this story:
girlfriend is dogsitting. So the dog licks own rump raw but is an adorable golden retriever so its okay. girlfriend decides to get a cone for the dog, and she tries it on the dog last night. she gets the cone on the dog, very patient with the whole process, the dog then stands with wide end of the cone flat on the floor for 2 hours (!). girlfriend gives dog tough love and decides to leave it on while she goes to bed. sleeps until 3am until she is woken by the dog leaping onto her on the bed. she freaks but the dog just wants to be held, so she does, and dozes off. wakes up to dog filling cone with barf. dog refuses to move for 45 mins and wont let her take the cone off.
I saw her today and she had huge bags under her eyes. lol