don't think I can deal with something like that. Unless you went through training, I bet you would, too.
BTW, What does it matter what the law says? It's a living thing. It has the right to live and I find it sad to see people willing to kill\make a dog suffer just because he isn't their's. You need to kick the dog to make it leave? Fine (Like I said before, not too cruel. You understanding it by telling him to stop is idiotic), but stop after he isn't biting you. If you keep kicking you're just torchering an animel.
BTW, What does it matter what the law says? It's a living thing. It has the right to live and I find it sad to see people willing to kill\make a dog suffer just because he isn't their's. You need to kick the dog to make it leave? Fine (Like I said before, not too cruel. You understanding it by telling him to stop is idiotic), but stop after he isn't biting you. If you keep kicking you're just torchering an animel.
ScientificNinja
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miyuru said:
Dumbass? My friend, that's not what I was saying at all. Of course it will be looked into, but a genuine claim of self defence will, broadly speaking, get you off the hook.
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