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[Swag]

Fuck Anbokr and his 27 pound gain in 9 weeks

 

[IceMarker]

1. Get Garbagore
2. Play Balphagore
3. Forget how bad you are at Balphagore

 

[Ikuu]

Africa seems like the perfect place to go to put on weight.

 

[Swag]

Can't tell if you're being serious

 

[Haly]

Fuck Anbokr and his 27 pound gain in 9 weeks

Fatbokr.

 

[Shorty11857]

Anytime I play a game of matchmaking I keep being put into "Blind Ban" when we get the game it says "Mid Wars" we do 3 blind bans and then it's normal All Pick. Interesting bug, actually a fairly fun mode

 

[Anbokr]

Fuck Anbokr and his 27 pound gain in 9 weeks

Yo idk I'm just eating a SHIT TON and drinking 2 cups of milk in the morning and at night. Starting sprints to cut down the body fat % though. I think I need to take a week off or some shit though as I really fucked up my right ankle (I keep thinking it's healed and then I just smash it with high, weighted step ups or sprints and it's been getting worse and worse), and my body overall is really tired.

You probably just have an INSANE metabolism swag. Gotta shove more food down bro.

 

[Neki]

Swag with those first world problems. Can't get dat weight.

 

[Haly]

A lot of people can't get that weight.

For various reasons, such as not having enough food.

 

[Swag]

Jesus you guys are awful, I eat more food here then I do in Philly

Yo idk I'm just eating a SHIT TON and drinking 2 cups of milk in the morning and at night. Starting sprints to cut down the body fat % though. I think I need to take a week off or some shit though as I really fucked up my right ankle (I keep thinking it's healed and then I just smash it with high, weighted step ups or sprints and it's been getting worse and worse), and my body overall is really tired.

I just took a week off cause I've had the flu, girls that come to parties sick are the worst, was a bittersweet break from the gym. I also drink a gallon of milk a day, so I really don't know how it's not working. I must have the metabolism of a Kenyan runner.

 

[Neki]

Jesus you guys are awful, I eat more food here then I do in Philly

I just took a week off cause I've had the flu, girls that come to parties sick are the worst, was a bittersweet break from the gym. I also drink a gallon of milk a day, so I really don't know how it's not working. I must have the metabolism of a Kenyan runner.

just start doping like lance armstrong or usain bolt then

 

[Haly]

Hey hey, no doping allowed in IHs.

 

[Swag]

But really though wtf is in Neki's Avatar?

Female Transformer?

 

[Neki]

But really though wtf is in Neki's Avatar?

Female Transformer?

Get garburatored kid, you're garbage, that's whats in her hand.

I miss old HoN IHL though, DotA 2 IHL wasn't the same.

 

[Swag]

Get garburatored kid, you're garbage, that's whats in her hand.

I looked up your Dota 2 stats and I really don't know where to start, nice use of garburator though

 

[IceMarker]

Get garburatored kid, you're garbage, that's whats in her hand.

I miss old HoN IHL though, DotA 2 IHL wasn't the same.

Probably because my mad back then tied it all together.

 

[Swag]

Probably because my mad back then tied it all together.

This and FA abuse.

 

[Procarbine]

This and FA abuse.

I miss FA. Dota lacks a strong pushing ranged carry.

 

[IceMarker]

I miss FA. Dota lacks a strong pushing ranged carry.

I guess Medusa's Q would be your closest bet there...

 

[Procarbine]

I guess Medusa's Q would be your closest bet there...

What I miss more is her root and her ultimate. Not the split as much.

 

[Swag]

I miss FA. Dota lacks a strong pushing ranged carry.

Although probably not as good, Luna has her glaives?

Wish Valve would buy the rights to HoN and just port over some of the interesting heroes, Flux, Myrmidon, Empath, Chipper.

On second thought, it would be a terrible business decision for 4 heroes.

 

[Phandy]

I would go down on Maliken and Gabe together to get Gauntlet into Dota.

I also always kinda loved Maliken, Puppet Master and Accursed even though they weren't that good (maybe Scout too for jokes).

 

[Swag]

Accursed = Abbadon

He's just not in yet, or doesn't exist in Dota anymore. Gauntlet would be quite good, but only if they keep the hero theme the same, and not dotify it.

 

[Phandy]

Accursed = Abbadon

He's just not in yet, or doesn't exist in Dota anymore. Gauntlet would be quite good, but only if they keep the hero theme the same, and not dotify it.

Oh man, I hope Accursed does appear then. I thought he was pretty unique hero being a sort of heavy support/tank.

Having the El Guantalete luchadore skin too would be the greatest thing in history.

 

[Archie]

Only HoN hero I miss is Flux.

At least I can play Meepo in a few days!

 

[Swag]

The love for Meepo will always be the one DOTA related thing that I can never quite understand.

 

[Lone_Prodigy]

Flux got so much better when they patched in the ability for his push/pull to affect teammates.

 

[Anbokr]

I miss FA. Dota lacks a strong pushing ranged carry.

SILHOUTTTTEEEEEE

fa is garbage

 

[Neki]

The love for Meepo will always be the one DOTA related thing that I can never quite understand.

