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[Bluekaveli]

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Ruh-roh gaf

 

[frontovik]

Isn't there medicine for that? What's her temperature.

 

[sfedai0]

GG WP

 

[Resilient]

are those hot feet

 

[shadyspace]

get a puppy

 

[CountAntonius]

 

[Surface of Me]

Isn't there medicine for that?

its called semen

 

[breakfastchampion]

Babies! What's there to think about it? Get on it!

 

[way more]

Invite every person with a baby into your house. Cousin, brother, sister, step-sis, step-bro. Everyone! Does you girl still want that bae? Let her handle them little freaks for hours.

Your girl is now the babysitter of every single family member for 20 miles.

 

[Souldestroyer Reborn]

Urgh.

I've been getting this from my SO for nearly 8 months.

Hang in there bro. We'll get through this.

Spoiler

I wanna wait at least 3 more years :I

 

[LyleLanley]

She should take a baby aspirin then.

 

[Bluekaveli]

Isn't there medicine for that? What's her temperature.

http://youtu.be/eOUtsybozjg

 

[NobleGundam]

I forsee plenty of snoo snoo for OP

 

[Jooney]

you are already dad

 

[Richie]

Puss in Boots: [To Shrek, as the ship leaves] Well my friend, you are royally...
[loud horn blast]

 

[Bare Grills]

Tell her to stop listening to Justin Beiber.

 

[Captcha]

Time to switch to men.

 

[Bluekaveli]

Urgh.

I've been getting this from my SO for nearly 8 months.

Hang in there bro. We'll get through this.

Spoiler

I wanna wait at least 3 more years :I

I know man

Spoiler

I wanna wait until we're married so approximately 2 years.

 

[davepoobond]

ive got a fever

and the only cure

is more baby

 

[Chairmanchuck]

Can anyone explaint that behaviour to me?

Often the ones I know who really want a baby are talking about other babies being so cute, they also want some cute baby etc. but never about the real responsibilities of having a new familymember.
This always reminds me of the children who wanted a pet as a christmas present.
Sometimes I just wonder if the reason is that the girls/woman are tired of working and want a baby, because they think its more relaxing and cute.

 

[ShabbadooJr]

Abort

 

[The Real Abed]

BABIES EVERYWHERE!

 

[CountAntonius]

Made you a new avatar in case you decide to be a father.

 

[Sub_Level]

So what you are really trying to say is that you're gonna live the rest of your days as a schmuck.

 

[XAL]

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Ruh-roh gaf

If you make her wait another year and the fever never passes.

 

[StopMakingSense]

BABIES EVERYWHERE!

iunderstoodthatreference.gif

 

[8 X 11 Printer Paper]

Make sure to wear iron underwear with a lock at night, you don't want to wake up the next morning sperm-jacked.

 

[Bluekaveli]

Made you a new avatar in case you decide to be a father.

Lmfao

 

[Grug]

It is a reminder that one day you will actually start having sex for purposes of procreation, and it's never the same again.

Ovulation sticks, pregnancy tests, vaginal mucous... these things aren't conducive to sex being impulsive and free-spirited.

 

[Grug]

Can anyone explaint that behaviour to me?

Often the ones I know who really want a baby are talking about other babies being so cute, they also want some cute baby etc. but never about the real responsibilities of having a new familymember.
This always reminds me of the children who wanted a pet as a christmas present.
Sometimes I just wonder if the reason is that the girls/woman are tired of working and want a baby, because they think its more relaxing and cute.

You are the product of billions of years of evolution and an unbroken line of ancestors who felt the need to procreate, or at the very least, perform the act that leads to procreation.

Can't fight nature bro.

 

[the_firewithin]

Run fast

 

[ElBoxyBrown]

The good news is that you'll probably be having lots of sex.
The bad news is you'll probably have to check your condoms before doing it.

But seriously you should talk to her about having a baby at the right time just to clear things up.

 

[Chairmanchuck]

You are the product of billions of years of evolution and an unbroken line of ancestors who felt the need to procreate, or at the very least, perform the act that leads to procreation.

Can't fight nature bro.

I know that, but it seems most of the ones I met that wanted to have a baby just talked about the "cuteness" of having one, but dont really think that you are responsible for a new life, especially financially.

 

[Kisaya]

Omg I want a baby too ;3

Sai-kun let's have a baby!!!

Invite every person with a baby into your house. Cousin, brother, sister, step-sis, step-bro. Everyone!

I actually seriously need this. Gotta make friends who have babies to babysit T____T

 

[nullset2]

 

[Ashodin]

I'm glad my girl doesn't want no chillins

 

[entremet]

Some questions:

How serious is your relationship?

How old is she? The biological clock is real and honestly it is something us guys need to be more sensitive too. She doesn't have forever.

Just have an adult discussion if you want to wait. Tell her that you feel it would best until you're married, which you just mentioned. I'm guessing she will still be prime baby having years in 2 years if she's having baby fever now.

 

[FalsettoVibe]

It is a reminder that one day you will actually start having sex for purposes of procreation, and it's never the same again.

Ovulation sticks, pregnancy tests, vaginal mucous... these things aren't conducive to sex being impulsive and free-spirited.

Oh dear Lord. Why did I Google this?

 

[CountAntonius]

Oh dear Lord. Why did I Google this?

 

[Bluekaveli]

Some questions:

How serious is your relationship?

How old is she? The biological clock is real and honestly it is something us guys need to be more sensitive too. She doesn't have forever.

Just have an adult discussion if you want to wait. I'm guessing she will still be prime baby having years in 2 years if she's having baby fever now.

Lol neither one of us are 25 yet but honestly I've had it too. Generally because I love children but we both know that we will wait until the time is right.

 

[Kozak]

Start acting like a baby so taking care of you takes her mind off things.

 

[Bluekaveli]

Oh dear Lord. Why did I Google this?

I kinda wonder what it tastes like.

 

[Wag]

 

[DonEscobar]

you are already dad

.

 

[Makai]

you are already dad

Underappreciated

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

Money, you got it?

 

[oreomunsta]

This... this was just too fucking good. Well done

 

[entremet]

Lol neither one of us are 25 yet but honestly I've had it too. Generally because I love children but we both know that we will wait until the time is right.

Yeah. She has plenty of time lol.

Here's a tip.

Start talking about traveling together and stuff.

Because once you have kids, travel becomes way more expensive and also a bigger pain. She will get over it quickly. Unless she's one of those weirdos that hates traveling.

Start dreaming and thinking about destinations you'd like to explore together. That should work.

 

[Mr. F]

you are already dad

Not enough love for this

 

[MindGamingMantis]

you are already dad

/fucking dead.

Hahaha