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Hi, I am (blank) years old, and my generation would like to apologize for (blank)

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ToxicAdam

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Ever been embarrassed by trends you or your generation has started, but then quickly became out of control?


Hi, I am 30 years old and my generation would like to apologize for suburban white kids acting like they were born in Brooklyn.


It really started out innocently. Rap music was just coming into its own in the mid-80's and really became the 'alternative' music for hip white kids. Some white kids would get clever and grow a "high top fade" or etch thier favorite sports team logo in the back of thier head. Real innocent, minor stuff. Legitimate rap acts like the Beastie Boys and 3rd Bass were kind of a nice niche to a further expanding list of rap diversity.

Then Rob Van Winkle ripped off a catchy bass line and it all went horribly wrong.

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Really the embodiment of what was wrong with trend. Somebody who spoke with a 'put on' voice, claimed he was from "the street", packed a gun and remained defiantly ignorant the whole time. A new generation of ghetto white kid was born.

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As rap music began to change (1993) and become increasingly, absurdly gangster .. the attitude and dress began to go with it. Unfortunately, suburban white kid tried even harder to keep up. By the mid-90's, it had reached an epic level of retarded.

I'm sorry for what we started, we had no idea it would end up the Icy Hot Stuntaz years later.
 

pollo

Banned
damn

If only we'd have gone Del's route instead of Ice Cube we'd still be rappin about pissin on our steps and missing our bus instead of killin cops and talkin about pushin the yayo
 

Ecrofirt

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Hi, I'm 19 years old, and my generation would like to apologize for ToxicAdam. Really, it's not our fault he's a clownboat.
 
blahness said:
Hi, I am 26 years old, and my generation would like to apologize for not a god damned thing.

I think you could at least find it in your heart to apologize for the toxic amounts of kitsch associated with 80s cartoons.
 
Born 1966.

Sorry for hair metal, Phil Collins, what became of Sting, and country music that only differs from generic rock by means of a slide guitar and a drawl.

Sorry for sound-bite politics.

Sorry for movies where the script is apparently the only thing that doesn't matter, a particularly 80's thing which has only been reversed in recent years.
 
Hi, I am 24 years old, and my generation would like to apologize for making Billy Corgan popular. I would just like to mention I took no part in it. Again, I'm truely sorry.
 

ToxicAdam

Member
Ecrofirt said:
Hi, I'm 19 years old, and my generation would like to apologize for ToxicAdam. Really, it's not our fault he's a clownboat.


I really would classify myself as a jackass or an assface. DON'T YOU LABEL ME WITH NEW COMPOUND WORDS!


I was hoping more 20-24 yr olds would apologize for the popularity of anime. Enough with that shit already.
 

eLGee

Member
I'm 21 and I'd like to apologizse for my generation becoming parents at a really early age. Enjoy your spoiled like, suckers! ;)
And for making Britney popular.
 

Shinobi

Member
callous said:
Hi, I'm 35 and I would like to apologize for having participated in making the IBM compatible PC the standard.

So you're the one eh? Fuck you and all the other scrots that killed the Amiga!! *ahem*
 

Tedesco!

Member
I'm 29, and I want to apologize for my generations early obsession with the tv show Friends, Hootie and the Blowfish, and the whole "grunge" thing.
 

tt_deeb

Member
Technically a lot of us can apologize for the same things. What age does it become your thing? Someone that was 23 apologized for emo but I'm 16 and everyone in my school should be pretty damn sorry about it.
 

Beezy

Member
Hi, I'm 17 years old(just graduated from HS) and my generation would like to apologize for the popularity of ipods over all other brands of mp3 players.
 
Hi, I'm I'm 29 years old and I'd like to apologize for:

- Madonna
- Keyboard guitars
- nearly making Demolition Man a reality by making Arnold the governor of California
- ALF
- Kevin Smith
 

tetsuoxb

Member
tt_deeb said:
Technically a lot of us can apologize for the same things. What age does it become your thing? Someone that was 23 apologized for emo but I'm 16 and everyone in my school should be pretty damn sorry about it.

Yeah, but kids who went to high school in the mid to late nineties (no war, everyone had money, etc. etc.) are most responsible.

Out of 80s excess we had hair metal. Not a bad development.

Out of 90s excess we got emo. AKA people playing slow pop punk and lamenting their middle class status.

The fact that it is still around is our fault.
 
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Deleted member 1235

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I would like an apology from British people for the Barmy Army.
 

soakrates

Member
tt_deeb said:
Technically a lot of us can apologize for the same things. What age does it become your thing? Someone that was 23 apologized for emo but I'm 16 and everyone in my school should be pretty damn sorry about it.
Your generation can apologize for all this "hardcore" bullshit I hear every three seconds now.
 

andthebeatgoeson

Junior Member
I'm 27 and would like to apologize to latin people for becoming the new negroes. Our 200+ years are up, tough break guys. If you guys start a march, maybe white people will stop blaming you for kidnapping their woman/raping their young kids/stealing their jobs.
 

Blackace

if you see me in a fight with a bear, don't help me fool, help the bear!
I am 27 and I would like to say sorry for 50 cent.. :( *sniff...sniff...* I can't talk right now...
 

callous

Member
Shinobi said:
So you're the one eh? Fuck you and all the other scrots that killed the Amiga!! *ahem*

I tried to stay with it, honestly, but .. but .. Fate of Atlantis just loaded so much faster on the PC than on my A500 :(
 

MC Safety

Member
I'd like to apologize for the film version of The Dukes of Hazzard. We were quite dumb in whatever decade that show ran, and didn't exercise our hard-earned veto power when the notion of a major motion picture came up.

Also for Richard Nixon, although I couldn't really help that one.

Oh, and unfunny prop comics.
 

Rocket9

Member
You are now all officially forgiven, you can now raise your head proud. Well excluding the generation that made Kelly Osbourne a star......of course
 
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