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[Triumph]

Jesus tittyfucking Christ. Why am I a slave to the sweet, sweet hops and barley? Just staggered back in from a night that in all rights should have been spent at home preparing for a move. Ah fuck it, those beers had my name on 'em. I HAD to consume them.... right? RIGHT???

 

[Dujour]

I want to know when you're bed-ridden and covered with maggots. Won't be much of an improvement, but hey.

 

[Mandark]

Goodnight everybody!

 

[EviLore]

Triumph, I'm going to open this thread for a sec to suggest a change of pace in life. If what you've been saying on the forum recently is accurate, you really might want to pull yourself together.

Now, you may not want to be a corporate drone, a slave to the system, or whatever; neither do I. But drowning yourself in alcohol this frequently is going to lead to some shitty consequences that you might not want to face later in life. If life absolutely sucks, then change it. Do what you have to do to make a lasting improvement. I've just seen too many middle-age people that are wasted husks with no one and nothing.

Or maybe you're fine, probably exaggerating your circumstances for some forum entertainment, and I'm on a high horse out of some level of arrogance...that may be true. Even so, I think this warrants discussing.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

IB...

 

[Mike Works]

IB...

Stop fucking perpetuating these shitty fucking acronyms.

I'm just banning the next person who says IBL or IBTN or IAWTP. No warning. In any thread.

 

[Triumph]

Actually, I hadn't drank seriously(more than a beer or two) in weeks. I am in the process of changing my life(hopefully for the better) and moving out of the patterns that I have identified as detrimental towards my health(physical, mental, and emotional) towards something else.

The problem is that I have a tidy amount of debt amassed. I wouldn't feel right without taking the job that I REALLY want(and could get!), that is National Park Ranger, until I have paid down said debt. If I'm really making positive choices, then I will pay off my debt before I get to wander around in nature for a living(bliss, if you ask me).

So yeah. Sorry to give the impression that I'm a raging alcoholic(I've downgraded to drunk status, and hopefully just social drinker soon), but even if I was, well I've got the genes for it! Don't deny me the only thing I'm genetically pre-disposed to be good at, sir.

 

[etiolate]

You should be a Park Ranger and feed the bears picnic baskets of frosty beers.

 

[Scrow]

I'm just banning the next person who says IBL or IBTN or IAWTP. No warning. In any thread.

If it's going to be a bannable action, put it in the "Terms of Service" AND let everyone know it has been amended

You think people are going to appreciate being banned for something that (till now) was not in breach of the "Terms of Service"?

Unless of course you were been sarcastic... something I'm terrible at detecting on the Internet.

edit: and I had no idea that Dr. Phil came to these forums under the alias EviLore ;P

 

[keeblerdrow]

Played 3-man last night. I made a girl puke by making her laugh really hard in the middle of it. Time for class now.

 

[SyNapSe]

Good luck with the move down to moderate drunk, triumph!

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Why do 50% of the people on the boards have GTA:SA tags? Did I miss some kind of joke thread? Or is this just Bishops' random work?

 

[Cool]

Why do people get drunk and go to forums?

Like, I don't drink, but if I was drunk, I don't think I'd go on gaming-age.