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[Shiggy]

Is it allowed to post a link where the link to the scan is posted?

 

[fallout]

Is it allowed to post a link where the link to the scan is posted?

Isn't that kind of like asking: "Is it okay if I buy the heroin from a guy who bought it from someone else?"

 

[Borys]

PM ME PLZ!

PM ME TOO!

PM ME ALSO!

:lol :lol :lol

Where's Mike Works when you need him?

 

[koam]

I admit, I was like 12 years old and tried it :lol

That's pretty old to still be stupid

 

[GSG Flash]

April Fool's jokes can be funny... just not in the middle of February.

IAWTP

 

[wobedraggled]

where's that batman running with a bomb pic when you need it :lol

 

[Kobun Heat]

FAIL

By the way, what's with all you guys saying an April Fools' trick is supposed to be funny? It's supposed to trick people.

 

[iapetus]

Holly: They're from the NorWEB Federation.
Lister: What's that?
Holly: NorthWestern Electricity Board. They want you, Dave.
Lister: Me? Why? What for?
Holly: For your crimes against humanity.
Lister: You what?!
Holly: Seems when you left Earth, three million years ago, you left two half-eaten German sausages on a plate in your kitchen.
Lister: Did I?
Holly: You know what happens to sausages left unattended for three million years?
Lister: Yeh, they go mouldy.
Holly: Your sausages, Dave, now cover seven-eighths of the Earth's surface. Also, you left seventeen pounds, fifty pence in your bank account. Thanks to compound interest you now own 98% of all the world's wealth. And because you hoarded it for three million years, nobody's got any money except for you and NorWEB.
Lister: Why NorWEB?
Holly: You left a light on in the bathroom. I've got a final demand here for one hundred and eighty billion pounds.
Lister: A hundred and eighty billion pounds!! You're kidding!
Holly, wearing glasses, nose and moustache: April Fool.
Lister: But it's not April!
Holly: Yeah, I know. But I can't be waiting six months with a red-hot jape like that underneath me hat.

 

[Milkman]

I'm still trying to unlock Akuma in Resident Evil.

 

[scarybore]

I remember my brother doing an april fools joke on my very young cousin, telling him how to get a ultra secret pokemon. Just a shame the poor bugger got in trouble for unknowingly spreading a rumor round the school of how to get the Legendary Tampon

 

[Ronin]

I'm still trying to unlock Akuma in Resident Evil.

Thats the first time I ever got fooled. :lol

 

[Duck of Death]

I don't know if it started as an April Fool's joke, but I was determined to find the Triforce hidden in Zelda: Ocarina of Time. THEY SAID I COULD GET OVER THE FENCE BEHIND THE WINDMILL!! DAYS OF MY LIFE LOST. FUCKERS. :lol

I also got fooled by IGN64 when they said that Nintendo had changed Resident Evil 2 for the N64 to appease teh kiddies. I sent IGN an e-mail proclaiming my discontent, and they published it along with the responses from other foolish, angry adolescent saps.


Here is the link to the story, although the responses are no longer there.

 

[maharg]

The Triforce in OoT stories didn't start as april fools, but there sure were a few of those as well. That's mostly where screenshots came from.

 

[Drakken]

Holly: They're from the NorWEB Federation.
Lister: What's that?
Holly: NorthWestern Electricity Board. They want you, Dave.
Lister: Me? Why? What for?
Holly: For your crimes against humanity.
Lister: You what?!
Holly: Seems when you left Earth, three million years ago, you left two half-eaten German sausages on a plate in your kitchen.
Lister: Did I?
Holly: You know what happens to sausages left unattended for three million years?
Lister: Yeh, they go mouldy.
Holly: Your sausages, Dave, now cover seven-eighths of the Earth's surface. Also, you left seventeen pounds, fifty pence in your bank account. Thanks to compound interest you now own 98% of all the world's wealth. And because you hoarded it for three million years, nobody's got any money except for you and NorWEB.
Lister: Why NorWEB?
Holly: You left a light on in the bathroom. I've got a final demand here for one hundred and eighty billion pounds.
Lister: A hundred and eighty billion pounds!! You're kidding!
Holly, wearing glasses, nose and moustache: April Fool.
Lister: But it's not April!
Holly: Yeah, I know. But I can't be waiting six months with a red-hot jape like that underneath me hat.

What's that from?

 

[maharg]

Red Dwarf

 

[MarkMacD]

You guys sure this is a joke? I work at an EB and my manager said we'd be hearing about the next Zelda preorder campaign soon, and that it 'was exactly what everyone's been waiting for'....

 

[Ironclad]

You guys sure this is a joke? I work at an EB and my manager said we'd be hearing about the next Zelda preorder campaign soon, and that it 'was exactly what everyone's been waiting for'....

Your manager makes it sound like it is going to be a demo of the game. Even though the new Zelda uses the same engine as WW, I still think it would be rather hard, wasteful, and extremely pointless to recreate WW. If Nintendo were to apply the new artstyle to WW, it would destroy everything the game stands for, and it would only show that Nintendo is weak enough to give into all of the petty haters.

 

[Kon Tiki]

You guys sure this is a joke? I work at an EB and my manager said we'd be hearing about the next Zelda preorder campaign soon, and that it 'was exactly what everyone's been waiting for'....

Zelda to come with free eyeliner and a Audio CD of the world's best emo bands doing Zelda covers?

 

[FoneBone]

You guys sure this is a joke? I work at an EB and my manager said we'd be hearing about the next Zelda preorder campaign soon, and that it 'was exactly what everyone's been waiting for'....

You're fucking around, right?

 

[Fuzzy]

Actually I'd love it if they gave us the three CD-i Zelda games.

 

[Duck of Death]

Hook, line and sinker!! :lol

 

[Ironclad]

Actually I'd love it if they gave us the three CD-i Zelda games.

Those games never existed. Now, we will never speak of this again.

 

[Kobun Heat]

Haha, that was fucking classic. I mean, wait, you work for EB?

...are you Suzanne Ashe?!?!

 

[Xenomiggs]

Can someone PM me the scan, plz plz plz plz?

 

[Wario64]

You guys sure this is a joke? I work at an EB and my manager said we'd be hearing about the next Zelda preorder campaign soon, and that it 'was exactly what everyone's been waiting for'....

!!!!

MEGATONOMG OGM OGMOG

 

[fse]

Don't count on it. It's Nintendo.

 

[GaimeGuy]

Don't count on it. It's Nintendo.

Because so many other companies completely remake two to three year old games.

EDIT:

speaking of old April Fools Jokes...

Oh, and anyone else remember the Nintendo Power April Fools Article on the building of real life warp pipes?