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Slurmer said:Found the guy that did me wrong, ripped his still beating heart out of his chest, and held it in front of his face so he could see how black it was before he died.

Slurmer said:Found the guy that did me wrong, ripped his still beating heart out of his chest, and held it in front of his face so he could see how black it was before he died.
ItAintEasyBeinCheesy said:So, title speaks for itself, what was your highlight for today?
.......... hrmmmmm, i watched a bunch of How I Met Your Mother eps today.
AVclub said:Stuck in traffic on the way into the city this morning, I noticed a cute girl driving a red Maxima next to me. I smiled at her. She smiled back, then flirted (by licking her finger suggestively). After a couple of minutes she noticed the magnet on the side of my car which advertised my business phone number. So she called me and we talked as traffic continued to crawl.
She said her name was Sarah and that she was bored with working and driving and her marriage. She suggested we pull off at a rest stop on the Jersey Turnpike to have some coffee and fool around. I told her that sounded great but that I loved my life and my work and my wife.
She smiled, then said, "Your loss. I give great head." Then she hung up and changed lanes and moved away from me.
So that's the highlight of my day so far.
I'm too lazy to read all that, but I didn't have sex with them. It was just nice to be somewhere normal for once.adg1034 said:I take it you won The Belt?
Petrie said:I've just discovered this show thanks to the NPH thread from a few days back, and it has been great so far.
tokkun said:Was asked to write a chapter in a textbook as a 'leading expert'.
Petrie said:Mine is oddly the same. I've just discovered this show thanks to the NPH thread from a few days back, and it has been great so far.
ItAintEasyBeinCheesy said:FUCKIN FOUND 5 DOLLARS ON THE ROAD!!!!!!!
Had to jam the brakes, reverse that sucka and run out on the road to retrieve it, hells yeah i wants 5 dollars.