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[cryptoadam]

Yes. He was charging the same price for straight sex...as he was for a
Turkish Snow Cone.

Oh, yes. He was also charging the same price for a Belgian Steamer...as he was for a Portuguese Breakfast.

Do you really think he was the gigolo with the most below?

 

[off duty ninja]

Yes. He was charging the same price for straight sex...as he was for a
Turkish Snow Cone.

Oh, yes. He was also charging the same price for a Belgian Steamer...as he was for a Portuguese Breakfast.

Do you really think he was the gigolo with the most below?

What is the difference between a Belgian and a Cleveland Steamer?

Asking for a friend

 

[cryptoadam]

What is the difference between a Belgian and a Cleveland Steamer?

Asking for a friend

5$

 

[belmarduk]

Yes. He was charging the same price for straight sex...as he was for a
Turkish Snow Cone.

Oh, yes. He was also charging the same price for a Belgian Steamer...as he was for a Portuguese Breakfast.

Do you really think he was the gigolo with the most below?

I had breakfast in Lisbon once and it was amazing. They make the best pastries I've ever seen... especially one called pastel de nata, which is an egg custard covered in cinnamon. Portuguese breakfast is truly outstanding!

 

[JBat]

It's $5 to touch it while I touch my toes, $6 to touch it while I touch your toes, $10 for a bj, $12 for a hj, $15 for a zj

 

[Constant Flux]

I had breakfast in Lisbon once and it was amazing. They make the best pastries I've ever seen... especially one called pastel de nata, which is an egg custard covered in cinnamon. Portuguese breakfast is truly outstanding!

Don't you try to bullshit me with your lies!

 

[triplestation]

Best Batman soundtrack

 

[Phunkydiabetic]

I thought this was going to be about the condiment version of the weiner mobile.

 

[Rest]

What is the difference between a Belgian and a Cleveland Steamer?

Asking for a friend

I bet you don't even know what a Chili Rainbow is.

 

[Gargus]

Is that where a girl gives you a blowjob with a mouth full of ketchup?

 

[keraj37]

Heinz Hummer? The guy who invented hummer cars and mayo?

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[Papa]

I had breakfast in Lisbon once and it was amazing. They make the best pastries I've ever seen... especially one called pastel de nata, which is an egg custard covered in cinnamon. Portuguese breakfast is truly outstanding!

Did you go to the original and the best?

Pastéis de Belém®

O sabor da tradição

pasteisdebelem.pt

 

[belmarduk]

I did! It was very busy of course so I got my pastries to go. The nearby castle was a bit underwhelming but wow... the cathedral was stunning.

My avatar is of a castle in Sintra, which is a short train ride from Lisbon. I chose it because it was the only non-pornographic image I had on the hard drive.

 

[Xaero Gravity]

Male Gigolo > European Gigolo