Imagine if Geomancer had 4 seperate mini geomancers

that's what it's like

imagine how much chair would love that hero

 

[Haly]

I still miss Striders.

 

[Archie]

Tranquil Boots are better

 

[Haly]

Our mutual friend says you're retarded Archie, Striders > Tranquil.

 

[Swag]

After having DOTA related avatars for forever, switching to a Bayonetta one was incredibly jarring for me Archie.

Imagine if Geomancer had 4 seperate mini geomancers

Would still suck because Chair would not be able to hit that ult, even if he could cast it at 4 different points.

 

[Neki]

After having DOTA related avatars for forever, switching to a Bayonetta one was incredibly jarring for me Archie.


Would still suck because Chair would not be able to hit that ult, even if he could cast it at 4 different points.

I should go back to my old Rita avatar, so qt.

 

[Archie]

After having DOTA related avatars for forever, switching to a Bayonetta one was incredibly jarring for me Archie.

Sorry man. Bayonetta was a top 5 game this gen for me and Nintendo announcing Bayonetta 2 made me stoked. They instantly sold me on a Wii U.

 

[Procarbine]

I'm pumped for meepo to get added so scrubs play him and feed me wins.

Also, holy shit at these kirby items. They just aren't getting better, and he doesn't even give us the courtesy of linking them. He forces them on my eyes.

 

[Neki]

I'm pumped for meepo to get added so scrubs play him and feed me wins.

Also, holy shit at these kirby items. They just aren't getting better, and he doesn't even give us the courtesy of linking them. He forces them on my eyes.

yo man, moody gonna give you the ban hammer soon with all dat real talk

 

[Procarbine]

yo man, moody gonna give you the ban hammer soon with all dat real talk

That's why I posted it here. Real talk refugees.

 

[Swag]

Sorry man. Bayonetta was a top 5 game this gen for me and Nintendo announcing Bayonetta 2 made me stoked. They instantly sold me on a Wii U.

Archie
Second-rate Anihawk

Figured you would've been sold without the need for any reinforcement

That's why I posted it here. Real talk refugees.

There's a few things I can always count on seeing when I skim that thread

- Professional Player dick riding, Wehsing in particular
- Similar questions asked ad nauseam with the same answers every time
- Average screenshots being passed off as God Tier
- Terrible opinions being thrown around with confidence
- Lack of real talk
- Bad Kirby Items

Dota 2 thread going strong as always.

 

[Neki]

Swag you almost home yet? I've been forced to play League without your throwing to keep me in line.

 

[Swag]

Swag you almost home yet? I've been forced to play League without your throwing to keep me in line.

You could always just play with Euro GAF, would probably be the same thing, except it would never get good.

So I was bored at work today and decided to read this thread, to have a few chuckles, so many amazing posts.

Meeru wedding pics, who would've thought this dude would turn out to be the

Spoiler

Sociopath

we all know and love, also dude's wife is pretty hot.

Wife letting me play an hr a day

Beginning of the downward spiral to the wife quits.

The reason for not always using hot-keys is because I have my hands on the arrows keys moving the camera around a lot of the times. I really need to remap the keys so I don't have to move my hands across the keyboard so much.

Knowledge bombs from Sanjay

This amazing image from Nuke / Freezm

Procarbine's bad luck before the infamous curse.

The official HoN GAF shirt, dunno why this never got made though

Yo "Chinese Electric Batman" whats your in game name? weve all been wondering this for like 800years bra

Did we ever figure out who this dude was?

The sup X gosu invasion

Loki introduces PuppetYuber to the bottom of the trash can.

Beginning of Yubers losses to Loki mid, and the birth of the HoN GAF 1v1 Mid ( Neki vs Kapura mid lol )

Puppet vs Meeru Mirror SS.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzMxNPi0C18

Yuber being put away then getting redemption from the ultimate luck.

One of these days someone will have to tell me the whole story behind Wifequitting.

One day, Meeru got married.

~ The End ~

Guesong getting some marriage advice, is he married yet?

Amazing IH Salt / Reel Tawk

MrMr Spirit reincarnated in Swifletame

Kagete - Every time Kagete apologizes for something, you drink.
Alumnus - Every time Alumnus gets mad, you drink.
MrMister - Every threat of incoming loss, you drink.
Puppetyuber - Every bottle purchased, you drink.
Neki - Every time the word "Real Talk" is mentioned in Mumble you drink.
Loki_Demi - Every time the phrase "So stressing" is mentioned, you drink.
MoodyShuffle - Every time text is entered into Mumble instead of spoken words, you drink.
Thorin_Bei - Every time the word "Team Play" is mentioned you drink.
Procarbine - Every time Procarbine completes a failed gank, you drink.
NukeFDukem - Every time the phrase "EZ" is typed, you drink.
Sanjay - Every time a throw is performed, you drink.
Meeru - Every Disconnect, you drink, or whenever the phrase "Just go in" is mentioned, you drink.
Swagsurfin - Every time Swag trolls Alumnus successfully, you finish your drink.
astroboy - "Let's play some LEAGUE" - take a drink
azuki - Drink when he buys his Boots of Travel, another when he gets nullstone
Puppetyuber - every time he DCs (even as a spec) take a shot
Pillowknight - when he calls for a Concede vote, take a drink
Meteorain - 1 drink per bout of euro-rage
Rumblebuffin - Latin lecture, take a drink
bzm - When either "crunched", "anal laceration" or "ass devastation" are mentioned, you take a drink
LAMARCUS - for each poor attempt to stay in character, take a full swig, you're going to need it

Shame the drinking night never happened.

