• Hey Guest. Check out your NeoGAF Wrapped 2025 results here!

He-Man vs Liono

Status
Not open for further replies.
7he9.jpg



vs


LIONO3.JPG
 
He-Man by a mile, unless Lion-O is allowed help from Panthro and company, and even then, He-Man by a mile. :)

And don't forget 8/9/05:
B0009IW8AI.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
 
They both have nice bodies.. but i'm not really into the beastiality thing.
 
80s He-Man is weaksauce by comparison, so Lion-O would ruin his shit real quick-like.

Now crazy new millennium He-Man...he'd fuck Lion-O up pretty bad, much to my chagrin. :(
 
Lion-O doesn't spend half of his time dressed up like a weird, faggy, barbarian fop....

Nor does he have bangs (perfect bangs).


Liono wins.
 
Sapienshomo said:
Lion-O doesn't spend half of his time dressed up like a weird, faggy, barbarian fop....

Nor does he have bangs (perfect bangs).


Liono wins.


Yea.. and he doesn't have helmet head all the time. Liono gets hoes, he has a waaaay better pad than He-Man, and Liono doesn't play around, he's serious. (oh yea and he has black friends<panthro>, that makes him cool)
 
It would be a stalemate, and then they would realize that they must work together to defeat Skeletor and Mumm-Ra, and in the process realize that teamwork is the true power.
 
I was just reminded of an episode of Robot Chicken where Michael Moore was interviewing old 80's cartoon stars and they had spots with both He-Man (as a mall security gaurd) and Lion-O (as a redneck trailer trash).

Funniest part was when they showed Snarf getting snatched up by an asian cook off the street.
 
Thundercats is completely unwatchable, it hasnt aged well at all. He-Man wins. Plus his theme is about 1000 times better, thanks for reminding me. :)
 
hehe, I'm the opposite, 80's he-man had definately not aged well, especially when compared to the most recent incarnation that I assume was cancelled since it hasn't been on TV for a while now.
 
Sapienshomo said:
Lion-O doesn't spend half of his time dressed up like a weird, faggy, barbarian fop....

Nor does he have bangs (perfect bangs).


Liono wins.

No, Liono just has bad mascara and that cheap spray on orange tan.
 
"I HAVE THE POWER!" still is what I remember most about He-Man, but damn, I never noticed that he sounds like a complete tool.

Thundercats theme still fucking rocks.

Thundercats!

Thundercats are on the move
Thundercats are loose

Feel the magic, fear the roar
Thundercats are loose

Thunder Thunder Thunder Thundercats!
Thunder Thunder Thunder Thundercats!
Thunder Thunder Thunder Thundercats!
Thunder Thunder Thunder Thundercats!

Thundercats!
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Top Bottom