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Or is it just one of Phil's balls in my throat?
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You can't change your plane's pronouns?
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You can't change your plane's pronouns?
Not sure if you could actually type. This is the first step to recovery. You could join Senua on her journey.Those aren’t hellblade threads.
2,073 now.Not even 2k peak players, what the fuck
Oh I'm not knocking you at all. I appreciate your hard work on GAF!
Maybe he's just a fan.No idea:
Take it as a sign of manly bravery.
2,073 now.
It'll go a bit higher by the end of the day, probably around 10k.
Lighting torches for 1 hour. Jfc. And I love these kind of games but this all so brainless.
And there he is with the predictable 10. As I said last week, they will all come out with the hyperbole . There is a reason people like this are given pre release codes. I wish more fellow Xbox fans would see through these sell outs. Onto that showcase hype next . All of them complicit in where Xbox is.
I absolutely loved stuff like Scorn but that actually has Myst-like puzzles and some of them were kind of tough.Yeah, peak time is usually between 1900 and 2000 UTC.
Yeah.....doesn't sound great. First forty minutes just using the left thumbstick doesn't excite me either. I'll probably check it out just to see how it runs on my PC
I’m surprised it has that much. Everything about the game screams save money and try on gamepass.Not even 2k peak players, what the fuck
Yeah... Ain't no way this is gonna make back the money it cost to make. RIP Ninja Theory. I was hoping and would've loved something with the gameplay and variety of Enslaved for Hellblade 2 but I think the gameplay focused era of Ninja Theory is well and truly over.Time to shut down another studio.
I absolutely loved stuff like Scorn but that actually has Myst-like puzzles and some of them were kind of tough.
This is too on rails. It’s a shame since it looks very expensive. I’ll for sure try it if they release it on PS5 because it looks very dark and that’s a win in my book.
I've never been impressed with Ninja Theory either and can't understand the hype they get. I remember the Enslaved demo having the worst input lag of any game I've ever experienced. I was amazed they were employed by Capcom to make a DMC game. That turned out to be the only game in the series that was 30fps while still somehow looking worse than DMC4.I'll also throw this in here : Ninja Theory has a always been an absolutely mediocre company and the epitome of what's considered "movie games".
Heavenly sword was an uber-mediocre GOW wannabe riddled with terrible picture quality, tearing, aliasing and slowdowns with barely any real gameplay, Enslaved was even worse gameplay-wise (but more technically competent), Hellblade...was what it was, a nice, 6-7 hours linear "experience" with barely any gameplay in it, Bleeding edge was super mediocre and flopped hard and DmC, while being their best game, it managed to do so under the guidance of Capcom and still, it's one of the weaker DMC's.
No need to mention games like Fightback and Kung Fu chaos...
I never understood the hype behind this company and how they managed to stay alive all these years, it's the most mediocre company out of all mediocre companies out there - and this, has got nothing to do with MS or Xbox, they just don't have any real talent as devs and the only thing they can be praised of is that most of their "games" have some good tech behind them (motion capture/facial animations etc).
I'll be playing this but I'm not expecting absolutely anything besides being a nice-ish 6 hours distraction.
Perfect example of a lowest tier type gaffer.No idea:
Enslaved is probably the only game in my entire life I had to drop because how ugly it was, it is hideous in a gen of hideous games (PS3)I've never been impressed with Ninja Theory either and can't understand the hype they get. I remember the Enslaved demo having the worst input lag of any game I've ever experienced. I was amazed they were employed by Capcom to make a DMC game. That turned out to be the only game in the series that was 30fps while still somehow looking worse than DMC4.
Mattyp actually made that comparison in his video, and it probably holds water for me tbh.It's interesting to me that games like A Plague Tale 1&2 are incredibly similar to Hellblade 2. They're both cinematic story driven games, walking simulators, great visuals, female protagonist, etc. The biggest differences is that A Plague Tale is twice the length, better puzzle design, and is far more creative with it's gameplay, emphasizing stealth. Yet all these games have almost identical MC scores.
Who the fuck is this guy?
They really give keys to a guy that made a meme bs song?
Deeply emotional?
You can. Play in ultrawide.You can’t disable the black bars on PC? That’s idiotic.