Gafhosues are a nonstop stream of inter- and intra-team shittalking. I was the first two kills in the arachna v nymphora game. You think I heard about it? You bet your ass I did. But instead of taking it personally or making excuses (because no1curr about excuses) I manned the fuck up and came back to crush kids with major damage and three orbs. Truth be told, monkeyking never had a shadow of a hope against shadow shaman. Did we rub it in? you bet your ass we did. But if you get so buttcut when you lose because of the random, maybe you should play a less competitive game. Like solitaire.

The best post Kapura ever made.

Meteorain's greatest MOBA moment.

I'm only satisfied when I hit 600-700 gpm

i thought we weren't going to see you around when dota2 comes out. make like your HoN and uninstall yourself from this thread.

One of the few posts that Astro made in the thread, but one of the best.

swag plz, the only thing ur good at is talking on the mic saying how farmed the other team is

The only time Meeru ever tried to ether someone in the thread.

Yuber showing his true colors, also let us never forget Yuber being stuck in the IHL dumpster.

Inner Sanjay Creep coming out

Thanks for the legendary mad in mumble though, I'll be sure to record it next time.

Don't worry I'm more than happy to say I'll never give it to you. You condescending prick.

The worst MrMr ever got.

get motivated.

k we seriously need a neki wordfilter that deletes any post he makes that starts with "get" or follows the form "x gonna x"

We wouldn't see 98% of Neki's posts then, he doesn't post anything of substance unless the thread has the word "pony" in the title or OP

Neki Exposed

The Memes

Again Sanjay showing his true colors

The second best thing Kapura has ever posted

HOOKING THINGS WITH PROCARBINE

Even outside of GAF people know how bad Pillow is

Yo we can play whatever game we fucking want. We're not going to sit around in hon IH's listening to you bitch nonstop just because you set your night aside to play and are feeding.

funny you talk about keeping noobs separate when you stat reset every time you get close to a bracket with decent players

are u really that buttmad that he didnt circlejerk ur submission

well in that case, he told you why in his fucking post, but if you decided to read it instead of trying to be a sassy bitch maybe you wouldnt come off looking like a buttmad retard

Some of the best BZM Reel Tawk

I won't be on much the next couple weeks due to my work giving me a ton of hours... everyone at my job decided early August to all go on vacation... at the same time.

I'll be back this week to play with you guys, my 'work week' is finally over tomorrow.

Spoiler

And yes my birthday was Friday I'm 20 now.

I'm taking a short road trip up to the mountain for the day, I'll be back around 6pm pacific time.

The MrMr live blogging to let us know when the next time everyone can dodge him would be.

I know I'm not HON-Gaf but I like browsing this thread from time to time to see what you guys talk about. MrMister, honest question: What turns you off of Dota 2? I played very briefly with you and never got the chance to get to know you outside of a few lines in mumble. Any of the other pure HoN players like Swiftlame can answer too. I'm seriously just curious, no judgements attached. I ask because I'd love to see better players start joining in GAF games to help raise the skill level.

So. Anything specifically holding you guys back from Dota 2? You guys think you're ever going to transition over?

The final dagger from Milk that killed the thread.

And the amazing iSketch moments.

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Fucken Nostalgia

 

[dommynick]

Great post. On topic: I installed and played Korea-HoN today.

 

[Phandy]

I get paid to draw and I'm still not as good as Sanjay.
Glorious.

 

[IceMarker]

I feel like such an asshole now :/

I gotta say, if it weren't for all the shit you guys put up with me learning HoN and improving with playing and queueing with you guys constantly over the course of March 2011 - March 2012 I wouldn't be the decent player I am today. So thanks.

 

[oc]

lol^

 

[Ikuu]

I feel like such an asshole now :/

I gotta say, if it weren't for all the shit you guys put up with me learning HoN and improving with playing and queueing with you guys constantly over the course of March 2011 - March 2012 I wouldn't be the decent player I am today. So thanks.

From what I've seen the training is really paying off against dem bots.

 

[Neki]

From what I've seen the training is really paying off against dem bots.

Bots are superior to humans in almost all regards, whether it comes to last hitting, denying, coordination and team fights. They're the epitome of DotA. There is also 100% less trash talking from bots.

 

[Procarbine]

Fuck that ophelia shit.

 

[IceMarker]

From what I've seen the training is really paying off against dem bots.

Hey those bots know how to gank and push better than the average solo queue MM players. ;P
EDIT: What Ultimoo said.

I just don't have the brass to solo queue, I do in HoN but for some reason I'm still afraid to dip my toes in DOTA 2 MM.

 

[Swag]

Did Neki get a name change? I distinctly remember his name being Ultimoo on GAF