If we were going to do a drinking game, it would have to be tailored to each player.
Some examples;
Kagete - Every time Kagete apologizes for something, you drink.
Alumnus - Every time Alumnus gets mad, you drink.
MrMister - Every threat of incoming loss, you drink.
Puppetyuber - Every bottle purchased, you drink.
Neki - Every time the word "Real Talk" is mentioned in Mumble you drink.
Loki_Demi - Every time the phrase "So stressing" is mentioned, you drink.
MoodyShuffle - Every time text is entered into Mumble instead of spoken words, you drink.
Thorin_Bei - Every time the word "Team Play" is mentioned you drink.
Procarbine - Every time Procarbine completes a failed gank, you drink.
NukeFDukem - Every time the phrase "EZ" is typed, you drink.
Sanjay - Every time a throw is performed, you drink.
Meeru - Every Disconnect, you drink, or whenever the phrase "Just go in" is mentioned, you drink.
Swagsurfin - Every time Swag trolls Alumnus successfully, you finish your drink.
Credit to late night Mumble.