Btw do you guys know that Klobrille means toiilet seat in german? Pretty interesting.Deeply emotional?
they’re like a hydra too, even after one finally gets permabanned for the BS they post another 2 pop upYou know, it'd be pretty funny if it wasn't for the fact that some people are so transparent and predictable to the point of being actually sad.
Watch now how the same people that screamed "Sad dad of war", "The Soony 3rd person template LOL", "Usual 3rd person movie-games", "TLOU is a brick throwing simulator" and how Death Stranding was a "boring walking sim slog" are going to sing a 5-6 hours "press Up on the analogue stick for awesome" praises and what a masterpiece it is...
I know that brand zealots are trying to hang from whatever it's thrown to them and desperately need a "win" against the bad evil Sony empire but this is just sad, imagine giving this a 10/10, there's just no credibility with most of these "journalists" anymore.
I'll also throw this in here : Ninja Theory has a always been an absolutely mediocre company and the epitome of what's considered "movie games".
Heavenly sword was an uber-mediocre GOW wannabe riddled with terrible picture quality, tearing, aliasing and slowdowns with barely any real gameplay, Enslaved was even worse gameplay-wise (but more technically competent), Hellblade...was what it was, a nice, 6-7 hours linear "experience" with barely any gameplay in it, Bleeding edge was super mediocre and flopped hard and DmC, while being their best game, it managed to do so under the guidance of Capcom and still, it's one of the weaker DMC's.
No need to mention games like Fightback and Kung Fu chaos...
I never understood the hype behind this company and how they managed to stay alive all these years, it's the most mediocre company out of all mediocre companies out there - and this, has got nothing to do with MS or Xbox, they just don't have any real talent as devs and the only thing they can be praised of is that most of their "games" have some good tech behind them (motion capture/facial animations etc).
I'll be playing this but I'm not expecting absolutely anything besides being a nice-ish 6 hours distraction.
Also...game barely cracks 5 hours and he, per his recording software, literally did not do anything but hold Up and slow walk forward for over 40 minutes.
In a 5 hour game. What in the fuck are devs like this thinking!?
Every time I skip randomly in a video like this I see slow walking.
Whats more interesting is that he came up with the name cause he couldnt aim at the toilet. True story.Btw do you guys know that Klobrille means toiilet seat in german? Pretty interesting.
mind-numbing combat
Are the graphics actual game graphics, or is it lazy dev FMV trash?
You know, it'd be pretty funny if it wasn't for the fact that some people are so transparent and predictable to the point of being actually sad.
Watch now how the same people that screamed "Sad dad of war", "The Soony 3rd person template LOL", "Usual 3rd person movie-games", "TLOU is a brick throwing simulator" and how Death Stranding was a "boring walking sim slog" are going to sing a 5-6 hours "press Up on the analogue stick for awesome" praises and what a masterpiece it is...
I know that brand zealots are trying to hang from whatever it's thrown to them and desperately need a "win" against the bad evil Sony empire but this is just sad, imagine giving this a 10/10, there's just no credibility with most of these "journalists" anymore.
I'll also throw this in here : Ninja Theory has a always been an absolutely mediocre company and the epitome of what's considered "movie games".
Heavenly sword was an uber-mediocre GOW wannabe riddled with terrible picture quality, tearing, aliasing and slowdowns with barely any real gameplay, Enslaved was even worse gameplay-wise (but more technically competent), Hellblade...was what it was, a nice, 6-7 hours linear "experience" with barely any gameplay in it, Bleeding edge was super mediocre and flopped hard and DmC, while being their best game, it managed to do so under the guidance of Capcom and still, it's one of the weaker DMC's.
No need to mention games like Fightback and Kung Fu chaos...
I never understood the hype behind this company and how they managed to stay alive all these years, it's the most mediocre company out of all mediocre companies out there - and this, has got nothing to do with MS or Xbox, they just don't have any real talent as devs and the only thing they can be praised of is that most of their "games" have some good tech behind them (motion capture/facial animations etc).
I'll be playing this but I'm not expecting absolutely anything besides being a nice-ish 6 hours distraction.
Flop
Yep, great scores. Based on estimates, an average run can take 8~ hours and a completion run around ~12 hours. Sounds about the same as the first one.
How long is Senua's Saga Hellblade 2?
You can easily get through Hellblade 2 in a weekendwww.gamesradar.com
That does require an ultra wide monitor? Yes or yes?You can. Play in ultrawide.