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Help: There's this girl I like at work....

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Meier

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haha this thread is classic GAF. Laughed out loud multiple times while reading the replies.. looking forward to the follow-up! :D
 

mas9055

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Mrbob

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Usually I don't care too much about these threads, but under the conditions the thread creator is still going after this chick I need to have an update in a couple weeks! :lol Usually after one or two warning signs you start to rethink things. This guy has like five and says fuck it to them all and is going for it. This is probably going to ruin your job situation forever but good luck!
 

kablooey

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:lol :lol :lol Ahhh, this thread is too good. :D Not like any of my advice is going to change your mind, so good luck! :lol
 

Brannon

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You know what happened when Anakin went after a girl he wasn't supposed to?

But instead of flesh, you're cutting your chances and burning your bridges. Do not do this.

Seriously.
 
ok, ok, ignoring all the advice aside, at least do this if you insist on asking her out:

Ask her dad FIRST if it is ok to date his daughter.

No one does that anymore, but it would give you about +10 in the dad's opinion of you regardless of previous talks.

And if he says yes, you got him on your side already to take on ex bf, but if he says no, then it saves you a whole buttload of trouble in the first place.
 

Stryder

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NintendosBooger said:
Guys, thanks for the advice. Really. I'm just going to pursue this thing and see where it leads me. I think the whole thing about dating the boss's daughter is cliche, along with all the nightmare stories associated with it. Who knows, she might learn to dislike me after a few get-togethers at lunch.
Godspeed my friend.
 

Tamanon

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Link648099 said:
ok, ok, ignoring all the advice aside, at least do this if you insist on asking her out:

Ask her dad FIRST if it is ok to date his daughter.

No one does that anymore, but it would give you about +10 in the dad's opinion of you regardless of previous talks.

And if he says yes, you got him on your side already to take on ex bf, but if he says no, then it saves you a whole buttload of trouble in the first place.

Holy crap, that's a good idea actually!
 
Just wanted to give an update to all the naysayers:

We had snack/lunch this afternoon, and it went very well. She was walking past my office, on her way to lunch, when I asked to join her. Glad I did, and we had a very good discussion going. We might go see Batman Returns together, since we talked about it.

Thanks for the advice, guys.


EDIT: I have a digi-cam so I'll be able to post pics soon as I take some pictures with her.
 

Willco

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Batman Returns looks awesome, but I think I'm either going to go see Lethal Weapon 3 or Sister Act with my girlfriend this weekend. I know they've been out for a bit, but - c'mon! - they look pretty good. I mean, it beats seeing Patriot Games (god that moving looks boring).

Oops, gotta go, Home Improvement is on!
 

Tazznum1

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NintendosBooger said:
Just wanted to give an update to all the naysayers:

We had snack/lunch this afternoon, and it went very well. She was walking past my office, on her way to lunch, when I asked to join her. Glad I did, and we had a very good discussion going. We might go see Batman Returns together, since we talked about it.

Thanks for the advice, guys.


EDIT: I have a digi-cam so I'll be able to post pics soon as I take some pictures with her.


Just take her in front of her dad already. Sheesh.
 

Amakusa

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The thing is this...

Her father and I are cool, almost too cool. You see we used to talk about the Coors girls during football season, and I used to explain to him what I'd do if I had the weekend with them and stuff. We talked about porn and penthouse. I revealed my ugly side to this guy and I don't think he'll be pleased to know that I show any interest in his daughter.

Thats some mad Cock blocking man, the samething happend to me but I worked at a Porn store and GF's dad comes up. I didn't know it was him, but he knew it was me. He asked me have every tryed any of this Porno stuff on my Girl friend, if I had one. I told him the truth, No she's to shy for this shit but I'm working into trying it out. Give me a week. Well now she has to sneak over to my place..
 
Amakusa said:
Thats some mad Cock blocking man, the samething happend to me but I worked at a Porn store and GF's dad comes up. I didn't know it was him, but he knew it was me. He asked me have every tryed any of this Porno stuff on my Girl friend, if I had one. I told him the truth, No she's to shy for this shit but I'm working into trying it out. Give me a week. Well now she has to sneak over to my place..



:lol :lol :lol


did he try to kill you?
 

Meier

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Amakusa said:
Thats some mad Cock blocking man, the samething happend to me but I worked at a Porn store and GF's dad comes up. I didn't know it was him, but he knew it was me. He asked me have every tryed any of this Porno stuff on my Girl friend, if I had one. I told him the truth, No she's to shy for this shit but I'm working into trying it out. Give me a week. Well now she has to sneak over to my place..

Holy shit that's hilarious! :lol :lol
 

GDGF

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Amakusa said:
Thats some mad Cock blocking man, the samething happend to me but I worked at a Porn store and GF's dad comes up. I didn't know it was him, but he knew it was me. He asked me have every tryed any of this Porno stuff on my Girl friend, if I had one. I told him the truth, No she's to shy for this shit but I'm working into trying it out. Give me a week. Well now she has to sneak over to my place..

:lol :lol

Holy shit dude, what's up!

I'm coming down to Columbus in one week. I thought that was you when I read the porn store bit.

(hijacking over)
 

Amakusa

Member
GDGF said:
:lol :lol

Holy shit dude, what's up!

I'm coming down to Columbus in one week. I thought that was you when I read the porn store bit.

(hijacking over)


GDGF WELCOME BACK DUDE! LONG TIME NO SEE MAN, CAN'T WAIT INTO YOU COME DOWN!

did he try to kill you?

No, he's a fucking pussy anyway. He doesn't like Pornstores because it makes him feel odd, I want to just tell him THAT FEELING IS CALLED BEING HORNY! I bet his wife wouldn't mind... poor thing, I can tell he's one of those who only fucks his wife once a year.
 

D-X

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The Shadow said:
Am I sick if I sported enormous wood at the idea of doing a girl in front of her dad?

If you're a teenager then no, at that age you sport enormous wood at the idea of just about anything.
 

whytemyke

Honorary Canadian.
Holy shit... this thread is awesome.

There better be more updates coming, too.

Or just go up to her dad and be like, "man, i had the best sex last night." then go itno graphic detail, obviously making him interested. Then be like, "yeah.. it was with your daughter" and run away screaming like a little girl.
 
For the love of god man.

A) Never date a co-worker, there's usually more bad than good
B) Her freaking dad works there too?

No good can come of this, none.

Friends, sure...

Date? NEVER!
 
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