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God I fucking love these movies. Laugh so hard your jaw is sore and eyes are red from tears.

I don't think I can pick a favorite sketch. Wasabi one is up there.
 
Jackass 3 felt a little lighter than 1/2, but I love the high five flour prank. It's something I'd love to actually pull on someone someday.
 
Also, Jaws music +

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Ehren's tooth getting pulled with the Lamborghini was so fuckin funny.

I just love watching the lead up to any of these kind of events; they really portray the energy of the environment these guys had well. It's not just "oh that's crazy they filmed that", it's actually entertaining to watch these guys egg each other on, act excited someone said "yes" to an idea, etc.
 
I'm not sure why I find it so funny but the game of dodgeball in the dark with medicine balls always makes me laugh.

That Wild Boyz spin off that Steveo and Chris Pontius did is also really funny. I'll never not laugh when I hear Chris Pontius laugh.
 
I'm a big fan of CKY (band. The skate/skit videos of the same name are fun too of course) and have been saddened by what's become of Bam after watching a recent show vid of theirs/his.

I'll miss the glory days.
 
The one that always gets me rolling is when they rent the car, take it to a destruction derby, then return it.

I was in tears.
 
Bee hive tetherball from Jackass 3.

I honest to god don't think I've ever laughed harder in a theater. I was dying. Those poor bastards trying to hit the ball and everyone in the background just spazzing out trying to swat the bees away.
 
One of the grossest ones I remember, and I think this was just a deleted scene from one of the movies or the actual show, was The Vomellete, where Steve-O ate a few raw eggs, made himself throw up into a skillet, and then made and omelette out of it, before eating that and throwing up again. It's so hard to watch and so funny.
 
Man, I could handle all of it. Even the paperclips clip, but the one that damn near made me lose my lunch is when Preston was jogging and collecting sweat in the clear plastic suit..

Nah man.

And Lamborghini tooth pull was pretty funny as well.
 
Dudesons and Dirty Sanchez always seemed like bootleg bullshit also-rans. Pro Keds when you want Nike. Toughskins when you wanted 501s. Atari 2600 when Super Mario 3 just dropped.

Swap meet/flea-market-ass prank shows devoid of the magic that made Jackass fun to watch regardless what they were doing.
 
I always remember Bam being a little bitch who wouldn't do anything. He was clearly the weakest link in the group

Which is why I loved when they did the Bam+snakes pranks and made him basically shit himself. Bam always seemed like one of those guys who could dish it but couldn't take it.

Dudesons and Dirty Sanchez always seemed like bootleg bullshit also-rans. Pro Keds when you want Nike. Toughskins when you wanted 501s. Atari 2600 when Super Mario 3 just dropped.

Swap meet/flea-market-ass prank shows devoid of the magic that made Jackass fun to watch regardless what they were doing.

this hits close to home
 
Did anyone else go through a jackass stage where you and your friends filmed yourselves doing stupid shit and hurting yourselves? I definitely did. I ate a booger once.
 
The horn at the golf course has one of the best exchanges of dialogue ever:

"I have bursitis."

"That's why you need the horn?"

"It helps."
 
So jackass 4 a pipe dream now?

It was a pipe dream then. And then there was no hope once Dunn died.

3D was the perfect swan-song (I know there were bits & bobs that followed afterward) and I don't know that watching these pushing-50 guys taking rubber dicks to the face is going to be anywhere near as charming.

Now, when they all hit 65? Maybe.
 

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I have never laughed so fucking hard
 
One of the grossest ones I remember, and I think this was just a deleted scene from one of the movies or the actual show, was The Vomellete, where Steve-O ate a few raw eggs, made himself throw up into a skillet, and then made and omelette out of it, before eating that and throwing up again. It's so hard to watch and so funny.

It was Dave England.
He did it twice. Once outside with Knoxville under a gas mask and the other time inside with Steve-O eating a bit.

Was kinda like the milk challenge, where they tried to drink a gallon of milk and Dave couldn't stop vomiting.
 
Dudesons and Dirty Sanchez always seemed like bootleg bullshit also-rans. Pro Keds when you want Nike. Toughskins when you wanted 501s. Atari 2600 when Super Mario 3 just dropped.

Swap meet/flea-market-ass prank shows devoid of the magic that made Jackass fun to watch regardless what they were doing.

Yup, on point.
 
Seeing the first one in theaters with friends from high school was just incredible. Then of course we go back to one's house and started doing stupid shit.
 
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