Support NeoGAF

[Days like these...]

I'm 50 ft away. Fuck you I'm not walking any faster.

 

[PapaEmeritus]

 

[AlteredForms]

I'm 50 ft away. Fuck you I'm not walking any faster. Agree? Disagree?

Then tell them to go on ahead if you're not willing to cooperate. I've held doors open for people and often they will show appreciation, then there's those who won't even look at me and say nothing. I usually don't make a big deal out of it as I don't want somebody else's BS to ruin my mood, though there will come a time when I preach on these fools.

 

[Big Baller]

I only hold doors open for the hottest latinas

 

[haxan7]

Only gays hold the door for other men. I like to make a point of how straight I am by pulling the door closed a little faster than it would normally close if there's someone coming up behind me.

 

[Days like these...]

Only gays hold the door for other men. I like to make a point of how straight I am by pulling the door closed a little faster than it would normally close if there's someone coming up behind me.

You confuse doors for bussy?

 

[PaddyOCanager]

 

[Kacho]

In the context of what the OP is talking about, yeah, it's a dick move to hold the door open for someone several feet away. All you do is make things awkward because if the person walking doesn't speed up then he looks like a dick.

I'll hold the door open if someone is right there, but if I have to pause for a few seconds then nah. They can figure out how to open the door when they get to it.

 

[Days like these...]

God placed me on this Earth to upend your societal norms.

 

[ChorizoPicozo]

of course is a dick move. The dick is the one telling me to hold a door for a woman.

 

[anthony2690]

They are just blessing your day as they hold the door open for you.

 

[kanjobazooie]

God placed me on this Earth to upend your societal norms.

We get it, man. You’re an atheist.

 

[PapaEmeritus]

of course is a dick move. The dick is the one telling me to hold a door for a woman.

 

[GHG]

I only hold doors open for the hottest latinas

Seriously.

If its a woman or someone in clear need of help (elderly or someone carrying something) then I might go the extra mile to hold the door open even if they are a distance away. But if the person is less than a couple of steps away after I'm done with the door then fuck that, they can reopen the door themselves.

 

[Deleted member 1159]

Only gays hold the door for other men. I like to make a point of how straight I am by pulling the door closed a little faster than it would normally close if there's someone coming up behind me.

Man I was wondering why my mouth tasted like cock when I got into the office today...

 

[Wheeljack539]

of course is a dick move. The dick is the one telling me to hold a door for a woman.

 

[NightmareFarm]

Yes if you are a good couple meters away.

 

[Kagey K]

Why do people who try to do polite things trigger you so?

 

[newtypepilot]

Whining about a good will gesture on the internet is also a dick move

 

[Hero of Spielberg]

Only gays hold the door for other men. I like to make a point of how straight I am by pulling the door closed a little faster than it would normally close if there's someone coming up behind me.

I hold it open for men to show them I think they’re incapable of opening it themselves. It can be very emasculating for your target if executed correctly.

 

[Syphon Filter]

I'm 50 ft away. Fuck you I'm not walking any faster.

you're lazy.

 

[Wildebeest]

I carry an emergency inflatable door to drop behind me in case I need to feel especially polite and civilized towards people following me.

 

[Days like these...]

Whining about a good will gesture on the internet is also a dick move

It's a dick move. Idk what you're talking about.

 

[badblue]

Whining about a good will gesture on the internet is also a dick move

I'm 50 feet away from you, are you holding the door for me?

I don't walk too quick these days.

 

[badblue]

I'm 50 ft away. Fuck you I'm not walking any faster.

I walk a lot slower since my spinal injury. I can't walk faster and I still have people holding door for me for far too long. Since I'm a 42(ish) year old guy, I get people looking at me like I'm fucking with them way too much.

 

[Days like these...]

We get it, man. You’re an atheist.

I actually consider myself an apatheist I just mess with people sometimes.

 

[TheInfamousKira]

Hold the door and tell them to have a blessed day.

EDIT: Holy shit it's ACTUALLY the same guy. ROFL

 

[BadBurger]

The key is to look them right in the eyes the entire time.

 

[Facism]

I usually use my hands

 

[Lasha]

I'm beginning to suspect that you are an AI whose seed was "edgelord".

 

[AJUMP23]

I hold the door for my wife but for other people depends on distance and circumstances.

 

[Neolombax]

Reminds me of the other thread where someone was complaining about greeting other people?

 

[Days like these...]

Reminds me of the other thread where someone was complaining about greeting other people?

I must have missed that one. Sounds crazy though

 

[PSYGN]

I don't hold the door. The door holds me. What am I?

Spoiler

A revolving door.

 

[Astral Dog]

i like dicks

 

[PapaEmeritus]

I hold the door for my wife but for other people depends on distance and circumstances.

Wife gets the same treatment, hustle up babes, or I gotta hold the door for this gay and hot Latina, and the guy wishing me a blessed day

 

[EverydayBeast]

 

[Valedix]

You'd get along with TheInfamousKira

 

[PSYGN]

 

[Dr. Suchong]

 

[DeafTourette]

I always hold the door open for others

 

[Trogdor1123]

I always hold doors for people but I use basketball key as my range

 

[Days like these...]

You know lately I've been feeling like Kramer and Gaf overreacting like George and Jerry

 

[bitbydeath]

 

[GymWolf]

I only hold doors open for the hottest latinas

Do they open their "door" to you to return the favour?

 

[Big Baller]

Do they open their "door" to you to return the favour?

 

[jufonuk]

I'm 50 ft away. Fuck you I'm not walking any faster.

Then tell them not to home the door you nincompoop

 

[Ash Sparrow]

I only hold doors open for the hottest latinas

Same if they dont say Aye Papi while walking through I slam it in their face.

 

[Big Baller]

Pimpsmack yo ass bitch!

 

[winjer]

Holding the for for someone else, used to be a sign of respect. Regardless of the other person being male or female.
It takes a really screwed up view of the world, to change it to be a form of oppression or disrespect.