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[The Take Out Bandit]

God damn it, I've got this 50lb. fly buzzing through my house like a B-52 and all the spiders are in the bathroom and bedroom. WTF? I haven't opened any windows in here to let the fucker in, act of evil otherwordly powers?

I would just kill it, but I don't want to deal with 30 gallons of big fat fucking retarded fly guts blowing all over my stuff like insect bukkake.

SPIDERS, COME TO MEEEEEE!

 

[Boogie9IGN]

Get bit by it.

You have the opportunity to become...FLY MAN!

 

[demi]

eat it, that way you'll be full and won't have to complain about not being able to afford food

 

[BuddyC]

eat it, that way you'll be full and won't have to complain about not being able to afford food

Stop trolling every one of Take Out Bandit's threads with this tripe.

 

[miyuru]

eat it, that way you'll be full and won't have to complain about not being able to afford food

:lol I swear this guy's like the 2nd or 3rd post on every thread.

 

[Rorschach]

We need visuals. Pix or artist rendering, plz.

 

[demi]

Stop trolling every one of Take Out Bandit's threads with this tripe.

rofl

do i have to give explanation to my outlandish things by a certain date now?

:lol I swear this guy's like the 2nd or 3rd post on every thread.

they just jokes mang

ttob and i are cool

mr. moderator thinks otherwise



seriously what happened Buddy? You were all cool on Phantom Dust and now this

 

[BuddyC]

eat it, that way you'll be full and won't have to complain about not being able to afford food

Too bad you won't be able to afford it!

I await your ranting in IRC, TToB.

p.s. feel free to come over and play my games i'm just next door

Even the movies you watch are poor, TToB.

work at gamecrazy, get a job you bum

But it will get you to shut up about not finding a job.

What I see is you constantly poking fun at TToB's economic situation. If it's just playful jabs, then fine, no harm, no foul, sorry to rain on your parade. But, short of that second quote, it's pretty hard to tell you're just joking around.

 

[FoneBone]

Gotta love David Cronenberg.

 

[ElfoMan]

I use the vacuum for this kind of situations...

 

[demi]

What I see is you constantly poking fun at TToB's economic situation. If it's just playful jabs, then fine, no harm, no foul, sorry to rain on your parade. But, short of that second quote, it's pretty hard to tell you're just joking around.

Yes, I am completely serious with everything thrown TToB's way. Because I'm serious.

Even TToB pokes fun, it's all cool. All he has to say is no demi no stop please dont hurt me stop stop please and I will stop. Maybe. THEY ALLLLlllllll l l ll l love it.

 

[Naked Snake]

insect bukkake

:lol

PS. Check PM.

 

[The Take Out Bandit]

ARGH!

There's two of them!

I captured one this morning and am keeping it confined until I locate a hungry spider.

Buddy: It's no problem. demi's demi, and we get on alright.

Besides, once I get fed up with standards of the bourgeois filth, false front political parties and "justice" systems predicated on lies, corruption, and embark on a Thomas Harris inspired serial killing spree, I'll be more than happy to add demi to the materials required to make my suburban dream suit.

It's becoming harder and harder to be a good man these days.

 

[Teddman]

You're feeding it to a spider? Why don't you just go stomp on some baby geese, you sadist?

I was going to say a good solution to not getting guts all over the place would be a clean "air shot" with a fly swatter. Swing hard enough and you can kill'em right out of mid-air. Batter up!

 

[The Take Out Bandit]

You're feeding it to a spider?

Sorry, I don't have an army of Ladybugs.

Flying shitbags - err. . . Canadian Geese do cheese me off, but not to that extent.