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Heidi Klum engaded to...

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tedtropy

$50/hour, but no kissing on the lips and colors must be pre-separated
The gigs of pictures, the death threat letters, the obsessive masturbation? Does it all mean nothing to you, Heidi? NOTHING?! <runs into corner and cries>
 
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KiNeSiS

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What would seal want with that bodyless snow bun bun.
If I had half the money that Seal has stashed away, I'd have my goons find me a hotter regular woman.
 
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keiichi

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KiNeSiS said:
What would seal want with that bodyless snow bun bun.
If I had half the money that Seal has stashed away, I'd have my goons find me a hotter regular woman.
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I must not have had enough coffee but your post seems to imply that Heidi is not hot. Perhaps this is an attempt to instigate the posting pictures of Heidi. If this is so, I applaude you, if not. DIE.
 
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KiNeSiS

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Look, she has a pretty face but honestly I only saw those two pictures of her on the link.
I prefer girls with a body, there's nothing wrong with that.
If you can prove to me she has a body then let the photographs commence.
 
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keiichi

Member
KiNeSiS said:
I prefer girls with a body, there's nothing wrong with that.
If you can prove to me she has a body then let the photographs commence.
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Someboy take the challenge!! I really wish I wasn't at work now :/
 
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tedtropy

$50/hour, but no kissing on the lips and colors must be pre-separated
KiNeSiS said:
Look, she has a pretty face but honestly I only saw those two pictures of her on the link.
I prefer girls with a body, there's nothing wrong with that.
If you can prove to me she has a body then let the photographs commence.
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Yeah, you're right. Throw her back I say!

EDIT: Oh yeah baby, that's one sexy hotlink-prevention graphic. Meh, I don't have all my 'resources' at work.
 
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DaCocoBrova

Finally bought a new PSP, but then pushed the demon onto someone else. Jesus.
What would seal want with that bodyless snow bun bun.
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Sounds like something I'd say... Where are you from? You call white chicks 'Snow Bunnies' too? :lol

She has a rack and a pretty face.

I don't know why this is even news. Is it because he's Black? Or the bad complexion?
 
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AlphaSnake

...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack
DaCocoBrova said:
Sounds like something I'd say... Where are you from? You call white chicks 'Snow Bunnies' too? :lol

She has a rack and a pretty face.

I don't know why this is even news. Is it because he's Black? Or the bad complexion?
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Or, uhh...maybe cause they're both celebrities?
 
All Hail C-Webb

All Hail C-Webb

Hailing from the Chill-Web
DaCocoBrova said:
Yeah, OK...
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He is ugly, she is fine. News like this brings hope to regular guys everywhere, that's why we're commenting on it.

Seal said:
There used to be a greying tower alone on the sea.
You became the light on the dark side of me.
Love remained a drug that's the high and not the pill.
But did you know,
That when it snows,
My eyes become large and
The light that you shine can be seen.
Baby,
I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey.
Ooh,
The more I get of you,
Stranger it feels, yeah.
And now that your rose is in bloom.
A light hits the gloom on the grave.
There is so much a man can tell you,
So much he can say.
You remain,
My power, my pleasure, my pain, baby
To me you're like a growing addiction that I can't deny.
Won't you tell me is that healthy, baby?
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This was also a hot song back in the day.
 
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bishoptl

Banstick Emeritus
The man can SING. Women go nuts for that. Add to that the fact that he's generally acknowledged as a pretty cool guy, why wouldn't a supermodel go for him? Hell, Paulina Porksskasdkfkinavinaisnansana married the lead singer from The Cars, and he looks like the world's tallest homeless guy.

edit: also he has his own cash, which means she's not worrying about him drying up her reserves. A plus in anybody's book.
 
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KiNeSiS

Banned
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Alright, Alright I eat my words....

But first I want to see a picture of the booty just to make sure.


To answer Mr Smiff N Wesson AKA Coco Brova

Born and Raised in Newark,NJ
Current rest stop Allentown,PA
in a few months moving To Brooklyn,NY

Brooklyn where we Live At!!!!
 
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raYne

Member
bishoptl said:
...also he has his own cash, which means she's not worrying about him drying up her reserves. A plus in anybody's book.
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Reason #1 why celebrities usually end up with other celebrities... which is a shame cause I'd take half their money in the settlement....

Wait... I mean I don't want your money, I love you for you... *rips up prenuptial agreement*
 
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Agent Icebeezy

Welcome beautful toddler, Madison Elizabeth, to the horde!
He must be laying pipe good. I mean, I understand that he is a celeb, but he's an honest to goodness ugly as fuck celeb. It's not like they don't have money too. Props regardless
 
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aoi tsuki

Member
Ill Saint said:
She's been with him for ages... I thought she was also having his baby?
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That was her previous husband, Ric something or another.

But oh what a difference a forum can make. As GAF continues it's descent, i propose a new name, with "light" and "dark" differentiating between forums. "All under heaven"... with EA being "heaven".
 
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Teddman

Member
Klum just had a baby and Seal's taking over for the baby-daddy.
http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/16072004.htm
Heidi Klum desperate to have a baby with Seal
November 30, 2004, 12:52:42
Heidi Klum

Supermodel Heidi Klum has confessed she is desperate to have a baby with her singer boyfriend Seal.

The 31-year-old has been dating the star since she split from her seven-month old daughter's father, Italian Formula One tycoon Flavio Briatore, while she was still pregnant.

But while Seal has been happy playing father to baby Leni, the smitten pair, who live together, are reportedly desperate to have their own child together - and have told friends they want to start a family as soon as possible.
Heidi, who has just signed a two-year deal to advertise burger giant McDonald's, is said to be overwhelmed by Seal's fatherly abilities.

A source close to the blonde beauty said of the 41-year-old star - real name Sealhenry Samuel: "Seal is just so incredibly nice. He would make a wonderful father."
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AlphaSnake

...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack
I find it ironic that Klum signed a deal with a fast food company. Food...supermodel...does. not. compute.
 
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